Billy's Q&A on Instagram

[Shallowed]

we are all suffering

[Cool As Ice Cream]

COME TO JESUS. EAT MY FISH. FIVE THOUSAND FISH. FRESH FROM THE LAKE.

[Joey Goldberg]

Corona Light maybe

BOOYA

[incubator]

new album update

My brother in law Gary is putting the finishing touches to the marketing materials. He's got a copy of photoshop and is adding some "lens-flare" effects for a professional touch.

[VoxUpDoc]

Originally Posted by incubator

new album update

My brother in law Gary is putting the finishing touches to the marketing materials. He's got a copy of photoshop and is adding some "lens-flare" effects for a professional touch.

Dude, this isn’t the 90’s.

Get on Deviantart, find someone making dope goth art, pay for the rights with ‘exposure’ and then dick on them publicly in 20 years or so.

[incubator]

Originally Posted by Woody

Dude, this isn’t the 90’s.

Get on Deviantart, find someone making dope goth art, pay for the rights with ‘exposure’ and then dick on them publicly in 20 years or so.

Thank you. We are very new to this so any advice is appreciated.

[FoolofaTook]

Oh, Incubator, you mischief maker!

[Joey Goldberg]

i'm beginning to think incubator isn't telling the full truth

i don't think Gary is his brother in law at all

[FoolofaTook]

Gary's real.

I spotted him yesterday in the gym, toning and tightening his gooch.

[Joey Goldberg]

see here you illiterate bimbo, i know Gary's fucking real

i'm just not so confident in incu's assertion that he's a lawful relative

shit!

[FoolofaTook]

Well that's true too.

He was just about to go for kegel #374, and I was squeezing his weenus encouragingly, when incu waltzed by and went "right on, o brother-in-law of mine!"

so you see it's true.

[Gooch]

Hey!! Leave me out of this....




Gary knows what he’s doing. I’m confident.

[Disco King]

[Ram27]

why does he sometimes bitch about these but then sometimes give a good answer

[enthusaroo]

Originally Posted by Ram27

why does he sometimes bitch about these but then sometimes give a good answer

because Billy is a whiny little bitch

[areyougaffney?]

Originally Posted by incubator

I'm not a "record label" it's just me and my brother in law Gary.

Napalm Records didn't want to do the new record, my brother in law Gary knows someone there and was able to get WPCs contact details. We offered to promote and distribute the album, WPC accepted.

My brother in law Gary knows quite a lot about marketing and did a course on it. Gary says it's important to have a really focused marketing campaign where he's fully in control of the message, image and "tone of voice".

WPC was initially hostile to this idea but was impressed by my brother in law Garys presentation, ideas and overall marketing "know how".

wow - with a course in marketing under his belt and the fact he kniws quite a lot about it, it is no wonder Billy went with Gary.

[incubator]

Originally Posted by areyougaffney?

wow - with a course in marketing under his belt and the fact he kniws quite a lot about it, it is no wonder Billy went with Gary.

the fuck you say about my brother in law Gary

[incubator]

he's worked really hard on this. if you search through stackoverflow you can even find him at work asking questions like "How to I program a some timers for a smashing pumpkins website??"

[Joey Goldberg]

Originally Posted by Ram27

why does he sometimes bitch about these but then sometimes give a good answer

calling that a "good answer" is a bit of a stretch

it's like if someone had asked "how did you guys get that concert footage from the 90s looking so good?" & his response "DVD VIDEO!"

[brothahi4L]

Can anyone post interesting ig conversations from bill?
Got blocked once again for asking if all 20 tracks are synth based...lol

Please post those screenshots...would be interesting

[Ram27]

i love that he spends time blocking these people instead of just ignoring it

i assume it's quite a few button presses to do so which is very funny to imagine

[brothahi4L]

Would be interesting how many he blocked.

I guess it is a bunch of hundreds crying formcis orsd....lol

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by Ram27

i love that he spends time blocking these people instead of just ignoring it

i assume it's quite a few button presses to do so which is very funny to imagine

Nah, u kidding? For this sorta task doesn’t he just send Brian?

[houseofglass11]

BRIAN, BRIAN, DOG

HUH? MORE FRIES?

DOG. ANOTHER DOG

[wHATcOLOR]

bill answered a question i had. i asked him how often he puts on the headphones and listens to a pumpkins album all the way through, and he said he hasn't done that since 1993.

i wanted to reply "well maybe you should try it some time!! BURN!!!!!" but there's no good way to reply to an answer on a q&a

[Ram27]

i'm surprised he answered that since it seemed so leading and troll-y. great question

and lol fucking of course. i bet he purposely doesn't now

[pinetree]

"thoughts on Stephen malkmus" BC response "jealous hack"

it's funny because the last person SM is jealous of is billy crybaby-hasnt-written-a-good-song-in-twenty-fucking-years corgan

fuck billy corgan and his constant unlikeability...god he's a fucking tool

[wHATcOLOR]

Originally Posted by Ram27

i'm surprised he answered that since it seemed so leading and troll-y. great question

no i wasn't meaning to troll with it, it was an honest question and i was genuinely curious

[teh b0lly!!1]

it's a good question

but your curiosity had me curious - would only headphones count?

would Bruce's answer have changed if you asked the same question, but instead suggested a mean set of HiFi (not to be confused with WiFi, which is slang for outdoors internet)?

[VoxUpDoc]

Please tell me Billy Corgan didn't call Stephen Malkmus a "jealous hack" in 2020?

Is there a screengrab of this?