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Old 09-23-2018, 06:19 AM   #2941
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i mean sorry *people on tinder ghost you

snap is dumb and weird and so is tinder, actually. thank god this is the drunk thread

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 06:26 PM   #2942
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I am so afraid of revealing my creepiness
Fucking do it

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 06:38 PM   #2943
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I talked to her today =p

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 07:29 PM   #2944
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And?

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 07:46 PM   #2945
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Old 09-23-2018, 08:37 PM   #2946
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not much, just small talk but I initiated it and she did not scream at me DONT TALK TO ME

I don't know why I felt that would happen

she is not creep'd just visibly timid in possibly the exact way I am

I dunno what's next, but I'm a champ

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 08:45 PM   #2947
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right as i was about to leave work and was relaying some information to the woman who was replacing me, i finished a money transfer with a guy and right when he left she was like "he liked you!!! while we were talking he was staring and when he said have a nice day he was trying to get your attention to make it personal"

and since i am a child and dont pick up on cues i got embarrassed. i honestly couldn't have picked him out of a lineup a minute later, let alone picked up on his cues. i know he was black and sent money to haiti. this isnt normal.

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 08:45 PM   #2948
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not much, just small talk but I initiated it and she did not scream at me DONT TALK TO ME

I don't know why I felt that would happen

she is not creep'd just visibly timid in possibly the exact way I am

I dunno what's next, but I'm a champ
cool

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 08:52 PM   #2949
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right as i was about to leave work and was relaying some information to the woman who was replacing me, i finished a money transfer with a guy and right when he left she was like "he liked you!!! while we were talking he was staring and when he said have a nice day he was trying to get your attention to make it personal"

and since i am a child and dont pick up on cues i got embarrassed. i honestly couldn't have picked him out of a lineup a minute later, let alone picked up on his cues. i know he was black and sent money to haiti. this isnt normal.
If he comes back to send some extra money that he "forgot to send" earlier, then you know (:

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 09:07 PM   #2950
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not much, just small talk but I initiated it and she did not scream at me DONT TALK TO ME

I don't know why I felt that would happen

she is not creep'd just visibly timid in possibly the exact way I am

I dunno what's next, but I'm a champ
Well done, I'm proud of you

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 09:31 PM   #2951
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Ok.

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 10:41 PM   #2952
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don't ok me, you little turd

 
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Old 10-01-2018, 11:26 AM   #2953
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Current mood


 
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Old 10-01-2018, 04:05 PM   #2954
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Ok.

 
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Old 10-01-2018, 04:14 PM   #2955
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So u think ur all that bcuz u r vegan

 
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Old 10-01-2018, 04:21 PM   #2956
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Can't stand up straight obviously. Get some beef down you.

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 03:46 AM   #2957
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bovine university

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 05:10 AM   #2958
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So u think ur all that bcuz u r vegan
I don't even think I'm anything at all

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 06:24 AM   #2959
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bovine university
C'mon Jimmy, let’s take a peek at the killing floor.

Don’t let the name throw you, Jimmy, it’s not really a floor. It’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 06:34 AM   #2960
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So, I was also informed yesterday by the date I had last week that she wasn't feeling the romantic connection.

I was planning to implement the whole thing about trying to be more flirtatious and teasing and intimate in order to be better at facilitating chemistry instead of defaulting to being really cautious and being too afraid to make a move, but I was feeling kinda nauseated that day, and just wasn't in the mood to, like, sit beside her and make physical contact and all that. I would have postponed the date, but we already did that twice, because I was sick the previous scheduled time, and she was sick the time before that. Everybody is sick this time of year, a lot of people I know are coming down with things.

I'm not torn up about it, because I didn't get attached, but there seems to be a running pattern.

I asked her if she wants to remain friends, especially she reminds me of this other friend I have, and I think they'd get along. Funnily enough, the other friend is somebody I went on a few dates with who eventually wasn't feeling it, but that's, like, where maybe 30% of my friendships are coming from these days (which is a nice benefit of things not working out between people who still enjoy each other's company, at least I get a friend out of it).

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 07:41 AM   #2961
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Old 10-04-2018, 11:19 AM   #2962
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She's vegan, isn't she?

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 01:57 PM   #2963
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I met a chaste maiden from my church group. We baked cookies.
Did you have sEEEEEEEEEEEEEEx?


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Old 10-04-2018, 02:38 PM   #2964
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i'm sorry, dk

i'm happy 4 u, shallowed.

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:58 PM   #2965
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Old 10-04-2018, 04:00 PM   #2966
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Buzzard, would you please tutor me on some essential Spanish phrases? All I can remember is "me cajo en la concha de tu madre"

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 04:01 PM   #2967
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There was also a German woman at the party, who I told "krebs du kranker kinder"

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 04:03 PM   #2968
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Buzzard, would you please tutor me on some essential Spanish phrases? All I can remember is "me cajo en la concha de tu madre"

you just gotta know is when they say pendejo they probs mean you

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 04:05 PM   #2969
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aspiradora is vacuum cleaner

fwiw

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 05:06 PM   #2970
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Buzzard, would you please tutor me on some essential Spanish phrases? All I can remember is "me cajo en la concha de tu madre"
It's "cago," but I don't know if you want to go rolling that one out on a Tinder match. I think that German one's a little wrong, too, but don't quite remember for sure.

Honestly, I imagine that visitors to our shores are probably more interested in the Kiwi experience they've forked out for and you're likely better served with "sweet as, " "hard out," "mean," "shot," and "you're an egg."

 
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