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Old 02-26-2007, 06:31 PM   #1
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Default 'Firecrotch' boy ruins Paris' birthday party

'Firecrotch' boy ruins Paris' birthday party
Tuesday Feb 27 09:00 AEDT
Paris Hilton was devastated after her oil heir pal Brandon Davis — the man who brought you the "firecrotch" — trashed her birthday party.

Paris was surrounded by famous friends in Hollywood on Saturday to help her celebrate her 26th birthday.

But Brandon soon ruined her night with his bad boy behaviour — so offending Courtney Love, Paula Abdul and other guests that they walked out.

Hilton's parents, Rick and Kathy, spared no expense in arranging a party at Prime Grill, the Rodeo Drive restaurant where Madonna is an investor.




"They must have spent $10,000 on the flowers alone," said one source.

Everything initially seemed perfect, with Paris looking thrilled with on-again boyfriend Stavros Niarchos and sharing big hugs with former foe Nicole Richie.

But insiders insist Davis soon started playing up after getting drunk.

"He was hurling flowers at Paula Abdul," says a guest. "Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders.

"He was shouting, 'Lick my ****, Paula!' He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent.

"Stavros and Paris tried to stop him.

"Paris said, 'Shut up, you're wasted!'"

But the insiders say it was too late and Abdul — who was due to sing "Happy Birthday" — made an early exit.

Davis then turned on Courtney Love.

"He lifted her up so that she was straddling his waist," says a witness.

"Her Chanel dress was riding up. Brandon was saying, 'I want to squirt on you.'

"He was humping Courtney in front of her daughter, Frances Bean. When he put her down, Courtney grabbed Frances and they marched out of the restaurant through the kitchen."

And it wasn't just the celebrities he upset.

"He was knocking over glasses and candles on the table," says a source.

"Paris was crying to her mother, 'This is not my fault!'"

After Davis was encouraged to leave, Paris blew out the candles on her cake and everyone headed to an after-party at her house.

"Incredibly, Brandon showed up at Paris' place," says a source.

"Security guided him downstairs. They were under orders to keep him away from Paris."

A Davis family spokesman declined to comment and Brandon, whose infamous nightclub antics ******* dubbing Lindsay Lohan "Firecrotch", could not be reached.

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I would have sold my soul just to be in the audience. Fantastic.

 
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Old 02-26-2007, 06:36 PM   #2
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bill's a pussy for not rockin' this niggaz jaw

 
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Old 02-26-2007, 06:36 PM   #3
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fuck you for making this thread here. the rest of the internet is saturated with gossip about millionaire riffraff, go there

 
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Old 02-26-2007, 07:02 PM   #4
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fuck you for making this thread here. the rest of the internet is saturated with gossip about millionaire riffraff, go there
Ah excuse me but this is classy smut. Paris is a classy woman. What, are you too good for that...?

Eat my fucking shorts...

 
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Old 02-26-2007, 07:07 PM   #5
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I thought she turned 27?

 
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Old 02-26-2007, 08:02 PM   #6
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who fucking cares

 
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Old 02-26-2007, 10:35 PM   #7
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"I want to squirt on you"? Was fucking Borat there?

 
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Old 02-26-2007, 10:55 PM   #8
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Old 02-26-2007, 11:10 PM   #9
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who fucking cares
I'm not sure if I should read that as an interrogative sentence or a declarative one.

 
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Old 02-27-2007, 04:21 AM   #10
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