Post here and I'll ask you a question.

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds

I must have been more tanked then I thought last night to have honestly answered your questions, Andy Slash.

So if I'd have asked you what's the best sexual experience you ever had you might have answered?

[ammy]

Originally Posted by AndySlash

I don't like coffee.

Do you have a penny jar, or even just a change jar? If so, how much do you think is in there? Do you think you'll ever cash it in? If you don't have one, where does all your spare change go?

actually, we didn't have one 'till two days ago, quite seriously. i in one of my fits to organize, i put it all in a little jar with a cat in a witches hat on top in the kitchen - it was full of see's chocolate balls from halloween before.

I think it's probably got about $2 in it right now. Before this, the change would be in any of three places - on top of the dryer, on the coffee table, or on the kitchen counter. dan's the only one who ever has change though, i hardly ever carry cash. we also have a ton of change in the console between the seats in the car.


coffee is godly.

[Rockin' Cherub]

Originally Posted by AndySlash

What kind of hat would you like to eat half of?

sandwich hat

[Mariner]

talk to me, goose

[ammy]

Originally Posted by AndySlash

When RC answers his question above, would you eat that other half of his choice of hat?

I didn't see his statement after your first post, so my question wasn't un-baby related on purpose.

depends if it's an asshat or not.

[Sepiae]

Originally Posted by AndySlash

If the Red Sox didn't exist, what team do you think you'd be following?

The Braves or whoever the Yankees' rival was or whoever my great-grampy supported. I grew up on the Braves; they're my mom's team. My dad tried to spare us the pain of being Red Sox fans. But the Braves grew less fun to follow because everyone got so complacent during their successful run and took the postseason as a given.

My grandfather is a Yankees fan, so my dad rooted for the Red Sox. So I assume he would have chosen whoever the Yankees had a rivalry with to be contrarian, or whoever Great Grampy rooted for.

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by The Juerto

This thread seemed like a great early morning success. Good job Andy.

Thanks.

How clean is your bathroom?

[mxzombie]

Originally Posted by AndySlash

Have you ever gone sledding? When was the last time you did so? Have you ever hurt yourself trying to go over some sweet jumps?

i have ridden a sled, but i wouldn't say i've gone sledding. the last time i was in snow was when i was 5 and i wasn't going down any hills or anything, just getting pushed around by my brother and sister

[ammy]

Originally Posted by ammy

*post with picture in it*

this post is quite pretty, with the colours and all.

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by hereisnowhy

The only question I have so far answered today was "Do I have time to take a bath?"

The answer was yes.

But did you actually take a bath? And why a bath and not a shower?

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

ok!

What was the last post on netphoria that actually made you lol?

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by The Jesus

AndySlash,
lying naked in some trash,
casually smoking hash,
with 3 fingers in wet pink gash.

So hot.

Do people in your real life fuck with The Jesus?

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by jenniferkate

i wish i'd seen this when i couldn't sleep last night

I wish you had, too.

Why couldn't you sleep last night? Did you try any Nyquil?

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by neopryn

hey D., I just want you to know that if the Penguins leave here for KC i'm holding you personally responsible.

Can you name a favorite line, character, and episode from Arrested Development? Do you think, if the show had moved to Showtime, that it would have improved with less restrictions placed on it?

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

oh sexy girrrlfriend!

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5892/donger0hy.jpg

What's the weirdest place you've gotten a boner in? How well were you able to hide it?

[noyen]

i love questions

[waltermcphilp]

Originally Posted by AndySlash

What's the weirdest place you've gotten a boner in? How well were you able to hide it?

maybe church? id either put my hand in my pocket and try to arrange it so its not noticeable. or hope we stand soon and block it with the pew in front of me.

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by noir cat

I google searched for the image "shoot" and this is what I got:

Vida Guerra's ass is something else.


Who is your favorite artist, and what is your favorite work by them?

[D.]

Originally Posted by AndySlash

His last name isn't McNamara is it?


I see you like movies. What are five movies you think everyone should see?

naw, Novotny, aha

my five favorite movies off the top of my head would be:
bully, american beauty, 25th hour, 40 yr old virgin, and friday

five that everyone should see asap?
borat, 11:14, hard candy, little athens, and stay

[wHATcOLOR]

Originally Posted by AndySlash

Sup, yo.

