admit stuff here

* my only goal in life is to fit a pool ball in my ass and become goatsechris.

* oh yeah, i'm suicidal, my parents don't understand me, i hate my parents, i want to fuck all my friends but it will never happen (oddly enough i want to fuck the guys too but i'm not gay, and i heard you won't be gay as long as you don't swallow cum. is this true?). i also have no life, no job, no girlfriend, i'm incredibly shy, my tits sag and my ass is as big as a doublewide. i haven't had an erection in 3 years and taking viagra only screws up my vison so that everything is blue but i never get a hard on. my pets hate me and i feel that they are only using me because i feed them. i owe all kinds of money to people who are theatening to kill me, i wanted to go to college but i can't figure out the stupid GED and have failed it 10 times. i'm constantly drunk and on drugs and find myself waking up in jail at least one time a week. people call me the town drunk and i call the sherrif barney fife and apparently he doesn't like to be called that because he keeps beating me with his nightstick and hosing me down with a firehose like rambo got done. can't the guy take a joke?

Originally posted by Deege:
*The only reason I am going to college right now is because my best friend was upset one day and said that she would know noone at this college. I care about her so much, I applied to the school and was accepted. She decided to move 50 miles away to another school a week after I payed my acceptence fee.

if that doesnt teach you to not give a fuck about girls at all anymore, then nothing will.



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fuck it.

aim - AnotherSpaceJam

oh my turn =)

-i cant stick my tongue out very far, nor can i touch the roof of my mouth with it. this of course means i cant blow bubbles, roll my r's, or give my girlfriend head as well as i would like.

-i honestly think that Pet Sounds is better than anything the beatles ever did

-i love working with children but i do not want kids

-i am currently trying to beat the old mario bros series of games

-i never, ever, do the assigned reading for any of my college courses

-ozma > weezer

-i have a thing for younger women

-i look down on ravers

-ive never been to new york

-i think that ZWAN will probably be the greatest music i have ever heard.

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YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING POST COUNT
http://www.foxmovies.com/fightclub/

[*] I love these threads because I'm vain and voyeuristic.[*] I'm proud of my breasts. Hell, I have awesome breasts. And I take it as a compliment when people stare at them, so stare away.[*] I fuck around on Netphoria at work, even though I get paid by the hour. And I feel guilty about it, 'cause I have an awesome job and my boss is really nice to me, and has no idea.[*] I keep buying plane tickets that I can't afford, saying I'll make up for it by working more hours, and then blowing off work for days at a time.[*] In talking to people and putting together a bunch of incidents in my past, I'm honestly starting to think that I may have a very slight case of Multiple Personality Disorder.[*] I find this terrifying, but also kind of intriguing. =/[*] I also seriously believe sometimes that I have supernatural powers. (This, however, is merely the result of reading too many fantasy comics and roleplaying books.)[*] I tease boys for fun.[*] I compulsively drink from every single drinking fountain I pass. [*] I pick at my zits. In class.[*] I bought my very first porn video last weekend! It's one of only four female-to-male trans porn videos in the world, and I bought it directly from the director. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif[*] I've unintentionally started reading all women wearing heavy makeup, and almost all men with facial hair, as transsexual.[*] In the past two years I've racked up almost a thousand dollars in parking-ticket fines, half of which I've never paid.[*] I'm always stealing my roommates conditioner instead of going and buying my own.[*] I haven't been to the gym once yet this year.[*] I get very little physical pleasure from sex, or physical sensation at all for that matter. I think that may be why I get off on pain, 'cause at least it's something.[*] Until very recently, I couldn't come except by masturbating to fantasies of non-consentual rape and torture so fucked up that they would leave me feeling nauseous and scared.[*] I think orgasms are overrated. (Not too surprising, when for years, every orgasm felt like waking up from a nightmare.) [*] I also didn't tell anybody that for a very long time. Until just now, I don't think I'd told anybody but my lovers, and only a few of those.[*] My ex said it turned her on. She was a bit a weird...[*] Wow, that got really dark, really fast.[*] I've had packages for Brendan and Andy for over a year that I still haven't mailed.[*] Sometimes, when I don't feel like doing laundry, I just turn my underwear inside out.[/list]
*goes off to do her Hail Marys*

Originally posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds:
I like girls as much as I like boys, but you can only date one person at a time.

Oh honey...*hugs* Give me your snailmail address, I have a book you should read.

* I wish i was a cat
* I like to hate people
* I really think that I will kill someone I love someday
* I dont see myself ever working at a job that I like
* I like my hair and only my hair.
* I think i'm ugly, but less ugly than most.

i was born Jan,1 my tarot card is death..eep
hmm i worry about myself too much and not about my frineds enough
hmmm oo this is baddddd i used to love spice girls..im so ashamed so so ashamed:0

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/redface.gif

Originally posted by dishpan:
-ozma > weezer

noo.

This thread is more depressing than anything else.