i'm gonna move to AZ and get a job as a border patrol agent

Thaniel Buckner · 03-04-2008, 09:55 PM

next year.

hnibos · 03-04-2008, 09:57 PM

thats racist

Thaniel Buckner · 03-04-2008, 09:59 PM

no it ain't.

Thaniel Buckner · 03-04-2008, 10:00 PM

you're just projecting your own subconscious racism onto me.

murgle · 03-04-2008, 10:07 PM

You'll melt in AZ

hnibos · 03-04-2008, 10:09 PM

you shouldnt smoke pot there, i hear az is strict on it.

actually i doubt that will stop you.

Eulogy · 03-04-2008, 10:10 PM

those commercials make it seem like a pretty badass job

"HUNT DOWN LIVE MEXICANS ON HORSEBACK!!!"

Nimrod's Son · 03-04-2008, 10:14 PM

good, then your government will turn its back on you and throw you in prison when you try to do your job

Warsaw · 03-04-2008, 10:46 PM

The first thing they will make you do is mow off that hair. Can you handle it?

Warsaw · 03-04-2008, 10:47 PM

Also, I am sure questions about drug use, and a lie detector test will be involved.

D. · 03-04-2008, 11:20 PM

im moving to new mexico in two years. we'll be next door neighbors!

Skradgee · 03-05-2008, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Warsaw

Also, I am sure questions about drug use, and a lie detector test will be involved.

I checked into this for working at the Canadian border. Drug test for sure, lie detector...not so sure.

Warsaw · 03-05-2008, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skradgee

I checked into this for working at the Canadian border. Drug test for sure, lie detector...not so sure.

Lie detector test is a requirement to get into police academy (in Iowa, anyway), so I assume a federal law enforcement job would have at least as much.

edit: The requirements say that one has to be able to pass it, whether or not they actually give everyone the test, I don't know. Maybe it's just a threat to discourage undesirables.

Banana · 03-05-2008, 01:22 AM

can you do that or do you have to be in the army to do it? I'd love to do that job.

hnibos · 03-05-2008, 01:29 AM

did anyone else have trouble reading that last post?

T&T · 03-05-2008, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

did anyone else have trouble reading that last post?

glad i wasn't the only one

exactlythesame · 03-05-2008, 01:32 AM

yes, there are too many small words in it

hnibos · 03-05-2008, 01:33 AM

product of pa

exactlythesame · 03-05-2008, 01:34 AM

product of insomnia

hnibos · 03-05-2008, 01:35 AM

im a state-ist

Fattening Ass · 03-05-2008, 02:28 AM

AZ is pretty cool. At least the tempe area is (near ASU).

D. · 03-05-2008, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fattening Ass

AZ is pretty cool. At least the tempe area is (near ASU).

i agree wholeheartedly

Fattening Ass · 03-05-2008, 05:29 AM

Mill Ave is pretty damn happening. Hot college chicks, Piano bars and alcohol. fun times.

03-04-2008, 09:55 PM	#1
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03-04-2008, 09:57 PM	#2
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	thats racist

03-04-2008, 09:59 PM	#3
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,031	no it ain't.

03-04-2008, 10:00 PM	#4
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,031	you're just projecting your own subconscious racism onto me.

03-04-2008, 10:07 PM	#5
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,258	You'll melt in AZ

03-04-2008, 10:09 PM	#6
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	you shouldnt smoke pot there, i hear az is strict on it. actually i doubt that will stop you.

03-04-2008, 10:10 PM	#7
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,456	those commercials make it seem like a pretty badass job "HUNT DOWN LIVE MEXICANS ON HORSEBACK!!!"

03-04-2008, 10:14 PM	#8
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,975	good, then your government will turn its back on you and throw you in prison when you try to do your job

03-04-2008, 10:46 PM	#9
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,443	The first thing they will make you do is mow off that hair. Can you handle it?

03-04-2008, 10:47 PM	#10
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,443	Also, I am sure questions about drug use, and a lie detector test will be involved.

03-04-2008, 11:20 PM	#11
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,099	im moving to new mexico in two years. we'll be next door neighbors!

03-05-2008, 01:22 AM	#14
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	can you do that or do you have to be in the army to do it? I'd love to do that job.

03-05-2008, 01:29 AM	#15
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	did anyone else have trouble reading that last post?

03-05-2008, 01:32 AM	#17
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,676	yes, there are too many small words in it

03-05-2008, 01:33 AM	#18
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	product of pa

03-05-2008, 01:34 AM	#19
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,676	product of insomnia

03-05-2008, 01:35 AM	#20
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	im a state-ist

03-05-2008, 02:28 AM	#21
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,819	AZ is pretty cool. At least the tempe area is (near ASU).

03-05-2008, 05:29 AM	#23
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,819	Mill Ave is pretty damn happening. Hot college chicks, Piano bars and alcohol. fun times.