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Old 06-06-2008, 01:45 PM   #121
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while im not actually going through a breakup experience, my girlfriend is on a 6 month trip abroad - something she planned long before we even met, so i respect that -
im actually going to see her for a month and a half in less than a month now.
i really do miss her more than i thought, though.
im really looking forward to it not only because ill be with her, but because it's really supposed to show me if this is really it or not.
everyone who is suffering in this thread - i genuinely hope things work out for you

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:15 PM   #122
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She keeps telling me little lies. I was able to finagle her cell phone information and confirmed that she talks to this guy frequently...usually in the middle of the night while I'm at work. She is guilty. If not for fucking him than for alienating affection and that is really the same thing or worse.

I broke up with her, I split the checking account and took my money. I just booked plane tickets out of town to spend some time with a pal. Looks like I'm going to be pissing and moaning in Cleveland for the next 3-4 days....fuck it if it was good enough for me to get my goddamn tattoo it is good enough to sulk in. I might make the drive to Chicago too...fuckit.

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:20 PM   #123
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dont be callin the bitch now

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:27 PM   #124
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She keeps telling me little lies. I was able to finagle her cell phone information and confirmed that she talks to this guy frequently...usually in the middle of the night while I'm at work. She is guilty. If not for fucking him than for alienating affection and that is really the same thing or worse.

I broke up with her, I split the checking account and took my money. I just booked plane tickets out of town to spend some time with a pal. Looks like I'm going to be pissing and moaning in Cleveland for the next 3-4 days....fuck it if it was good enough for me to get my goddamn tattoo it is good enough to sulk in. I might make the drive to Chicago too...fuckit.

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:29 PM   #125
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dramatic ass mens

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:29 PM   #126
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She keeps telling me little lies. I was able to finagle her cell phone information and confirmed that she talks to this guy frequently...usually in the middle of the night while I'm at work. She is guilty. If not for fucking him than for alienating affection and that is really the same thing or worse.

I broke up with her, I split the checking account and took my money. I just booked plane tickets out of town to spend some time with a pal. Looks like I'm going to be pissing and moaning in Cleveland for the next 3-4 days....fuck it if it was good enough for me to get my goddamn tattoo it is good enough to sulk in. I might make the drive to Chicago too...fuckit.
good move hitting the road, fuck that shit.

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:33 PM   #127
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don't be fucking those cleveland hookers. i hear they're like toxic mutants and shit

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Old 06-06-2008, 03:33 PM   #128
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that was quick

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:38 PM   #129
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and probably for the better

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:46 PM   #130
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don't be fucking those cleveland hookers. i hear they're like toxic mutants and shit

CLEVELAND ROCKS!!! !

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Old 06-06-2008, 03:54 PM   #131
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I'm going to give Drew Carey a turbo handjob... that is sure to make me feel better!!! BOTH MOTHER FUCKING FISTS!

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:55 PM   #132
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Drew Carey looks miserable attempting to host The Price is Right, he could go for beat off.

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 04:39 PM   #133
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it's too bad she's been lying. sorry to hear it.

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 04:49 PM   #134
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jesus

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 04:50 PM   #135
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I'm going to give Drew Carey a turbo handjob... that is sure to make me feel better!!! BOTH MOTHER FUCKING FISTS!
I'm ravenguy2000 and I approved this message.

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 05:05 PM   #136
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If she wasn't guilty, then her reactions to your questions would probably make it fairly obvious that she was telling the truth. If someone I loved was accusing me of things I didn't do that I thought would end our relationship I would be freaking out!!saying stuff like " OH MY GOD! WHAT! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TO PROVE THAT, DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO MY FRIENDS, DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY PHONE HISTORY, DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL HIM RIGHT NOW AND PUT IT ON SPEAKERPHONE? etc etc etc I mean just grasping at ways to make the other person see the truth...
uh, if my girlfriend did that it would definitely reek of guilt.

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 07:37 PM   #137
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good move kicking her ass to the curb
hope something better comes along man

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 07:50 PM   #138
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I appreciate the support dudes..I'm heading out with some friends. Breaking up with a 2 year girlfriend is better than your birthday...you don't pay for drinks or shit else. later dudes

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:00 PM   #139
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i expect a story of how you slept with some slut at the bar by 12 p.m. tomorrow.

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:01 PM   #140
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not sleep with her at the bar but that would make the story better

 
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:09 PM   #141
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pound some dumb broad. extra points for the ones with enough self esteem not to be heart broken the next morning.

 
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Old 06-07-2008, 11:22 AM   #142
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Hey, guys...

I'm not really going through a break up, but Derek and I no longer live together. We were both unhappy only because it was all too much too soon. The only option he had was to go back to memphis get his old job back and save up enough money to get his own place here. which will be some time in September.

I almost broke it off because this was all so sudden. We weren't doing too well, but the day I came home from work to apologize for the way I had been acting he just said he was leaving and from one day to the next he was gone..
I've been crying and haven't for two days

 
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Old 06-07-2008, 11:30 AM   #143
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:07 PM   #144
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uh, if my girlfriend did that it would definitely reek of guilt.
thats like saying someone reeks of guilt if the cops were to suspect them of murder and they said "TAKE MY DNA AND SEARCH ANYTHING I OWN"

 
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:10 PM   #145
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maybe just don't sound so exasperated, that might alleviate some suspicion

 
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:15 PM   #146
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your caps must be louder than mine

 
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:17 PM   #147
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well look at that, i had it turned up all the way.

 
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:28 PM   #148
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one time my bf and I were at a christmas party, and we ended getting up pretty drunk. my bf was in a really bad mood when it was time to go back to our room and then when I got in bed he said something like "did you kiss josh?" and I was just like "....no... why do you think that I did?" apparently somebody told him that they saw us kissing? (the only thing I can think of is that my bf and I exchanged a peck on the floor and someone thought it was josh and not my bf) and I kept saying things like "no I didnt even really talk to josh all night" but he wasn't listening to anything I said. I got pretty "exasperated" with him. so i give up and go outside and call my friend to see if she knew what was going on and he overheard me and kicked me out of the room. I was in my PJs sans contacts (blind) and had to walk to the other side of the hotel to my friends room to have a bed to sleep in

He woke up and then told me the real reason he was so pissed off... apparently some other shit happened that was pretty infuriating for him and the to top if off he heard the kissing comment. He obviously apologized to me but he went out of his way to apologize to the people I had to end up sharing a room with because he was so embarassed.

but anyway I was fairly exasperated and I dont know if it was just from the booze or what.

 
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:34 PM   #149
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lol

 
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:58 PM   #150
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I appreciate the support dudes..I'm heading out with some friends. Breaking up with a 2 year girlfriend is better than your birthday...you don't pay for drinks or shit else. later dudes
any tang?

 
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