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11-01-2017, 04:30 PM | #1 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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i rode a dick today
have you figured out who Nancy Pelosi is yet?
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11-01-2017, 05:39 PM | #2 |
Virgo
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I sat on a duck today
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11-01-2017, 07:01 PM | #3 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Today as I was striding about these things occured:
1. Wind blowing in hair as I listened to WINDSWEPT (ukranian black metal) 2. I saw a buck and a doe and a stag. They looked at me too. 3. Dude driving a van with a sign behind his windshield (wtf) that read "cnn fake news" 4. A pair of pigeon wings. somehow the rest of the carcass had been gnawed off leaving just the wings connected by bones. it was HEAVY. |
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11-01-2017, 08:08 PM | #4 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Need to get my ducks cleaned before heater season, imagine there's years of scunge up in dem ducks
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11-01-2017, 08:21 PM | #5 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Do you guys have deer in your towns? I swear Walla Walla is overrun with these antlered and non-antlered fuckers. And they're bold. Just stand there staring back at me like what's up holmes you wanna start something?
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11-01-2017, 08:40 PM | #6 |
full of longing
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people say they are not so smart creatures, but i find them enigmatic just the same
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11-01-2017, 08:41 PM | #7 |
Minion of Satan
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Go holm, Took. You're drunk.
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11-01-2017, 09:12 PM | #8 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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I am not drunk and already at home.
Btw I also have a silver streak in my man-mane buzzard. You and I have quite a bit in common you know. |
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11-01-2017, 10:10 PM | #9 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Inb4 fuzzy tells us he's never ridden a dick and that no one else should.
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11-02-2017, 12:12 AM | #10 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Neither have I. Tho I have ridden a couple of fingers (and maybe a knuckle or two).
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11-02-2017, 05:09 AM | #11 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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11-02-2017, 05:37 AM | #12 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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11-02-2017, 06:36 AM | #13 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: boar city, countryside of munich
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11-02-2017, 12:57 PM | #14 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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11-02-2017, 03:21 PM | #15 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: up on the cross you go little fella
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to see if I still feel
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11-02-2017, 04:13 PM | #16 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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Yes, Shadaloo. That had already been established.
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11-02-2017, 04:15 PM | #17 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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I don't know what it is exactly, Shadaloo. Something about you gives me a deja vu feeling.
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11-02-2017, 05:00 PM | #18 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: up on the cross you go little fella
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It is happening again
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11-02-2017, 05:04 PM | #19 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: up on the cross you go little fella
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(The dick-riding)
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11-02-2017, 07:41 PM | #20 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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I have to say, I feel a bit weird posti craigslist like this, but it is difficult to meet someone of like faith.
I live in a very remote area and atte very small church with no options fo I do go to the Seattle quite a few tim during the summer and would be wi to meet up and get to know each ot person. Before you message me, please read little about me and what I am lookin I am a very upbeat person that enjo and adventure, I love to dance( Yes, dancing baptist!) in the kitchen whil cook and bake. Singing is a passion mine and I love to sing and play pia church. I love to help out in nursing home ministries and youth camp. I li kayak, swim, fish, exercise, watch tv, board games, drawing, painting, gardening, and much more. Truthful enjoy most anything. I love spendin time with people, from the young to elderly, I am a compassionate perso and tend to bring home "strays" ,I l to be family to those who have none also enjoy discussing the bible and e controversial subjects and some poli subjects. I am both logical and emot there is a balance to everything! I lo trying new foods, especially from different cultures, I also easily embr different cultures as well. My goal in is to raise a family to honor, love, an serve the Lord and others. I am a pl size woman but still have a very fem figure, active, and beautiful facial features. I am not afraid to send a picture of my appearance, I am comfortable with who I am. There is MUCH more to get to know about m if you are like the man I describe bel shoot me a message. I am looking for a Baptist or Non-denominational man who believes salvation is by grace alone and not works. Baptism is a picture of salvati and a proclamation of becoming a christian and full immersion. Someo who does not smoke or drink and attends church on a regular basis.Ag 22-37. If I send a photo, I expect on return, thank you. If this does not apply to you but ma someone you know, feel free to sho them this personal, thanks. Put in the subject line the version of Bible you use. |
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11-17-2017, 03:22 PM | #21 |
Banned
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Religion is a lie
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11-17-2017, 03:46 PM | #22 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,881
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you should check out nine inch nails
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11-17-2017, 06:20 PM | #23 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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And Nihilism.
666 SATAN 666 |
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11-17-2017, 07:01 PM | #24 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: up on the cross you go little fella
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If there is a god
I know he likes to rock |
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