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Old 02-03-2002, 06:38 AM   #61
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Quote:
Originally posted by THRILLHO:
no one will ever, ever ask you "but did you get head?" again. for that, congrats.
If they do, they deserve to die. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

 
Old 02-03-2002, 07:30 AM   #62
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cactuar:
If they do, they deserve to die. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif
But did you get head?

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Old 02-03-2002, 08:59 AM   #63
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*cue madonna*

Like a virgin,
touched for the very first time
Like a vi-ir-ir-irgin
with your heartbeat
next to mine

good on ya mate!

now I'm depressed, if he can score and I can't I must be a loser

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Old 02-03-2002, 09:06 AM   #64
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Quote:
Originally posted by mungo:

now I'm depressed, if he can score and I can't I must be a loser

Same http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif


 
Old 02-03-2002, 10:22 AM   #65
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Quote:
Originally posted by THRILLHO:
no one will ever, ever ask you "but did you get head?" again. for that, congrats.
haha... it's ok...

you know you're about to lose it when you have this conversation:

*kiss* *kiss*
You: So...do you wanna?
Her: I dunno, do you?
You: I'm asking you what you want to do
Her: I want to do what you want to do
You: Well, what is that?
Her: Whatever you want it to be.
You: Wanna do it?
Her: Sure, if you do.
You: I want to
Her: Me too.

that's when you know for sure.

 
Old 02-03-2002, 03:48 PM   #66
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you know there's probably a reason why she didn't go farther then head. Did you take off all your clothes?

 
Old 02-03-2002, 03:59 PM   #67
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Quote:
Originally posted by The exploding boy:
you know there's probably a reason why she didn't go farther then head. Did you take off all your clothes?
Holy shit Ariel! Try to avoid low blows here!

Hahehahehaheha!



 
Old 02-03-2002, 06:01 PM   #68
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Quote:
Originally posted by THE MACHINA666:
Holy shit Ariel! Try to avoid low blows here!
http://novacoma.homestead.com/files/AIMOUP.gif

 
Old 02-03-2002, 06:07 PM   #69
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I want details. Did you squeeze her tits? Did you see her tits? Where did you splooge? What happened after?

 
Old 02-03-2002, 06:32 PM   #70
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i think everyone here is missing the point. Not one of you have asked the MOST important question...

did she swallow?

j o e

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::stumbles in drunkenly::
Hey everybody, where did Mary go?
Where did Mary go?
And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to...
I'll just lie here for a while, Wet myself, wet my bed-- I've readied it all for her, you know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows-- Now soiled....
And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom?... The bathtub?... She sleeps there sometimes.... Water cleanses, you know, washes dirt away, makes new.... Maybe she... maybe she... maybe she... maybe... Maybe she swam away....
::exits drunkenly::

 
Old 02-03-2002, 06:34 PM   #71
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Quote:
Originally posted by The Maverick:
i think everyone here is missing the point. Not one of you have asked the MOST important question...

did she swallow?

j o e
and/or:
did you snowball, and if so, did you swallow?

lord knows I do

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Old 02-03-2002, 06:39 PM   #72
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i would also like to add that, in light of the topic at hand, it was a great honor to be the 69th post.
that is all.

and never ever snowball.

j o e

 
Old 02-03-2002, 07:59 PM   #73
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Quote:
Originally posted by The Maverick:
never ever snowball.
why not?
I enjoy it

but I'm one kinky sick motherfucker

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Old 02-03-2002, 08:14 PM   #74
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Italian question:

What means "to swallow"?

Thanks http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

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<dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny
<dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you
<dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either

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Old 02-03-2002, 08:17 PM   #75
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Quote:
Originally posted by StillBecomingApart:
Italian question:

What means "to swallow"?

Thanks http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

when your **** is in a girls mouth (blowjob) and you finally spurt.. the cum had to go somewhere... either down her throat (swallow) or she spits it out.
now, if she spits it into YOUR mouth.. that's a snowball.
class dismissed.

j o e


 
Old 02-03-2002, 08:26 PM   #76
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Oh thanks. I know what snowballing means http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

In Italy, "to swallow" is called "ingoio" http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

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<dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny
<dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you
<dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either

http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/excel.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/hayat.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/puchuu.jpg

 
Old 02-03-2002, 08:34 PM   #77
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Quote:
Originally posted by StillBecomingApart:
Oh thanks. I know what snowballing means http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

In Italy, "to swallow" is called "ingoio" http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif
my turn for a question .. more of a request really:
can you teach me how to talk dirty in Italian please?
grazie.

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Old 02-04-2002, 05:59 AM   #78
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Sure.

WARNING: rated 18+. Sexual language.

If you want to read, highlight below.



let's start with the basics http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

dick = cazzo
pussy = fica or figa
tits = tette (tit = tetta)
butt = culo

sexual related:

to fuck = scopare
to suck = fare una pompa
blowjob = pompino
blowjob with swallow = pompino con ingoio
assfuck = inculata
tit fuck = spagnoletta
cum = sborro


Maybe I forgot something... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

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<dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny
<dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you
<dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either

http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/excel.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/hayat.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/puchuu.jpg

 
Old 02-04-2002, 08:41 PM   #79
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WARNING: rated 18+. Sexual language.

If you want to read, highlight below.



let's start with the basics http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif. Im gonna give you both french and french canadian ones

dick = bite/queue
pussy = chatte/plotte/con
tits = nichons/melons/tetons/tet'
butt = cul

sexual related:

to fuck = baiser/foutre/fourrer
to suck = sucer/tailler un pipe
blowjob = pipe
blowjob with swallow = uh..well swallow is avaler
assfuck = enculer
tit fuck = commonly called a "crossette indienne" around here. which is very silly. I don't know if they have an expression for it in france.
cum = foutre/purée/dèche/sauce
to cum = gicler/venir/envoyer la sauce


Maybe I forgot something... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

 
Old 02-04-2002, 09:10 PM   #80
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i still wanna know if she swallowed.

j o e

 
Old 02-04-2002, 09:12 PM   #81
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Quote:
Originally posted by The Maverick:
i still wanna know if she swallowed.

j o e
O:-)

 
 


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