If you could relive one year of your life, what year would that be and why? Is it because of how much fun you had, or would it be because you would do things differently?

1997 to do things differently. cool question

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by duovamp

I'm an open book, AndySlash.

So I close that book. What do I see written on the cover? What do the blurbs on the inside of the jacket say about your book?

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by Mariner

talk to me, goose

So, how about that not-preganant sister of yours?


OK, seriously.... What's the most dangerous situation you've been in when you've been working on the boat tour job? Have you ever been in a situation on the water- working or not- that you felt in danger?

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by noyen

i love questions

What are some current issues going on in Utah that are of interest to you? Do you predict any outcomes of these issues, and will they be good or bad for you personally?

[jenniferkate]

Originally Posted by AndySlash

I wish you had, too.

Why couldn't you sleep last night? Did you try any Nyquil?

i was out til 4:30 yesterday morning and slept til the afternoon so my sleepiness is all messed up. i don't like nyquil. it knocks me out nicely but i always feel woozy the day after.

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by Pretzel Logic

This will sound gay but my Mom got me into Steely Dan. It is the only band that my mother has gotten me into. She's been a fan since the beginning and that's her favorite band.

Thats cool about your mom. I just don't understand Steely Dan and am baffled as to why people like them.

What other pop culture influences have your parents had on you?

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by sppunk

Martin Gee. He's not a writer, he's a designer. I often browse his portfolio for inspiration.

Some of his work can be found here.

Crap, I always forget you're design and not writing.

I liked the page on the high school awards. That is a nice design.

What is your favorite piece of design work that you have done, that you are most proud of? Is it viewable to any of us?

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

Nah it stems from him being an ex copper, my mate mic started calling him the wife to take the piss.

HEY I KNOW WHAT TAKING THE PISS MEANS NOW


Have you ever been to America? Where did you go and what did you like/dislike? If not, where would you like to visit and why?

[noir cat]

Originally Posted by AndySlash

Vida Guerra's ass is something else.

Who is your favorite artist, and what is your favorite work by them?

Actually, one of my favorite work is "Saturn Devouring His Children" by Francisco de Goya, but it's about one of the only works of his I like. So I don't consider him one of my favorite artists...







One of my favorite artist of all time is, of course, Salvador Dali. There are too many of his works to actually have one favorite and I'm kind of crappy about remembering the names of them.

Here's one, judging by the title of it, called Voltaire?:




I love shit by Edvard Munch, I have his "Madonna" poster on my wall:

(I don't understand why this image is proposed to be deleted, something about copyright? Someone please go help it stay up).



And of course, modern, local stuff like on HelenaGarcia.com :



Stuff from this girl Christy Roads (who I know from high school ) at www.croadcore.org:

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by AndySlash

My balls on your face.



What was the best Hold Em hand that you've ever been dealt in a live tournament (not online) and how did you play it?

Pocket deuces, in the big blind. I had a raiser in the cutoff and a call on the button of about 4x the BB and I was a middle stack, so I was getting the right odds to try and flop a set. Flop came 2 10 2 with two spades. I check. Cutoff bets, button calls, I call a potsize bet. Turn is another spade (maybe 6 or 7). I check again (normally I would not be this passive, but I knew that the cutoff was going to be aggressive). He bets around the size of the pot, the button RAISES triple that. I Hollywood it up, then make the call. So does the cutoff. At this point I'm incredibly happy with how this is all going down. The river is a meaningless card that couldn't have helped anyone. I bet about the size of the pot - I now have about 50% of my stack invested. Cutoff moves all in. Button calls. I immediately call with the nuts. Cutoff had the nut spade flush and must have thought the other two of us were full of shit. Button had pocket 10s and flopped the nut boat. This was a pivotal hand as there were only about 10 players left and I eliminated the button (barely had him covered) crippled the cutoff, and tripled my stack in the process.

I have had better hands, but there wasn't as much of a story to them. Having a straight flush is nice only if you get action

[Andy /]

Originally Posted by mirrar

i saw a post about the giant pillow fight in the toronto community on livejournal. at that point i was really depressed/drugged out and it just seemed like the purest breath of fresh air i could ask for. i haven't missed an event since.

Aww.

What's your favorite one of those you've done so far? What made it special?