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Old 02-23-2018, 11:39 PM   #31
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some security cunt tried to fuck me over at the airport in Bangkok for "two containers larger than 100 ml" in my toiletries bag, one of which was a two-thirds empty colgate toothpaste. the only two choices he presented were to give up my shit forever, or check in my bag last minute, and pay like a zillion bhat for it.

i was like "would you like to suck my left nut or my right nut right now". took my bags, ran to the nearest 7/11, bought some cheap ass 100 ml soap bottle, emptied it and put my shit in there. when i came back they x-rayed my bags TWICE just cause they were so salty. i shook my ass for them to see as i was making my way towards the gate with my bag and all my stuff in it.

INCLUDING THE USED FUCKING COLGATE TUBE. YEAH.

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 11:43 PM   #32
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its the little victories that count

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 11:43 PM   #33
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security cunt. lol

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 11:53 PM   #34
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its the little victories that count
actually this was one of the biggest victories of my life.

 
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Old 02-24-2018, 01:09 AM   #35
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o/

 
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Old 02-24-2018, 01:29 AM   #36
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teh ballsy

 
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Old 02-24-2018, 04:13 AM   #37
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Old 02-24-2018, 04:15 AM   #38
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don't do anything in seattle! it's a trap.
lock yourself up in your hotel room.

 
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Old 02-24-2018, 07:55 AM   #39
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This, in turn, forced said Mitch to loudly exclaim, "Ey! Flat butt!"
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It's kind of weird that this half-forgotten childhood memory is now being updated with the Geraldo Rivera thing I'd never had to contemplate.

 
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Old 02-24-2018, 05:57 PM   #40
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I'm in the black lodge with Kurt cocaine.

 
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Old 02-25-2018, 07:50 PM   #41
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How was Seattle?! Rainy?!

 
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:32 PM   #42
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Grungy?

 
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:35 PM   #43
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Was the sun a black hole?

 
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:36 PM   #44
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Did you come across a man with a spoon?
In a box perhaps?
Or maybe a sick man?

 
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:36 PM   #45
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did you rest your head on a pillow made of concrete?

 
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:49 PM   #46
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Poor RBG... Picked the absolute worst time to visit. The weather has been pretty great for the most part this winter... and he picks the one weekend when there's a big time snow-fall.

 
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:51 PM   #47
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Great, now RBG doesn't have to tell us anymore. Fuzzy already gave us the scoop.

 
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:59 PM   #48
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No wonder the 'gull spent his entire holiday in chat.

 
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Old 02-25-2018, 11:25 PM   #49
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The weather was quite nice. A slight dusting when it is 40 degrees and can't accumulate is not exactly what I would call a major precipitation event

 
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Old 02-26-2018, 03:20 AM   #50
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Poor RBG... Picked the absolute worst time to visit. The weather has been pretty great for the most part this winter... and he picks the one weekend when there's a big time snow-fall.
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The weather was quite nice. A slight dusting when it is 40 degrees and can't accumulate is not exactly what I would call a major precipitation event
Ooh, snap!

 
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Old 02-26-2018, 04:20 AM   #51
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It's almost as if speaking for other people is bad or something.

 
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Old 02-27-2018, 08:58 PM   #52
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it's SNOWFALL

ONE WORD IMBECILE DICKSHIT

 
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Old 02-27-2018, 10:49 PM   #53
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u mad bro?

 
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Old 02-27-2018, 11:24 PM   #54
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Are you there yet?

 
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Old 02-28-2018, 03:14 AM   #55
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post in this thread when you are Seattle

 
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Old 02-28-2018, 07:37 AM   #56
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I wish I was in Seattle

 
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Old 02-28-2018, 07:38 AM   #57
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When are we getting a present day continuation/remake of "Singles" with an older cast?

 
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Old 02-28-2018, 09:17 PM   #58
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When are we getting a present day continuation/remake of "Singles" with an older cast?
and Queers

 
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Old 03-01-2018, 11:43 AM   #59
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and Queers
Hells yes!

 
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Old 03-01-2018, 12:02 PM   #60
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I'm going to sleep in 6 hours.

 
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