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Old 04-01-2009, 03:34 PM   #1
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I just told my parents that my GF is pregnant and let them rot on the vine for about an hour. I'm thinking about covering my roommate's bed in tin foil and maybe saran wrapping his shitter.

I'm thinking about enlisting someone else to call Cobb and tell him that they are from the health department and that he's been exposed to syphilis. Boy howdy April 1 is always a good time.

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Old 04-01-2009, 03:37 PM   #2
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I.. I have nothing.

 
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:37 PM   #3
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be prepared for sarcastic replies oca

 
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:39 PM   #4
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They changed toucher and rich to top 40s/hip hop... they are normally a rock station.. they let it go on for like.. 3 hours .. playing britney and timberland

 
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:42 PM   #5
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if i told my parents that my girlfriend was preggo they would be so happy that they'd have another grandkid.

HAHAHAHA FUCKOS APRIL FOOLS! FUCK YOU MOM! FUCK YOU DAD! I WILL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN AND YOU ARE GOING TO DIE EMPTY SHELLS OF NOTHING! HAHAHAHA!

 
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:48 PM   #6
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be prepared for sarcastic replies oca
Dude I've been around here for like 4 years... I'd expect nothing less.

 
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:49 PM   #7
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fuck you

 
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:56 PM   #8
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my roommate left a note saying that in order to cut costs, he asked the electric company to cut our service for a week every month.

 
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Old 04-01-2009, 04:02 PM   #9
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I'm thinking about enlisting someone else to call Cobb and expose him to syphilis.

 
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:27 PM   #10
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Pranksters share favorite April Fools' jokes
April 1st, 2009 @ 12:46pm
By Mary Richards

SALT LAKE CITY -- Have you been fooled or fooled someone else on this April Fools' Day?

The pranking began early for Colby Anderson. His mom called and told him she was pregnant. She's in her late 40s. He bought it.

"That was pretty good. I don't think I can top that," he said.

Other young folks have been telling others they are engaged when they are not. Leandro Quatel says his fiancé's sister tricked them both.

"She holds her hand up and there's this beautiful ring. My fiancé starts screaming, ‘Ahhh, you're engaged, you're engaged!' and her sister puts the ring down and says, ‘No, April Fools.'"

One year Carter Bishop's sister called at 2 a.m. from the BYU Jerusalem Center saying they were being bombed. "My dad was pacing on the phone. My mom rolled over in bed and said, ‘Mark, who is it?' "It's Holly, she says they are being bombed.' Mom said, ‘Mark, it's April first, and it's Holly. Go back to bed.' Then my sister just started laughing on the phone," Bishop said.

Others have been pulling pranks around the house, including putting baby oil on door knobs, food coloring in the shower head, and toothpaste in Oreos.

 
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:46 PM   #11
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my roommate woke me up this morning to tell me we had no hot water. it wasn't an april fools joke. the water wasn't just room temperature, it was ferociously cold. that shower was awesome. and terrible. and awesome

 
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:01 PM   #12
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everyone knows it's not a real april fools joke without some kind of feces involved.

preferably human feces.

 
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:08 PM   #13
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this has to be some mormon thing

 
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Old 04-02-2009, 01:04 AM   #14
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one of my coworkers made my boss cry today. It was awesome and sad at the same time.

Renee had a reeeeaalllly long day, and so to lighten the mood, Christina (who had been doing dishes in the back), came out of the back with her hand covered in ketchup (keep in mind, she's holding the packet in her other hand) and says, "uuhhh I think I cut myself!" Renee then starts freaking out, "What did you do??? What happened? OH GOD!!" and then Christina goes "APRIL FOOLS!!! It's just ketchup!" and licks the ketchup off. Renee was so freaked out she started crying and she kind of curled up into the fetal position.

To be fair, it's not too hard to freak her out though. Christina felt kind of bad, but she laughed along with the rest of us.

 
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Old 04-02-2009, 01:07 AM   #15
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pics of your fellow coffee whores plz

 
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Old 04-02-2009, 01:08 AM   #16
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naahhh that's not cool. I'd post pictures of my friends, but not of my employees.

 
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:27 AM   #17
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I TOLD MY MUM GOOGLE WAS YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Old 04-02-2009, 12:22 PM   #18
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in before barden posts his story:

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