STD checks poll time

toyschoketoys · 03-03-2008, 07:55 PM

I went two week ago after i got my hand sorted, man it was intrusive !

i had something round and plastic shoved up my japs eye, two syringes of blood and two cups of pee.

i will call the morrow to get the results

mccririck · 03-03-2008, 07:56 PM

I've had that plastic thing up my japs, it stings.

toyschoketoys · 03-03-2008, 07:57 PM

your telling me, i thought he was going to try and get the whole thing up it

Nimrod's Son · 03-03-2008, 08:08 PM

ok i don't understand the first post or what the poll options mean

which one means "yes I am responsible and get tested when it's appropriate"?

mccririck · 03-03-2008, 08:11 PM

I thought it was fairly obvious.

Nimrod's Son · 03-03-2008, 08:12 PM

i don't know what "hand sorted" means or what a "jap's eye" is or why there are syringes and cups of piss being shoved up there

oh also "tied a knot in mine"?

toyschoketoys · 03-03-2008, 08:19 PM

haha, you need to come over to scotland mike.
hand sorted means after i got the tendon etc sorted i went to the GUM clinic.

what do you call the slit at the end of your penis ?

they take blood over here and two cups of pee

Nimrod's Son · 03-03-2008, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toyschoketoys

what do you call the slit at the end of your penis ?

Mr. Squirty

toyschoketoys · 03-03-2008, 08:20 PM

tied a knot in it means you are no longer drilling birds, either through your choice or her choice

Banana · 03-03-2008, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toyschoketoys

tied a knot in it means you are no longer drilling birds, either through your choice or her choice

Um shitty options buddy. I chose the 2nd one yet I'm sexually active. Just don't get tested.

MonteLDS · 03-03-2008, 08:54 PM

why is this poll suggest that straight women don't get STD's

Mablak · 03-03-2008, 09:34 PM

My urethra actually started hurting not seconds after opening this thread, how bizarre

TheMilstead · 03-03-2008, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

why is this poll suggest that straight women don't get STD's

why is this poll suggest that straight women don't get STD's

why is this poll suggest that straight women don't get STD's

why is this poll suggest that straight women don't get STD's

TheMilstead · 03-03-2008, 09:50 PM

why is this poll suggest that straight women don't get STD's

Mariner · 03-03-2008, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciGarski

tedy bruschi

you had 6 minutes to improve on nimrod's post and move the thread along, instead you brought it back to its metaphorical stone age and effectively killed it. way to go

noyen · 03-03-2008, 11:05 PM

mirrar quit netphoria.

toyschoketoys · 03-04-2008, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noyen

mirrar quit netphoria.

Its ok shagger you will get over it x

noyen · 03-04-2008, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toyschoketoys

Its ok shagger you will get over it x

mirrar quit netphoria, chump

:X

toyschoketoys · 03-04-2008, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noyen

mirrar quit netphoria, chump

:X

whats a chump ?

noyen · 03-04-2008, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toyschoketoys

whats a chump ?

http://content.answers.com/main/cont...6a/Mirror.jpeg

Mariner · 03-04-2008, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciGarski

i feel terrible. is there anything you can do?

put you back on ignore i guess. so nothing, really

toyschoketoys · 03-04-2008, 07:15 PM

i got the all clear for everything, aids herpes gongarea etc
its a wonder some of the skanks i have got stuck into.

ha ha Mr squirty, give it a real names man. i think every boy in scotland calls it a jap's eye.

Monte:
This was a male related thread thread( come play with the big boys, we can play soggy biscuit) x

BumbleBeeMouth · 03-04-2008, 07:49 PM

due to my crippling fear of accidental conception, i use a condom.

also, i call it a japs-eye, but it is known as a dil hole

View Poll Results: Do you get checked out
why yes, i have done some bad bad things to some dirty dirty girls	6	46.15%
No thank you, i have tied a knot in mine	7	53.85%
Voters: 13. You may not vote on this poll

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toyschoketoys delete delete Location: The blank spot Posts: 5,819	STD checks poll time I went two week ago after i got my hand sorted, man it was intrusive ! i had something round and plastic shoved up my japs eye, two syringes of blood and two cups of pee. i will call the morrow to get the results

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03-03-2008, 07:56 PM	#2
mccririck Apocalyptic Poster Location: Spa Posts: 3,884	I've had that plastic thing up my japs, it stings.

03-03-2008, 07:57 PM	#3
toyschoketoys delete delete Location: The blank spot Posts: 5,819	your telling me, i thought he was going to try and get the whole thing up it

03-03-2008, 08:08 PM	#4
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,975	ok i don't understand the first post or what the poll options mean which one means "yes I am responsible and get tested when it's appropriate"?

03-03-2008, 08:11 PM	#5
mccririck Apocalyptic Poster Location: Spa Posts: 3,884	I thought it was fairly obvious.

03-03-2008, 08:12 PM	#6
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,975	i don't know what "hand sorted" means or what a "jap's eye" is or why there are syringes and cups of piss being shoved up there oh also "tied a knot in mine"?

03-03-2008, 08:19 PM	#7
toyschoketoys delete delete Location: The blank spot Posts: 5,819	haha, you need to come over to scotland mike. hand sorted means after i got the tendon etc sorted i went to the GUM clinic. what do you call the slit at the end of your penis ? they take blood over here and two cups of pee

03-03-2008, 08:20 PM	#9
toyschoketoys delete delete Location: The blank spot Posts: 5,819	tied a knot in it means you are no longer drilling birds, either through your choice or her choice

03-03-2008, 08:54 PM	#11
MonteLDS sigh Posts: 8,845	why is this poll suggest that straight women don't get STD's

03-03-2008, 09:34 PM	#12
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,411	My urethra actually started hurting not seconds after opening this thread, how bizarre

03-03-2008, 09:50 PM	#14
TheMilstead Minion of Satan Location: Damn fine cup of coffee. Posts: 5,520	why is this poll suggest that straight women don't get STD's

03-03-2008, 11:05 PM	#16
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,795	mirrar quit netphoria.

03-04-2008, 07:15 PM	#22
toyschoketoys delete delete Location: The blank spot Posts: 5,819	i got the all clear for everything, aids herpes gongarea etc its a wonder some of the skanks i have got stuck into. ha ha Mr squirty, give it a real names man. i think every boy in scotland calls it a jap's eye. Monte: This was a male related thread thread( come play with the big boys, we can play soggy biscuit) x

03-04-2008, 07:49 PM	#23
BumbleBeeMouth Apocalyptic Poster Location: assertive, tattooed and tough, dangerous, etc, Posts: 4,398	due to my crippling fear of accidental conception, i use a condom. also, i call it a japs-eye, but it is known as a dil hole