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Old 08-01-2011, 05:54 PM   #121
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everyone poops, you know.

 
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Old 08-01-2011, 07:40 PM   #122
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type 6. too much raisin bran. not pleasant at all.

 
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Old 08-02-2011, 02:24 AM   #123
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nothing memorable just now, but i did finish the sunday crossword

 
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Old 08-02-2011, 02:43 AM   #124
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two stunning, lifechanging turdropes today. Eating vegetables means sitting on the can is a joy.

 
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Old 08-06-2011, 12:31 PM   #125
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Just finished off a two-wiper. Fucking godly.

 
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Old 08-07-2011, 11:37 AM   #126
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type four, probably brought on by chugging a cup of coffee this morning. i'm glad to have that out.

 
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Old 08-07-2011, 11:39 AM   #127
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you don't chug coffee, timberly!

 
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Old 08-07-2011, 11:41 AM   #128
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i had to because i was late! spent all morning cooking my breakfast and making a lunch to bring to work, then i didn't have time to eat it so i had to bring my breakfast and eat that during a break! it was oatmeal, with blueberries. pretty delicious.

 
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Old 08-09-2011, 09:17 AM   #129
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i hate it when you kind of sit around and fart because you can't be bothered to go to the bathroom, and then when you do go there's nothing there.
it's kinda like when the villain chases somebody in old horror movies and suddenly disappears, only to show up behind you in the least comfortable moment going "IM COMIN OUT NOW!!!!!".
i mean "BOO".

 
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Old 08-09-2011, 09:41 AM   #130
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i got a feeling that this coffee and cigarette are going to lead to a type 3 very shortly. if i forget to report back just assume it was type 3.
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Old 08-09-2011, 08:16 PM   #131
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since i've fundamentally changed my diet, eating breakfast and fruits and vegetables and eschewing fast food and avoiding carbs my dumps have been consistently wonderful and make me smile on the pot after a gargantuan turdrope slides effortlessly out of my rectum

 
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Old 08-09-2011, 08:28 PM   #132
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no joke. changing my diet was the best thing to ever happen to my ass.

 
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Old 11-11-2011, 04:13 AM   #133
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I've been shitting glorious type twos pretty consistently for the last few weeks. Strange thing is is that my current diet is the worst that it has been in my life, I'm pretty much eating processed, sugary junk food for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

 
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Old 11-11-2011, 08:58 AM   #134
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I usually have either a 2 or a 5

Don't you hate it when you go to take a shit, and you think its gonna be huge, but it turns out to be one giant fart?

Oh, and to the person who posted the chain letter, I haven't forwarded at least 100 of those, and im not dead yet.

Either that, or it's all building up.

If I'm gonna die by chain letter, I'd better go out with a bang

 
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Old 11-11-2011, 09:02 AM   #135
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since i've fundamentally changed my diet, eating breakfast and fruits and vegetables and eschewing fast food and avoiding carbs my dumps have been consistently wonderful and make me smile on the pot after a gargantuan turdrope slides effortlessly out of my rectum
This is true, this is true.

I remember I went vegan for a week (to see what it was like), and I has the most satisfying shits I've ever had in my life. I felt like I had accomplished something when I came out of the bathroom.

God, thought I'd never post something like that in my life.

The hell is wrong with me this morning?

 
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Old 11-14-2011, 11:58 AM   #136
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when is someone gonna post a pic?

 
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Old 11-14-2011, 05:42 PM   #137
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I had Indian food last night. For a country with no toilets, India's cuisine certainly makes for an interesting defecation experience.

 
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Old 11-14-2011, 11:54 PM   #138
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I had Indian food last night. For a country with no toilets, India's cuisine certainly makes for an interesting defecation experience.
That Indian shit (no pun intended) rips your stomach apart. Must be all the curry

 
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Old 05-27-2012, 11:24 PM   #139
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don't close this thread trots

 
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Old 05-27-2012, 11:39 PM   #140
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Hmm I think individual shits should have their own threads, it will entice more conversation.

 
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Old 05-28-2012, 09:38 AM   #141
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i binged on almonds like 5 days ago and since then i've only had type 1 and type 2. dont eat half a pound of almonds, guys.

 
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Old 05-28-2012, 12:01 PM   #142
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I just took a load off that left my ring burning a little bit. And I don't think I quite got it all out. :-(

 
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Old 05-28-2012, 12:03 PM   #143
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Call me obsessive compulsive, but I gotta see a shit through.

 
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Old 05-28-2012, 12:28 PM   #144
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yeah but sometimes that isnt possible

 
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Old 05-28-2012, 12:29 PM   #145
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There's something endearing about a rolling shithread that is four years old and only four pages.

My latest was a type 3 and i wasn't that satisfied with it.

 
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Old 05-28-2012, 12:40 PM   #146
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I have to agree with several posts in this thread, now that I eat like 12 servings of veggies a day and a lot of fiber I go basically after every meal and sometimes in the morning too. And before this almond deal they were always 3-5s. It's a nice feeling to know that your digestive system is functioning optimally.

I had really bad IBS for years and I had 6s like 20 minutes after I ate like 9 times out of 10. I don't know how I lived like that.

 
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Old 12-18-2013, 09:25 AM   #147
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must have taken the biggest shit of my life not more than 10 minutes ago. dropped the wife off at work, grabbed a red bull on the way home, and it quickly became an emergency. i didn't have time to weight myself before evacuating, but it was a massive shit. wish i had a picture. it was lovely.

type 3.

 
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Old 12-18-2013, 03:04 PM   #148
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love this thread.

 
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Old 12-18-2013, 04:13 PM   #149
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Last night I had some crabs and this morning I woke up with terrible stomach/intestinal cramps. During my shower I suddenly had to shit so bad I had to leap out of the tub and onto the toilet. I just made it. I could describe it as explosive diarrhea but that really does not convey the magnitude of what occurred.
I am still traumatized by this experience and think about it sometimes.

 
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Old 12-19-2013, 01:52 AM   #150
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i've been having type 1s with a touch of type 2 all day. i took some stool softener. type 4 here i come.

 
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