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Old 06-30-2016, 09:30 AM   #1
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Default I forgot who I liked here but then read some threads and realized you're all fully we

aponized CUNTS

LIKE FULLY LOAD BEEF TWATS THAT SMELL LIKE THEY GOT WRAPPED IN USED BLOODY TAMPONS INFUSED WITH ROTTEN PRAWNS SCRAPED OFF OF THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER FROM YOUR FAVORITE MCDONALDS

oh my god netphoria knows one thing, and THAT'S HOW TO FUCKING SUCK ON THE INTERNET

jesus christ here's a video of my wedding


 
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Old 06-30-2016, 10:39 AM   #2
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god this made me realize how much i missed SBT threads

 
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Old 06-30-2016, 11:22 AM   #3
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laffing @ "prawns" here

 
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Old 06-30-2016, 11:31 AM   #4
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INFUSED WITH ROTTEN PRAWNS SCRAPED OFF OF THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER FROM YOUR FAVORITE MCDONALDS
McDonald's had a seafood menu now? Ritzy.

 
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Old 06-30-2016, 11:36 AM   #5
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Your mother's cunt is ritzy, bitch.

 
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Old 06-30-2016, 11:39 AM   #6
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congrats with your wedding!

 
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Old 06-30-2016, 11:40 AM   #7
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https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=...3bbb%2Fraw&f=1

 
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Old 06-30-2016, 12:32 PM   #8
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wait you mean somebody actually sat through one of the new Schwatzenegro movies and thought that would make a great gif?

 
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Old 06-30-2016, 01:15 PM   #9
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Yesterday in the soup kitchen this dude sat in front of me woth his pants sagging. I could see his leathery butt crack and on the hem of his shirt was a brown and yellow shit-stain.

The sight did wonders for my appetite.

 
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Old 06-30-2016, 03:42 PM   #10
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you're the one that's square.

 
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Old 06-30-2016, 09:06 PM   #11
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congrats with your wedding!
and the subsequent divorce!

 
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Old 06-30-2016, 09:26 PM   #12
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Suck a shit covered dick!

 
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Old 07-01-2016, 05:47 PM   #13
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Doesn't sound too bad, tbh. I mean, if you licked it clean first.

 
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Old 07-01-2016, 06:17 PM   #14
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Suck a shit covered dick!
LOL that's why you wear a condom

you people are funny

 
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Old 07-28-2016, 03:15 AM   #15
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Old 07-28-2016, 04:02 AM   #16
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Good old public transport upholstery camouflage, eh.

 
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Old 07-28-2016, 07:29 AM   #17
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LOL that's why you wear a condom

you people are funny
Condoms are the worst.

 
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Old 07-28-2016, 09:49 PM   #18
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pretty sure AIDS is the worst

 
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Old 07-28-2016, 11:19 PM   #19
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thread delivers. more sickbadthing, please

 
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Old 07-30-2016, 03:58 AM   #20
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sucks my shit cock ass clown fuck stick

 
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Old 07-30-2016, 05:20 AM   #21
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quality post

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 10:56 PM   #22
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happy birthday Fat Elvis!

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 11:07 PM   #23
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Go fuck yourself starla!

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 11:19 PM   #24
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wuuuuuuuuuuut

 
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