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Old 05-05-2008, 08:33 AM   #31
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i'm on the toilet right now, letting go of a type 2. just woke up, feels pretty good. B+

 
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:51 AM   #32
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so i had the type of sensation where you're unsure if it is just an epic fart or a dump. after pondering a bit, i went to the toilet. it started off with an epic fart that went on for nearly a minute. imagine the fourth of july. in your butt. then a type 5 rolled out as if the blobs were hesitantly sky diving out of an airplane, the airplane being my butt. after a couple of rounds, the deed had been done. it came out more or less as i expected, a solid dump.

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Old 05-05-2008, 10:16 AM   #33
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i don't expect to have a bm today because i've been fasting to prevent getting this bug that's been going around. but if i do, i predict it'll be something of a type 1. sometimes i get the bunny pellets when i haven't been eating a lot.

 
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:51 PM   #34
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I had a 6.5 on the Brostol scale today after lunch. Actually, it was two of them...one right after the other.

 
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Old 05-09-2008, 05:39 PM   #35
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i had two consecutive 5-6s at about 3 this morning. i ate a bunch of fruit roll-ups last night, so that's probably why. it sucked though, D-

 
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Old 05-09-2008, 05:45 PM   #36
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i haven't taken a shit for about 4 days.

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 12:53 PM   #37
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we all could use some more fiber.

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 01:08 PM   #38
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are we in general agreement that a large type-2 is the best outcome one can hope for

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 01:12 PM   #39
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yes but it needs to be executed properly. if you pinch too early you'll be walking around with a groundhog all day.

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 01:19 PM   #40
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i haven't taken a shit for about 4 days.
I hold the record of 5 days

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 02:31 PM   #41
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I live in 4-6 (average 5.75) land with frequent visits to 7 town... This morning was a 5

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 02:35 PM   #42
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Oh man I just kicked off the new year with a 5.5. Not a good start. I feel like a pitcher who just gave up a homerun to the leadoff hitter. All I can do now is bear down and try to keep the game close.

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 04:03 PM   #43
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I had a type 4 and 5 going on yesterday....they were kind of alternating.

I hope today is more consistent.

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 05:13 PM   #44
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2 days ago at work I crapped like a 15" type 3. It went straight down the hole and came to rest. When I pinched it it the top smacked the back of my sack as it flopped down against the porcelain. I was like wtf- and when I looked down I couldn't believe all that came out of me so fast. Took like 2 squeezes.

Also, this morning I rocked a type 5-- and a lot of it-- after eating my weight in real mexican last night. It burned a little from the pickled jalepeno I ate, but there was so much it formed like this loaf of bread looking concoction. Amazing.

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 05:25 PM   #45
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new year's day for me generally = beer shits and beer farts. I feel bad for anyone walking behind me.

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 05:47 PM   #46
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i just had a type one. NOT FUN. i ate a lot of cheese last night, so whatever.

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 07:20 PM   #47
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For most of my life I've been pretty consistently sitting in the 2-4 range. However, last year I started a course of medication which has me at 5 or 6 every time. I look foward to one day reattaining the lower classes.

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 07:53 PM   #48
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A couple of days ago, I had a naked pre-shower #3 shit.

Nothing to it, just sat down, BAM, done, wipe, flush, shower.

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Old 01-01-2009, 07:57 PM   #49
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Conversely, sometimes I push type ones, which take a while to pass, then move into rapid firing type six and seven territory. It's pretty much impossible to enjoy, unless you're some kind of poop masochist.

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Old 01-01-2009, 08:19 PM   #50
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just took a pretty sweet #6. id give 'er an a- cuz the pee came afterward instead of beforehand

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 08:26 PM   #51
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type 2's rip your butt apart, why are they your favorite?

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 10:17 PM   #52
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just took a pretty sweet #6. id give 'er an a- cuz the pee came afterward instead of beforehand
Did that raise or lower the grade?

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 11:05 PM   #53
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lower!

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 11:48 PM   #54
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type 2's rip your butt apart, why are they your favorite?
They are the most solid, so poo doesn't rub off on your asshole and bum hair. If the break is clean like Thaniel said you get the satisfaction of pooping with almost zero cleanup


Just evacuated a dark purple Type 1-3 hybrid. C+.

 
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Old 01-02-2009, 01:01 PM   #55
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So who here has dropped a bright green shit before?

 
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Old 01-02-2009, 01:03 PM   #56
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it happens to me regularly during the month of march.


mcdonald's shamrock shakes are too good to resist.

 
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Old 01-02-2009, 02:03 PM   #57
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3 fiery # 6s this morning. One beer and some spicy sweet chili doritos have royally messed me up. Damn you stephen colbert for getting me hooked

 
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Old 01-02-2009, 02:26 PM   #58
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I like number 2s as they are often what I refer to as immaculate defecation ie you drop a deuce and then when you wipe there is nothing to be found on the TP. It's a miracle!

 
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Old 01-02-2009, 03:51 PM   #59
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guys i love you all and i love this thread / somewhere HOODY's ears are burning

 
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Old 01-02-2009, 06:24 PM   #60
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I took a poop a week or so ago that suggested that either I can't digest onions or that I have a tapeworm. I have had them before (the onion looking things). I think I will just ask the doctor for a blood test when I go for my checkup. They don't cause any real damage except vitamin deficiency and WEIGHT LOSS! woot.

 
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