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02-07-2017, 10:32 PM | #1 |
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Broad crushes
Listen, wise guys, get on the trolley and spill the beans. Who's the broad you got a crush on?
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02-07-2017, 10:34 PM | #2 |
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02-07-2017, 10:34 PM | #3 |
Minion of Satan
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There really ought to be a universally accepted way of writing out that "Eughw!" noise they'd always be making on The Sopranos.
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02-07-2017, 10:43 PM | #4 |
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Rene Young from WWE. She used to be a local sports analyst on a small Canadian channel before being discovered
https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpre...trip=all&w=750 http://www.chinlock.com/wp-content/u...Paquette-1.jpg Kate Beirness- another Canadian sports analyst https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...Oe_400x400.jpg |
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02-07-2017, 11:00 PM | #5 |
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I AM IN LOVE WITH THE CASHIER IN THE SUPERMARKET NEAR MY HOUSE BECASUE SHE IS THE ONLY GIRL WHO TALKS TO ME
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL DESPIRE HER ACNE |
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02-07-2017, 11:01 PM | #6 |
Braindead
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BY THE WAY SHE ASKS "DO U HAVE MEMBER CARD" I KNOW SHE LIKES ME BACK
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02-07-2017, 11:46 PM | #7 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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You ever get that broad's number?
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02-07-2017, 11:52 PM | #8 |
Immortal
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the b word is pretty offensive
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02-07-2017, 11:58 PM | #9 |
Braindead
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bro?
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02-07-2017, 11:59 PM | #10 |
Braindead
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bosom?
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02-07-2017, 11:59 PM | #11 |
Braindead
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IT'S BRINE ISN'T IT
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02-08-2017, 12:04 AM | #12 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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bernie
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02-08-2017, 12:16 AM | #13 |
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Don't say (trigger warning) bae without the appropriate warnings. Ty god bless xoxo #onlykhaledcanjudgeus
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02-08-2017, 12:53 AM | #14 |
Shut the fuck up!
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02-08-2017, 12:56 AM | #15 |
Shut the fuck up!
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02-08-2017, 04:53 AM | #16 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Yesenia (my boss)
Sometimes while i work I sing the song "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" by Madonna but I change the lyrics to "Don't Cry For Me Yesenia" it doesn't work quite perfectly since I have to move the stress from the second to the third syllable but it gets the job done. This is a true story. |
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02-08-2017, 04:53 AM | #17 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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She's like a mother to me. A mother that excites and arouses strange passions in my sparse loins.
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02-08-2017, 09:35 AM | #18 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i'm thin, like takeshi
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02-08-2017, 09:36 AM | #19 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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02-08-2017, 03:27 PM | #20 | |
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