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04-01-2009, 03:34 PM | #1 |
Socialphobic
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April Fools Day
I just told my parents that my GF is pregnant and let them rot on the vine for about an hour. I'm thinking about covering my roommate's bed in tin foil and maybe saran wrapping his shitter.
I'm thinking about enlisting someone else to call Cobb and tell him that they are from the health department and that he's been exposed to syphilis. Boy howdy April 1 is always a good time. Last edited by Ol' Couch Ass : 04-01-2009 at 04:03 PM. |
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04-01-2009, 03:37 PM | #2 |
Immortal
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I.. I have nothing.
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04-01-2009, 03:37 PM | #3 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: You're 22 why aren't you free?You're 22 why aren't you free? you're mom and daddy's victory
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be prepared for sarcastic replies oca
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04-01-2009, 03:39 PM | #4 |
Amish Rake Fighter
Location: I fuck in my spare time, this is what I do at work you dumb bitch.-esty
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They changed toucher and rich to top 40s/hip hop... they are normally a rock station.. they let it go on for like.. 3 hours .. playing britney and timberland
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04-01-2009, 03:42 PM | #5 |
Out fart the hottie!
Location: I have super gonorrhoea
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if i told my parents that my girlfriend was preggo they would be so happy that they'd have another grandkid.
HAHAHAHA FUCKOS APRIL FOOLS! FUCK YOU MOM! FUCK YOU DAD! I WILL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN AND YOU ARE GOING TO DIE EMPTY SHELLS OF NOTHING! HAHAHAHA! |
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04-01-2009, 03:48 PM | #6 |
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04-01-2009, 03:49 PM | #7 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: You're 22 why aren't you free?You're 22 why aren't you free? you're mom and daddy's victory
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fuck you
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04-01-2009, 03:56 PM | #8 |
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my roommate left a note saying that in order to cut costs, he asked the electric company to cut our service for a week every month.
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04-01-2009, 04:02 PM | #9 |
NO FATS
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04-01-2009, 07:27 PM | #10 | |
Out fart the hottie!
Location: I have super gonorrhoea
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Quote:
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04-01-2009, 07:46 PM | #11 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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my roommate woke me up this morning to tell me we had no hot water. it wasn't an april fools joke. the water wasn't just room temperature, it was ferociously cold. that shower was awesome. and terrible. and awesome
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04-01-2009, 08:01 PM | #12 |
Out fart the hottie!
Location: I have super gonorrhoea
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everyone knows it's not a real april fools joke without some kind of feces involved.
preferably human feces. |
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04-01-2009, 08:08 PM | #13 |
Master of Karate and Friendship
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04-02-2009, 01:04 AM | #14 |
Shaz doesn't fuck around.
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one of my coworkers made my boss cry today. It was awesome and sad at the same time.
Renee had a reeeeaalllly long day, and so to lighten the mood, Christina (who had been doing dishes in the back), came out of the back with her hand covered in ketchup (keep in mind, she's holding the packet in her other hand) and says, "uuhhh I think I cut myself!" Renee then starts freaking out, "What did you do??? What happened? OH GOD!!" and then Christina goes "APRIL FOOLS!!! It's just ketchup!" and licks the ketchup off. Renee was so freaked out she started crying and she kind of curled up into the fetal position. To be fair, it's not too hard to freak her out though. Christina felt kind of bad, but she laughed along with the rest of us. |
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04-02-2009, 01:07 AM | #15 |
Master of Karate and Friendship
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pics of your fellow coffee whores plz
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04-02-2009, 01:08 AM | #16 |
Shaz doesn't fuck around.
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naahhh that's not cool. I'd post pictures of my friends, but not of my employees.
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04-02-2009, 09:27 AM | #17 |
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I TOLD MY MUM GOOGLE WAS YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-02-2009, 12:22 PM | #18 |
no more than sympathy
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