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03-17-2016, 10:22 PM | #271 |
Virgo
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I want at least 40 points on the bio - maybe 60 - depending on the raw text
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03-18-2016, 12:10 AM | #272 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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This woman sounds like she is genuinely excited to go see this show with me for some reason
I feel pretty good. |
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03-18-2016, 12:33 AM | #273 | |||
Minion of Satan
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Yeah, it's not like people are supposed to even carry on a conversation during a movie, so there really shouldn't be anything odd about going alone. Quote:
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I remember one time, I was standing on the train and staring into space, and-- christ, I'm literally cringing and hyperventilating just typing this story out, it's difficult to have to relive-- and I remembered something funny, so I started grinning. I was wearing sunglasses, so I didn't realize immediately that I was looking directly at some chick in my degree programme that I've seen around a lot, who was sitting down right in front of me. So, it looked like I was staring at her and smiling, and she looked kind of disturbed. The whole thing was awkward as fuck and it probably looked like I was leering at her. I have no particular thoughts about this person. There is nothing wrong with her, but it wasn't like I was attracted to her or anything, she was just a person. But I still avoid her every time I see her and will hop on a different train car if she's taking the same train. The incident happened probably like two or three years ago. Somebody explain this meme to me. I know it has something to do with Scotty but I don't get the context. |
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03-18-2016, 08:23 AM | #274 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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03-18-2016, 02:12 PM | #275 | |
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I'm 27 and back on the market after a few years in a relationship, and the dating scene is completely different than when I was in university. I think tinder dates kind of put you on an island where you have no social-proof from friends or anything to illustrate to her that you are not insane. So you are left to your own song and dance and even then if everything is going well with a girl, you are still working from a deficit vs. if you had met through a social group. |
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03-18-2016, 02:59 PM | #276 |
Braindead
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so my date today turned out pretty well.
somebody ask me "but did u get head" |
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03-18-2016, 06:47 PM | #277 |
Immortal
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gettin high with Jesus Lizard Liar on full blast. hittin up palm beach later
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03-18-2016, 06:52 PM | #278 |
Immortal
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rock doesn't get much more rock than this:
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03-18-2016, 06:58 PM | #279 |
Immortal
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and then this annihilates your soul:
Well, fuck this rain My finger nails have got torn off This rain will never let up My blistered wounds are swollen mounds Sail I've been Pumped full with salt water I filled my stomach up so full And I filled this cubby hole so full And I tried to cram some more But it won't go in I've seen my father go before I've seen my mother go before I've seen my sister go before I've seen my brother go before I've seen my true love I've seen my daughter go before I've seen my son go before I've seen my friends all go before |
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03-18-2016, 06:59 PM | #280 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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got in a car accident with my girlfriend this morning. Very light injuries but I'm gonna take my mind off the stress by getting shit faced tonight or just take a Xanax and chill out.
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03-18-2016, 07:00 PM | #281 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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03-18-2016, 07:14 PM | #282 |
Braindead
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And was there anal play?
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03-18-2016, 07:16 PM | #283 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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did you insert your forefinger into her vagina and your thumb in her butt and drive her around like a wheel barrow?
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03-18-2016, 07:29 PM | #284 |
Braindead
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Most importantly, did you come in her vag, in her mouth, on her face or on her tits?
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03-18-2016, 08:24 PM | #285 |
Minion of Satan
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Did you check her mucous membranes for active lesions ahead of any potentially infectious contact?
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03-18-2016, 08:36 PM | #286 |
Braindead
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03-18-2016, 08:38 PM | #287 |
Braindead
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so anyway we really hit it off, came back to my place to play some songs and ended up an with me fingering her with us both almost fully naked, and although she really wanted to she didn't want to go all the way. so i got head and came in her mouth instead. which, with the big picture in mind, is kind of a disappointment really - but hey.
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03-18-2016, 08:55 PM | #288 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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really, it's disappointing?
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03-18-2016, 08:56 PM | #289 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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03-18-2016, 09:44 PM | #290 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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03-18-2016, 09:55 PM | #291 |
Braindead
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I'm usually disappointed after meaningless sex but I hope it turns out to not be meaningless for you two.
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03-18-2016, 09:55 PM | #292 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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i mean unless you mean it's disappointing in the big picture because you will not pass on your genes like you would if you came in her vagina?
(too much evo psych class) |
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03-18-2016, 10:09 PM | #293 |
Braindead
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03-18-2016, 10:12 PM | #294 |
Braindead
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well i'm not disappointed, i have that after sex joy thing going on and that's something i hadn't felt in a very long time.
it's just that she was insanely hot for it but kind of wouldn't allow herself to get lost in the moment, but it'll probably happen one of the next times i see her. i don't see it really going anywhere though - even though i automatically default to going into relationship mode, i mean it probably isn't written in the stars. but life is what happens when you're busy making plans, right? |
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03-18-2016, 10:13 PM | #295 |
Braindead
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besides i have like another 5 dates coming up, so who knows, i might turn into a "playa". probably not.
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03-18-2016, 10:55 PM | #296 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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03-19-2016, 12:17 AM | #297 |
Minion of Satan
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Next time, you could put on a romantic movie to get the both of you in the mood. Something along the lines of Edmond.
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03-19-2016, 01:07 AM | #298 |
Braindead
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i fucking knew "cannibal holocaust" wasn't the best choice
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03-19-2016, 03:01 AM | #299 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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03-19-2016, 03:10 AM | #300 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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so this concert is 3 weeks away. should I try to hang out with her before then?
we've been chatting a bit, just a few messages back and forth a day, but I'm kind of worried I am going to do something dumb and lose the momentum of the conversation over that period of time |
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