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Old 02-07-2017, 10:32 PM   #1
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Arrow Broad crushes

Listen, wise guys, get on the trolley and spill the beans. Who's the broad you got a crush on?

 
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Old 02-07-2017, 10:34 PM   #2
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Old 02-07-2017, 10:34 PM   #3
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There really ought to be a universally accepted way of writing out that "Eughw!" noise they'd always be making on The Sopranos.

 
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Old 02-07-2017, 10:43 PM   #4
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Rene Young from WWE. She used to be a local sports analyst on a small Canadian channel before being discovered

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Kate Beirness- another Canadian sports analyst

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Old 02-07-2017, 11:00 PM   #5
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I AM IN LOVE WITH THE CASHIER IN THE SUPERMARKET NEAR MY HOUSE BECASUE SHE IS THE ONLY GIRL WHO TALKS TO ME

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL DESPIRE HER ACNE

 
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Old 02-07-2017, 11:01 PM   #6
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BY THE WAY SHE ASKS "DO U HAVE MEMBER CARD" I KNOW SHE LIKES ME BACK

 
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Old 02-07-2017, 11:46 PM   #7
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You ever get that broad's number?

 
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Old 02-07-2017, 11:52 PM   #8
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the b word is pretty offensive

 
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Old 02-07-2017, 11:58 PM   #9
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bro?

 
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Old 02-07-2017, 11:59 PM   #10
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bosom?

 
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Old 02-07-2017, 11:59 PM   #11
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IT'S BRINE ISN'T IT

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 12:04 AM   #12
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bernie

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 12:16 AM   #13
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Don't say (trigger warning) bae without the appropriate warnings. Ty god bless xoxo #onlykhaledcanjudgeus

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 12:53 AM   #14
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Jennifer Carpenter

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Old 02-08-2017, 12:56 AM   #15
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Brie Larson

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Old 02-08-2017, 04:53 AM   #16
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Yesenia (my boss)

Sometimes while i work I sing the song "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" by Madonna but I change the lyrics to "Don't Cry For Me Yesenia" it doesn't work quite perfectly since I have to move the stress from the second to the third syllable but it gets the job done.

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Old 02-08-2017, 04:53 AM   #17
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She's like a mother to me. A mother that excites and arouses strange passions in my sparse loins.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 09:35 AM   #18
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i'm thin, like takeshi

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 09:36 AM   #19
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high as fuuuuuuuck

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 03:27 PM   #20
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Yesenia (my boss)

Sometimes while i work I sing the song "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" by Madonna but I change the lyrics to "Don't Cry For Me Yesenia" it doesn't work quite perfectly since I have to move the stress from the second to the third syllable but it gets the job done.

This is a true story.
Does she has married? Or bf? Give her a souvenir for Valentine's and see what happens next

 
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