i have a penis

[FoolofaTook]

damn my nose is stuffy. and i haven't trimmed my nasal hairs in a while. should i blow it and clean it, or just lop the whole thing off?


DILEMMA.

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Not to be crude but...

I stuck my dick in a butt last night. Afterwards, I cleaned it with soap and hot water. I'm looking at it as I type this, and it hasn't fallen off yet.

i'd say posts like this belong in the sad sex thread but you don't even sound sad

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

i'd say posts like this belong in the sad sex thread but you don't even sound sad

Nothing sad about it. I'm in a loving, monogamous relationship and my girlfriend is sex positive.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

damn my nose is stuffy. and i haven't trimmed my nasal hairs in a while. should i blow it and clean it, or just lop the whole thing off?


DILEMMA.

I'm starting to get the impression you're not being entirely sincere.

[teh b0lly!!1]

also, i think i was taken a bit too seriously here. i was just making silly conversation.

of the many things i find disagreeable in judaism, although circumcision may ultimately be a barbaric religious ritual, i do like its effects on my body, and i'm, uh, happy with my penis in its circumcised presentation. it just feels neater for me, personally. that doesn't mean uncircumcised is bad or less good or scientifically more dirty or anything, and if you like having it that way then that's great. keep working that butthole.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

also, i think i was taken a bit too seriously here. i was just making silly conversation.

of the many things i find disagreeable in judaism, although circumcision may ultimately be a barbaric religious ritual but i do like its effects on my body, and i'm, uh, happy with my penis in its circumcised presentation. it just feels neater for me, personally. that doesn't mean uncircumcised is bad or less good or scientifically more dirty or anything, and if you like having it that way then that's great. keep working that butthole.

That's fine, and I get it. But misconceptions like the "cleanliness" thing can actually be harmful. Much like the spread of any ignorance.

Also, I never take any of this too seriously. You're a friend and I have a sense of humor. It's all good. And if you ever want to see my dick, you have only to ask.

[pavementtune]

this thread gave me the clearly fantastic idea for a horror nude scene, thank you all very much. don't tell me you saw that already, I'm gonna pitch it and will be celebrated as genius

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

the idea of having lints or fuck liquids crawl up inside it makes my OCD brain recoil.

you remember the footage of people in tropical surroundings having open wounds on arms or legs and then tiny creatues nest in it and eventually hatch?

now, stay with me.

dude wakes up, itchy. starts scratching. shot from his pov, now standing, into his underpants, pulling away the elastic waistband of his boxers to look what the hell is making him itch so bad.

tiny crawling thingies. (mini spiders might work best?)

next shot, moving his foreskin and there they are, dozens.


alternatively I could turn this into monster-obsession-porn.

great huh? I am the next Scorsese.

[FoolofaTook]

"that doesn't mean uncircumcised is bad or less good or scientifically more dirty or anything, and if you like having it that way then that's great."

whew what a relief! thank you for taking that off my mind. for a moment there i was judging myself for not having mutilated genitals.

[pavementtune]

I mutilated your father's genitals.

(good huh)

[FoolofaTook]

that's crossing the line! how dare you!?

[vixnix]

I do remember my first boyfriend wearing boxers once and complaining about them, because the nude, unprotected head of his peen extended beyond the rim of his boxers and was painfully chafing against his pants. He much preferred briefs, that held everything in. So I guess either way, there are hazards. It seemed pretty painful.

[FoolofaTook]

who would of taught: the foreskin serves a purpose!

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

it's not just looking at it though, like the handling of skin or no skin is pretty different. at least I remember that's what started my curiosity what exactly was going on down there. there is an additional part to play with.

ah yeah that is true. Actually, I tend to be more careful with my husband because a friend had her boyfriend's foreskin tear during sex, and those things bleed like nothing else, apparently....they were young and she was on top, cowgirl style...suddenly she looks down and sees blood all over his stomach and her thighs....he didn't even notice, apparently.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

this thread gave me the clearly fantastic idea for a horror nude scene, thank you all very much. don't tell me you saw that already, I'm gonna pitch it and will be celebrated as genius


you remember the footage of people in tropical surroundings having open wounds on arms or legs and then tiny creatues nest in it and eventually hatch?

now, stay with me.

dude wakes up, itchy. starts scratching. shot from his pov, now standing, into his underpants, pulling away the elastic waistband of his boxers to look what the hell is making him itch so bad.

tiny crawling thingies. (mini spiders might work best?)

next shot, moving his foreskin and there they are, dozens.


alternatively I could turn this into monster-obsession-porn.

great huh? I am the next Scorsese.

Sounds more like the next Eli Roth to me.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

who would of taught: the foreskin serves a purpose!

Must spread rep/foreskin

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by vixnix

I do remember my first boyfriend wearing boxers once and complaining about them, because the nude, unprotected head of his peen extended beyond the rim of his boxers and was painfully chafing against his pants. He much preferred briefs, that held everything in. So I guess either way, there are hazards. It seemed pretty painful.

So far, I have not found any hazards with the foreskin. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[FoolofaTook]

i have. in super dry places like socal and saudi arabia my hood would sometimes shrink and roll up and leave my tip exposed to boxer chaffing. it was very uncomfortable.

fortunately i live in florida now.

[pavementtune]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Sounds more like the next Eli Roth to me.

thank you!

I can already see the reviews.

"SKIN, the horror shocker where Hostel III meets The Last Exorcism."

money in the bank

[Cool As Ice Cream]

money in the bank, fellaz!

"pennis not errect"
could be the tag line

[Skradgee]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

I guess this begs the question of was your dick horribly mutilated during the circumcision process?

I was waiting for a reply like this. Well played.

[FoolofaTook]

are you saying his reply was better than mine? that mine was not "well played"?

[butthurt]

A Penis Drawing That Can Be Seen From Space Has Popped Up in Australia
https://www.sciencealert.com/penis-s...e-man-geoglyph

https://www.sciencealert.com/images/...toria_1024.jpg


https://www.google.com.au/maps/place...!4d144.5800082

[LaBelle]

That is art.

[buzzard]

Not sure where we'd be without that arrow, though.