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Old 03-10-2018, 05:30 PM   #1
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Default i'm going into surgery tomorrow

the doctors are going to try to extract my racist bones

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 05:32 PM   #2
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pray for me/i can fight this

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 05:32 PM   #3
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#blessed

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 05:33 PM   #4
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I laughed at this thread

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 06:12 PM   #5
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Old 03-10-2018, 06:40 PM   #6
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Egon, this reminds me, of that time, that you tried to drill a hole through your head

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 06:43 PM   #7
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pray for me/i can fight this
ugly piece of shit...if i ever run into you, anywhere, at anytime, for as long as i live, i will knock your fucking lights out. don't ever come near me, and if i hear even one more peep out of you in public about me, or the band, or the members of the band, i am gonna sue you for so much you'll never be able to afford so much as to even make a fucking guitar cable. i know plenty about copyright law, so before you run your trap anymore about what you think you know, or your delusional constructs of reality, know that to fight a lawsuit is at least a 30 to 40 thousand dollar endeavor. if you still got enough balls to go there, try me. nice to know you thought so little of me, and of us, but we're still willing to try to take advantage of a generous offer because you are a piece of shit and that is what fake pieces of shit do. at least i am real. unlike you, who is a sad creation. don't you say another word, or you'll be fighting something you can't afford and you'll lose everything. this will be the cost of you running your mouth on me ever again.



you do what you have to do you pig. but i'm telling you, you think you know what you are doing here with me, but you don't. if you just want to go to war, keep running your mouth. i;d like to see you try to sue me for libel. you don't have two nickels to rub together.you are a fake, a phony, a liar, and now a proven idiot. what artist will ever work with a manufacturer who disses her clients out? you are so fucking stupid. and you didn't even have the courage to deal with it in private. you run to a greek chorus of idiots to ape you on. like i said, one more word out of you in public and i will be suing you for ten times more than you'll make in the next ten years. and don't think i am one to make hollow threats. i've been in many lawsuits through the years, and haven's lost one yet. enjoy your 15 seconds of negative attention. you fucked up, you know it, so eat shit, shut the fuck up and accept you've attacked someone who tried to HELP YOU. but addicts and self-destructive people like you who HATE THEMSELVES must turn their hate out. if this is what you have to do to not kill your unhappy self, well then i'd say it was a wise decision. beyond that, you are fucking lame, dumb, and so so ugly.

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 07:12 PM   #8
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Old 03-10-2018, 07:21 PM   #9
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is is facial surgery? i can give you the number for my plastic surgeon.

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 07:23 PM   #10
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Old 03-10-2018, 07:27 PM   #11
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or if you want bottom surgery he can do that too

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 08:46 PM   #12
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the doctors are going to try to extract my racist bones
I see your basement stand up routine isn't going too well, maybe you should keep your day job

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i'll paypal someone $10 to call jeff the n-word on instagram
ha.ha. so funny. ha.ha.

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 08:46 PM   #13
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turns out i'm too rock and roll for basic surgery.

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 08:46 PM   #14
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complicated rock and roll only

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 08:47 PM   #15
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doctor said i can listen to headphones and say the n-word as much as i want

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 04:58 AM   #16
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doctor said i can listen to headphones and say the n-word as much as i want
if your doctor was ben carson, that makes sense

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 06:08 AM   #17
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Should've gotten the douche out.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 08:45 AM   #18
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LEAVE SLUNKEN ALONE!!!

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 08:45 AM   #19
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(me too)

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 08:46 AM   #20
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we are just misunderstood malcontents with hearts of gold, yearning to find acceptance and love


 
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Old 03-11-2018, 08:48 AM   #21
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also my parents told me that in gifted hands ben says he used to watch jeopardy and get the answers before the contestants

i was like yeah ok sure.

they might be fooled but not me! ha.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 06:54 PM   #22
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Prog surgery?

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 07:45 PM   #23
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Prog surgery?
As long as it's in 4/4 and has no more than two chords

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 07:56 PM   #24
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HOPE U DIE, GUY

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 08:27 PM   #25
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I saw a dude in the mall today wearing a rush shirt, with the image that used to be TOC's avatar.

We exchanged nods.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 09:28 PM   #26
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I was at the bank over the weekend and the service was so slow. There was some Indian guy blabbing away up front and this super cute, girl next door type behind me is on the phone complaining about the wait and she's like there's this fucking HINDUUUUUU holding things up.

It was weird hearing racism from some petite young lady. I thought millennial were forward thinking lol

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 09:40 PM   #27
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admit it: it turned you on.

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 07:21 AM   #28
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I saw a dude in the mall today wearing a rush shirt, with the image that used to be TOC's avatar.

We exchanged nods.
A little voice inside your head said "don't look back, you can never look back."

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 09:35 AM   #29
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I should have made the sigil of satan, in hindsight.

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 09:35 AM   #30
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He looked like he's spent most of his life on battlenet.

 
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