board crushes

[FlamingGlobes]

That's Our Fuzzy! will be right back after this short commercial break.

[FlamingGlobes]

Seriously fuzzy, you're part of this board's (very crooked) DNA. You do you, bud.

[FlamingGlobes]

If you didn't put your foot in your mouth on almost a nightly basis, this place would wither and die.

[Elphenor]

Fuzzy basically lending credence to my belief that bad tastes = dumb person every night

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Seriously fuzzy, you're part of this board's (very crooked) DNA. You do you, bud.

Why is everyone saying to do themselves?? This needs to stop.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by reprise85

it's hard for me to believe, considering if i recall correctly it was in some sort of "criminally underrated bands" thread. seems strange to post a known cover in there, especially without acknowledging that it's a cover upfront

U see that new Disturbed song called sounds of silence? It's really heavy

[Elphenor]

You think it's a coincidence that he's all about buttrock and wants to fondle Trump's balls

[Titty Boi]

reprise85 i guess. ok looking eye. would shut it liquidly.

[LaBelle]

http://www.all-the-news.com/wp-conte...g-21359901.jpg

[LaBelle]

Posters wanting to crush other posters is not what this thread is supposed to be about!

This is about ethics in message board posting!

[FoolofaTook]

speaking of crushes there are so many beautiful women at airports. there are also so many beautiful stewardesses. I was in the exit row leaving manila, just across from this uber-cute Korean stewardess. my eyes got moist as we took (HI HO) off and she noticed and I think she might have gotten moist as well.

pity lust.

[MyOneAndOnly]

truth is that fussy likes terrible bands and is too stupid to understand why anybody would dislike bands like creed. when he gets on a roll posting he forgets to check his stupidity and ends up blurting out his lousy musical proclivities

there is no sin worse than shitty taste in Music.

[MyOneAndOnly]

i can be friends with people who disagree with me on almost anything. I have friends who are raging Libertarians and friends that are right wing christians. I can put up with a lot and empathize with people of all types.

But I cannot tolerate people who like Nickelback

[FoolofaTook]

can we please focus on talking about moist Korean stewardesses

plz and thank u

[FoolofaTook]

her skirt kept riding up when she'd sit down so she had to keep tugging it down

I studiosly ignored her, her skirt, her legs, her tugging of the skirt, the nylons in which her legs were in, etc etc

in an ironic paradox this only served to further inflame her seething passions

[myosis]

does she post on this board?

[FoolofaTook]

she was also in heels

[FoolofaTook]

no but I do and she's my crush so she's a board crush by corollary affect

[myosis]

yr boss is yr real crush. deal with it

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

can we please focus on talking about moist Korean stewardesses

plz and thank u

you sometimes seem like duovamp with a better sense of humor

[FoolofaTook]

he's a total loser whose mind gets blown by any remotely attractive female that makes eye contact with him?

poor duo

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by myosis

yr boss is yr real crush. deal with it

the worst is when I get hard ons. o god. I can't help it. I swear I SWEAR I never lust after her. when I truly crush on a girl I don't lust (its weird don't ask me to explain) but for some goddamn reason I keep getting erections are Yesenia. and I wear these motherfucking o god I am too tired to think of the name. scrubs. yes like what nurses wear. I mean if I was in jeans I might stand a chance at hiding it. o god. don't laugh fuckers it isn't funny at all. it's her fault I think. she sends pheromenones or whatever the fuck towards me and I am affected on a chemical level or some shit.

its really painful. I try to think of things like my mother dying from grief or my brother dying from a drug overdose or children starving on the streets of Calcutta. it helps sometimes. otherwise I just get away from her as soon as decently possible.

[FoolofaTook]

yeah I did just post that

[FoolofaTook]

luckily I have a micropeen so she'll never notice

[FoolofaTook]

o Yesenia sweet Yesenia I wish you would sit on my face

I am just saying that I am not imagining it so it doesn't count as lust

[FoolofaTook]

Am I sharing too much? Is this as embarrasing for you as it is for me?

Don't worry soon Ill be in Walla Walla with no wifi and no ability to post incessantly.

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

there is no sin worse than shitty taste in Music.

Word.

[FoolofaTook]

I post about embarrasing erections and all you can focus on is musical taste.

fie elphenor

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Word.

There's always someone capable of looking over your shoulder and telling you that your tastes are stupid.

[crabshack]

If something makes you happy you should latch on to it like a life raft.