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Old 12-19-2013, 02:14 AM   #151
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I was talking with a colleague from China yesterday and made a reference to "the turtle popping its head out" describing a turd that has crested and needs immediate attention - I believe some also refer to this as "prairie dogging it". Anyway he was utterly confused and is probably still trying to figure out what the hell I was talking about. To explain in detail a turd sticking out of an asshole though was just too awkward. But god damnit the confused expression on his face was priceless

 
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:46 PM   #152
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i was very close to taking a picture of the dump i took at work today. it was a type 3 or 4. i don't think i'm ready to publicize that, though.

 
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:48 PM   #153
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yah sometimes it's such a big rope you want to show someone what you made

 
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Old 12-19-2013, 07:14 PM   #154
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it's a kind of pride that SOCIETY forces you to stifle

 
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Old 12-19-2013, 07:18 PM   #155
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in my dorm in college I went to the bathroom once and discovered an ENERMOUS turd in the toilet, and this poor bastard kept trying to flush it down. I was like holy shit dude, did you do that? "Yep." This monster was literally the length and girth of a thermos, I have never seen anything like it. He went on to explain to me that he was on a new diet. the real kicker is that his last name was Bouslog.

 
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Old 12-19-2013, 08:30 PM   #156
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Yesterday, at work, I went into the employee bathroom in the back of the store. I rarely go in there, since I work in the front, but just happened to be back there. One of the toilets was just flushing constantly, with no stopping. Perpetual flush with no ebbing or flowing, just constant mid-flush kind of flushing. I really had to pee, so I went in the other stall and was planning on telling a manager when I got out. Meanwhile, a co-worker comes in and says "what the fuck?" and I start laughing hysterically.

It was really odd.

 
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Old 12-19-2013, 08:50 PM   #157
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you have to be kind of proud of big, comfortable dumps like you ate well that day.

 
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Old 12-19-2013, 08:50 PM   #158
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sometimes i take such a big, satisfying crap that it's like my insides are aglow for a half hour

 
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:20 PM   #159
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yeah, a week or so ago i hadn't gone in a few days and then i pooped like SO MUCH, it took a while and it was just because of the volume, it wasn't hard to pass or anything.

i just had a nice type 4. about 1ft in length, curled like a bass clef. C+, slightly enjoyable.

 
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:23 PM   #160
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you have to be kind of proud of big, comfortable dumps like you ate well that day.
for me it's more that i ate well the day before. it seems like disruptions will affect my elimination quite quickly, but when everything is running smoothly it's like clockwork.

 
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:50 PM   #161
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true true

 
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Old 04-02-2014, 02:02 AM   #162
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i cant poop. 4 days. took laxatives. nothing happened.

 
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Old 04-02-2014, 02:20 AM   #163
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i took some more pills and after school tomorrow im going to get some magnesium citrate if i still havent gone. and if that doesnt work you better believe i'll get an enema, not pooping sucks.

this thread is tmi-free. as in, there's no such thing as tmi.

 
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Old 04-02-2014, 11:46 PM   #164
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Not pooping is kind of a Jewish thing right reprise? ;-)

(See Portnoy's Complaint)

 
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Old 04-02-2014, 11:59 PM   #165
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im not even having pellets though :P

 
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Old 04-03-2014, 12:01 AM   #166
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i still havent pooped but i dont feel sick or anything.

i am concerned as i've tried enemas and more laxatives and a couple other things and i am running out of options. i just drank magnesium citrate and that shit got me cleaned for a colonoscopy so if it doesnt work i think i have to see a doctor.

i keep trying to tell myself that it would be more embarrassing to die of a bowel obstruction than to go to a doctor to make sure i dont have one. plus i'd be dead

 
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Old 04-03-2014, 06:59 PM   #167
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the magnesium citrate didnt make me violently ill like it was supposed to but it did work after about 12 hours. yay poop!

 
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Old 04-03-2014, 07:03 PM   #168
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someone else talk about their poop so i don't look like a crazy person pls

 
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Old 04-04-2014, 09:03 AM   #169
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In a month it will be the sixth year anniversary of this thread.

Happy shits, everyone. You have all come and gone to post in this thread, but we all shit together in spirit.

 
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Old 04-15-2014, 08:45 PM   #170
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Currently in the dying throes of an unpleasant type 5/6. So glad this is almost over

 
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Old 04-15-2014, 08:46 PM   #171
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shit stinks.

 
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Old 04-15-2014, 10:00 PM   #172
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FUCK WE'RE ALL OLD

 
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Old 04-15-2014, 10:23 PM   #173
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Currently in the dying throes of an unpleasant type 5/6. So glad this is almost over
what an age we live in

 
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Old 04-15-2014, 10:27 PM   #174
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man this BM is really kicking my ass. guess i should update the rolling shits recently taken thread. *whips out iphone*

 
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Old 04-15-2014, 11:04 PM   #175
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Whenever I devour black jellybeans because those are the only ones I'll eat, my poop turns purple and green. Shit is unreal.

 
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Old 04-16-2014, 05:11 AM   #176
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my buddy and i bought bottles of magnesium citrate (not bad, not bad) before she dropped me off for the evening. the next day we drank them around the same time and kept each other updated on our guts and chatted on the phone when the stuff started working.

 
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Old 04-16-2014, 09:14 PM   #177
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man this BM is really kicking my ass. guess i should update the rolling shits recently taken thread. *whips out iphone*
obviously what it was made for. and maps

 
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Old 04-19-2014, 09:41 AM   #178
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Pooping right now bump

 
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Old 04-19-2014, 04:30 PM   #179
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got a water cooler for the house so i've been drinking lots of water lately. actually quite amazing how much effect that has on your BMs. been having 3's all week.

 
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Old 04-19-2014, 11:37 PM   #180
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You really don't want to give me an excuse to talk about my shits.

I obsess over them.

I have IBS too. So there's a lot to talk about. 3 to 4 bowel movements a day worth of shits to talk about in fact. I probably outshit all of you, day in day out. In the war of shits, i will bury you all. In my shits.

 
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