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Old 01-02-2009, 05:32 PM   #61
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For all the girls out there, you guys ever get the period poops...???

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I swear though, it's bullshit, it makes that week far more worse then it definitely already and obviously is.

 
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Old 01-02-2009, 05:37 PM   #62
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SmellyPoop.com - Send a Free Greeting Card, Buy Some Crap, Send Your Friends Poop, PiSSed.

 
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Old 01-02-2009, 06:54 PM   #63
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I might have worms guys!!! how gross would that be! too much sushi?

 
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Old 01-02-2009, 08:02 PM   #64
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Just dropped an absolutely beautiful #3. Not at all what I was expecting but hey I'm not complaining, it was a great way to start the day.

 
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Old 01-02-2009, 08:05 PM   #65
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You people are gross.

That is all, carry on. For some reason I can't stop reading this thread anyway.

 
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:42 PM   #66
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For all the girls out there, you guys ever get the period poops...???

Iknowgrossamiright

I swear though, it's bullshit, it makes that week far more worse then it definitely already and obviously is.
The smearies???

I'm livin it. 31 days and counting

 
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:43 PM   #67
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For all the girls out there, you guys ever get the period poops...???

Iknowgrossamiright

I swear though, it's bullshit, it makes that week far more worse then it definitely already and obviously is.
I ALWAYS get this. It is such bullshit. Especially on like the 3rd period day where the blood is almost like gushing and no matter how much I clean my vag before the poop hole blood still gets all over my fucking hand and wrist. Ugh I feel your pain ella.

gross gross gross

 
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:43 PM   #68
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You people are gross.

That is all, carry on. For some reason I can't stop reading this thread anyway.
What? How can you have anal sex and be grossed out by poop? Same question for straight guys who are scared of vaginas... you gotta pay to play

 
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:13 AM   #69
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my periods only last like 1.5 days so I dont know what period poops are

 
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:17 AM   #70
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my periods only last like 1.5 days so I dont know what period poops are
5-7s.

 
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:20 AM   #71
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oh. I like those. I have issues with 1-3

 
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:22 AM   #72
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you like pissing out of your ass?

 
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:24 AM   #73
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I think my intestines have a larger diameter than my butt

 
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:35 AM   #74
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I ALWAYS get this. It is such bullshit. Especially on like the 3rd period day where the blood is almost like gushing and no matter how much I clean my vag before the poop hole blood still gets all over my fucking hand and wrist. Ugh I feel your pain ella.

gross gross gross
Oh my, I didn't even know you were a girl... lol

I don't ever gush blood though reprise, you must have some heavy periods. =( Sorry....
Sounds like your shit is much more intense than mine. Poor girl!

 
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:36 AM   #75
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this thread is beginning to give me rigor mortis in my pants

 
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Old 01-03-2009, 01:04 AM   #76
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Blood and shit gives you a stiffy huh?

 
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Old 01-03-2009, 01:14 AM   #77
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Old 01-03-2009, 01:44 AM   #78
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... you gotta pay to play
could you say that again but more pointed at this non-suspicious bulge in my shirt

 
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Old 01-03-2009, 11:25 AM   #79
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could you say that again but more pointed at this non-suspicious bulge in my shirt
your boner comes up out the top of your pants and into your shirt??

 
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:44 PM   #80
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yours doesn't?

 
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:45 PM   #81
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So who here has dropped a bright green shit before?
every time i eat a box of crunch berries

 
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Old 01-03-2009, 02:12 PM   #82
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your boner comes up out the top of your pants and into your shirt??

perhaps you misunderstand, governer curtaijevich

 
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Old 01-04-2009, 11:45 AM   #83
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yours doesn't?
I don't have one although I use one frequently!

 
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Old 01-04-2009, 11:45 AM   #84
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perhaps you misunderstand, governer curtaijevich
I'm sorry to hear you're so small

 
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Old 01-04-2009, 03:11 PM   #85
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I'm sorry to hear you're so small

do not be sorry for i am well-acquainted with the motion of the ocean. and it may be tiny but it's no " . " (you know who you are)

 
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Old 01-04-2009, 04:27 PM   #86
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man

i had the most intense dump ive had in a while last night

so i was driving to my friend's place last night to meet a bunch of people that are heading back to their respective schools. right before heading over, though, i had like 3 or 4 pieces of pizza because i hadn't eaten all day. so i got off the freeway, and im just a few miles away from the place, and my butt attacks. it practically arrests the rest of my body and i just have that sensation where you know you fucking need to go and some fucking huge abyss drops to your butt. so instead of going to my friend's place and saying hi and then chilling in the bathroom while taking a monster dump, i stopped by a close coffee place that was open late and i had been to a few times before.

that was the background information, here is the dumping.

i got into the bathroom, which was (thankfully) a single that i could lock up and not feel too conscious about taking a huge dump in. i sit down...

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this huge ball of dump just plops from my ass. have you guys had that? when you've held a dump in for a few minutes, you enter the bathroom, and it just feels like a tennis ball drops out of your ass in the form of dump in a matter of seconds? possibly a hybrid of type 1 and type 2. so this giant ball comes out of my butt and im just like WOW because of how solid and round this thing was(and felt). i chill there for a bit, because i know that can't be it. type 6 then gracefully flows out, and thats actually when i feel like i was being relieved of whatever foul dump was polluting my butt. the first giant clump was practically like the calm before the storm, as if there was a giant 5 second rumble in your house preceding a steady earthquake that wasnt as acute as the rumble but long enough to make you brace yourself. after the type 6 i was still a little cautious because such a combination of dumps requires caution before leaving a bathroom.

i left sort of herky jerky and didnt really feel at ease until a couple minutes of sitting back down in my car.

A+

 
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Old 01-04-2009, 04:34 PM   #87
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just let loose with a solid type 3, ideal dump in the houston int'l airport. take that!

 
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Old 01-04-2009, 07:20 PM   #88
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Oh my, I didn't even know you were a girl... lol

I don't ever gush blood though reprise, you must have some heavy periods. =( Sorry....
Sounds like your shit is much more intense than mine. Poor girl!
I might have been exaggerating just a little

 
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:43 AM   #89
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Shapan, I for one appreciate the care and detail that go into your descriptions. I felt like I was both there and had been there.

 
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Old 01-05-2009, 11:21 PM   #90
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yeah that was a pretty crucial post. i enjoyed it.

 
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