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05-30-2016, 09:54 PM | #61 |
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hey guys should I go for a run? it's more humid than the underside of a scrotum in boxer briefs in july, but I haven't exercised in days
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05-30-2016, 09:58 PM | #62 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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are you people seriously going to force me to make this decision by myself
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05-30-2016, 10:05 PM | #63 |
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Once I figured out that dream punches are slow and weak as if you are fighting underwater, I turned to simply picking people up and repeatedly slamming them into surfaces or other people until death or the desired level of injury eventuates.
This very particular set of skills seems to carry into new dreams by default and I've never really looked back. |
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05-30-2016, 10:08 PM | #64 |
Braindead
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05-30-2016, 10:08 PM | #65 |
Braindead
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Although I go insane if I don't go for one walk a day
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05-30-2016, 10:11 PM | #66 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I've already walked a few miles today but I need to get my heart rate up
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05-30-2016, 10:14 PM | #67 |
Minion of Satan
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Lift in order that your Snoop Dogg physique gets the meat it's been crying out for.
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05-30-2016, 10:21 PM | #68 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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05-30-2016, 10:22 PM | #69 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I've resigned myself to perpetually being a pale as shit skinny like scott weiland lookin motherfucker. But I don't want to have a heart attack in my 40s, so I gotta get that shit pumping
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05-30-2016, 10:31 PM | #70 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Exactly, start masturbating furiously. Get your hips into it. Fuck the hand.
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05-30-2016, 10:53 PM | #71 |
Virgo
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learn how to snake dance like axl rose
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05-30-2016, 11:47 PM | #72 |
Socialphobic
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05-30-2016, 11:59 PM | #73 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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05-31-2016, 02:16 AM | #74 |
Braindead
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been doing some daily pushups lately
that's all i got |
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05-31-2016, 02:49 AM | #75 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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talk to me
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05-31-2016, 08:56 AM | #76 |
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so this lady called shirly mccunt (or something) is making art videos with her fingering fruits
it's oddly brilliant and really fucking disturbing |
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05-31-2016, 09:08 AM | #77 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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like lovers do
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05-31-2016, 09:34 AM | #78 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Wtf she was all gentle with it then she just mashed it. The FUCK.
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05-31-2016, 09:42 AM | #79 |
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well i heard "bitches like it rough"
is that not troo? maybe it will come tru 4 me 1 day |
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05-31-2016, 10:07 AM | #80 |
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My back hurts, I feel 90 years old
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05-31-2016, 11:06 AM | #81 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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05-31-2016, 11:40 AM | #82 | |
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Quote:
-Fred D'urst |
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05-31-2016, 03:49 PM | #83 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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slow and sensual is best
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05-31-2016, 06:47 PM | #84 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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slow and STONED
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05-31-2016, 09:34 PM | #85 |
full of longing
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this thread is an abomination
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05-31-2016, 09:42 PM | #86 |
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Do I post in all these threads now
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05-31-2016, 11:49 PM | #87 |
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05-31-2016, 11:51 PM | #88 |
Braindead
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i would like to clarify that my above post does not endorse violence against the fairer sex
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05-31-2016, 11:55 PM | #89 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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lol the other night when I was in the middle of it with Pizza Girl, she moaned, "HARDER!" and then got this awkward look on her face and said really dead pan, "I mean, if you are able."
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05-31-2016, 11:58 PM | #90 |
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Doesn't sound like a particularly positive review, to be honest.
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