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Old 11-01-2017, 04:30 PM   #1
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Default i rode a dick today

have you figured out who Nancy Pelosi is yet?

 
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Old 11-01-2017, 05:39 PM   #2
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I sat on a duck today

 
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Old 11-01-2017, 07:01 PM   #3
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Today as I was striding about these things occured:

1. Wind blowing in hair as I listened to WINDSWEPT (ukranian black metal)
2. I saw a buck and a doe and a stag. They looked at me too.
3. Dude driving a van with a sign behind his windshield (wtf) that read "cnn fake news"
4. A pair of pigeon wings. somehow the rest of the carcass had been gnawed off leaving just the wings connected by bones. it was HEAVY.

 
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Old 11-01-2017, 08:08 PM   #4
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Need to get my ducks cleaned before heater season, imagine there's years of scunge up in dem ducks

 
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Old 11-01-2017, 08:21 PM   #5
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Do you guys have deer in your towns? I swear Walla Walla is overrun with these antlered and non-antlered fuckers. And they're bold. Just stand there staring back at me like what's up holmes you wanna start something?

 
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Old 11-01-2017, 08:40 PM   #6
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people say they are not so smart creatures, but i find them enigmatic just the same

 
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Old 11-01-2017, 08:41 PM   #7
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Go holm, Took. You're drunk.

 
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Old 11-01-2017, 09:12 PM   #8
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I am not drunk and already at home.

Btw I also have a silver streak in my man-mane buzzard. You and I have quite a bit in common you know.

 
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Old 11-01-2017, 10:10 PM   #9
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Inb4 fuzzy tells us he's never ridden a dick and that no one else should.

 
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Old 11-02-2017, 12:12 AM   #10
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Neither have I. Tho I have ridden a couple of fingers (and maybe a knuckle or two).


 
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Old 11-02-2017, 05:09 AM   #11
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Old 11-02-2017, 05:37 AM   #12
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Old 11-02-2017, 06:36 AM   #13
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Old 11-02-2017, 12:57 PM   #14
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Old 11-02-2017, 03:21 PM   #15
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to see if I still feel

 
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Old 11-02-2017, 04:13 PM   #16
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Yes, Shadaloo. That had already been established.

 
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Old 11-02-2017, 04:15 PM   #17
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I don't know what it is exactly, Shadaloo. Something about you gives me a deja vu feeling.

 
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Old 11-02-2017, 05:00 PM   #18
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It is happening again

 
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Old 11-02-2017, 05:04 PM   #19
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(The dick-riding)

 
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Old 11-02-2017, 07:41 PM   #20
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I have to say, I feel a bit weird posti craigslist like this, but it is difficult to meet someone of like faith.

I live in a very remote area and atte very small church with no options fo I do go to the Seattle quite a few tim during the summer and would be wi to meet up and get to know each ot person.

Before you message me, please read little about me and what I am lookin

I am a very upbeat person that enjo and adventure, I love to dance( Yes, dancing baptist!) in the kitchen whil cook and bake. Singing is a passion mine and I love to sing and play pia church. I love to help out in nursing home ministries and youth camp. I li kayak, swim, fish, exercise, watch tv, board games, drawing, painting, gardening, and much more. Truthful enjoy most anything. I love spendin time with people, from the young to elderly, I am a compassionate perso and tend to bring home "strays" ,I l to be family to those who have none also enjoy discussing the bible and e controversial subjects and some poli subjects. I am both logical and emot there is a balance to everything! I lo trying new foods, especially from different cultures, I also easily embr different cultures as well. My goal in is to raise a family to honor, love, an serve the Lord and others. I am a pl size woman but still have a very fem figure, active, and beautiful facial features. I am not afraid to send a picture of my appearance, I am comfortable with who I am. There is MUCH more to get to know about m if you are like the man I describe bel shoot me a message.

I am looking for a Baptist or Non-denominational man who believes salvation is by grace alone and not works. Baptism is a picture of salvati and a proclamation of becoming a christian and full immersion. Someo who does not smoke or drink and attends church on a regular basis.Ag 22-37. If I send a photo, I expect on return, thank you.

If this does not apply to you but ma someone you know, feel free to sho them this personal, thanks. Put in the subject line the version of Bible you use.

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 03:22 PM   #21
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Religion is a lie

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 03:46 PM   #22
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you should check out nine inch nails

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 06:20 PM   #23
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And Nihilism.

666 SATAN 666

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 07:01 PM   #24
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If there is a god

I know he likes to rock

 
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