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10-02-2018, 12:07 PM | #1 |
Consume my pants.
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Billy has a new baby - Philomena Clementine Corgan
He needs to stop w these fuckin' names lmao
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10-02-2018, 12:08 PM | #2 |
Minion of Satan
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10-02-2018, 12:13 PM | #3 |
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How the fuck did Chloe hide that bump?
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10-02-2018, 12:14 PM | #4 |
Minion of Satan
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10-02-2018, 12:16 PM | #5 |
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10-02-2018, 12:23 PM | #6 |
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10-02-2018, 12:34 PM | #7 |
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MELLONOMA
if you or a loved one were named by william patrick corgan, you may be entitled to collect damages as part of a class action lawsuit settlement. call 1-800-JUPPITE now Last edited by Oklahoma Sexual : 10-02-2018 at 12:39 PM. |
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10-02-2018, 12:53 PM | #8 |
Consume my pants.
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10-02-2018, 01:00 PM | #9 |
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Congratulations to the girl whom friends and bullies alike will call Phil
Billy and Chloe aren't married, right Takes some balls to insist the kids take his name |
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10-02-2018, 01:08 PM | #10 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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goddamn jeff's been busy
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10-02-2018, 01:08 PM | #11 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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10-02-2018, 01:11 PM | #12 |
Minion of Satan
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Philly "Cheesesteak" Corgan
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10-02-2018, 01:14 PM | #13 |
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That name sounds like a disease or a mental condition
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10-02-2018, 01:22 PM | #14 |
Consume my pants.
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This joke was already made, and better:
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10-02-2018, 01:22 PM | #15 |
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Well at least AJ now has someone to commiserate with. Being Bellio's one and only kid -- I wouldn't wish that on my own worst enemy.
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10-02-2018, 01:26 PM | #16 |
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10-02-2018, 01:31 PM | #17 |
huh
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10-02-2018, 02:02 PM | #18 |
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Future Smashing Pumpkins bassist on the 50th anniversary tour!
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10-02-2018, 02:03 PM | #19 |
Minion of Satan
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Auggie looks upstage like he knows he no longer has the main attention. They chose the second name not only by the color of her skin... https://pixabay.com/p-1792/?no_redirect |
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10-02-2018, 02:20 PM | #20 |
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Hey, at least "Philomena" is a real name, unlike "Juppiter."
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10-02-2018, 02:43 PM | #21 |
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Philomena is a very old name in Austria, Switzerland and Germany.
Like it. Clementine is also nice |
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10-02-2018, 03:02 PM | #22 |
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ugh. what will she actually be called? Phil-Cle?
Mena? |
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10-02-2018, 03:06 PM | #23 |
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I'd just go by Clem or Clementine.
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10-02-2018, 03:17 PM | #24 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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clementine is a pretty name.
philomena blows cthulhic dongs (yes, he is multiply hung). |
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10-02-2018, 03:18 PM | #25 |
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Juppiter is an alternate spelling of Iuppiter. Still weird though. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Iuppiter#Latin
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10-02-2018, 03:21 PM | #26 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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"How could we make Jupiter sound more pompous? Of course! Use an alternate spelling!"
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10-02-2018, 03:25 PM | #27 |
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I hope Billy has like 15 kids just so he comes up with more absurdly pretentious names. He's delving into Key & Peele East-West College Bowl territory with these names. Let's predict the next few, shall we?
Ozzy-Mandias Ganymede Corgan Barbarella Apocalypto Corgan Constantinople Appuleius Corgan Barsoom Tablature Corgan Cardassiana Hath-Set Corgan Yaww Strange Corgan Arepas Deschain Corgan Taran Toola Corgan |
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10-02-2018, 03:49 PM | #28 |
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I would have preferred Morgan Corgan
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10-02-2018, 04:13 PM | #29 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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If I gave birth, I would name my hapless spawn Melchizedek Mephistopheles.
Like, woah. |
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10-02-2018, 04:26 PM | #30 |
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Billy and Chloe's taste in names is pretentious, but still very much on trend with current naming styles. I don't love the extra P in Juppiter, but other than that I think all the Pumpkins have nicely named kids. I know a 2 years old Philomena who goes by Pippa.
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