Skits on hip-hop albums are the worst

FlamingGlobes · 10-27-2016, 05:18 PM

Went through my library and deleted every skit ever from every single hip-hop album I have on my computer/iPod. I can feel my blood pressure going down already.

buzzard · 10-27-2016, 07:12 PM

I don't know if they could be any worse than Lick Doo from Kyuss' Welcome to Sky Valley, though I'm not necessarily a full hundo on what you're talking about.

The best "skit," if one could really call it that, would have to be Old Man Gloom's cover of Mr. Big's To Be With You on Christmas Eve I and II + 6.

[It begins at 17:48.]

buzzard · 10-27-2016, 07:15 PM

Vague recollections of a Coolio release from the nineties are now seeping back, where the lead-in featured a panel of individuals paying him compliments ahead of the first actual song.

crabshack · 10-27-2016, 09:07 PM

Look at you, sizzle-chest.

FlamingGlobes · 10-27-2016, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard

Vague recollections of a Coolio release from the nineties are now seeping back, where the lead-in featured a panel of individuals paying him compliments ahead of the first actual song.

I think I had the album you're talking about on cassette. Repressed memories. Coming back.

run2pee · 10-28-2016, 02:56 PM

Ooooooooo u no that u can and will lick my bigfatdoo

run2pee · 10-28-2016, 02:58 PM

Agreed agreed agreed tho, F'lobes, with 1 exception: 36 chambers. Those skits are essential to the atmosphere, I think

...well except the one where the sympathetic interview man just lets em rant how good they is "can I say this 1?? CAN I SAY THIS 1????

run2pee · 10-28-2016, 03:35 PM

Also just membered that I like the skits on this onehttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...a-Disaster.jpg
Especially when they beat up the dude in the club (running his paper and jewels, no less) and also when they get in the cab with a blunt lit

Man i'mma need to listen to some busta 2nite

FlamingGlobes · 10-28-2016, 05:36 PM

36 Chambers was great from front to back, but I'm mostly thinking about the shit that wasn't even funny the first time around. Like Dr. Dre, Eminem, late-period Outkast...

toase · 11-01-2016, 12:11 AM

why is busta rhymes everywhere?

FlamingGlobes · 11-01-2016, 07:20 PM

I guess you could see he's

FlamingGlobes · 11-01-2016, 07:20 PM

Busting at the seams

Mals Marola · 11-02-2016, 12:52 PM

i loved the eminem skits
up until like encore obv, but by that point i didn't like most of the eminem songs either

does this even really happen anymore?

FlamingGlobes · 11-02-2016, 06:46 PM

You did? Most of them are just "Yo Em, I don't like your new record blah blah blah" then lead into the next track. Or "This is Ken Kaniff, I like to suck dick etc." If anything, I think his are the worst.

OK, not as bad as the skits on Speakerboxxx/The Love Below.

Mals Marola · 11-02-2016, 11:19 PM

well i was like 9 years old or something the first time i heard those first albums so that probably added to my amusement but still, i don't remember them as being bad

Shadaloo · 11-03-2016, 10:52 AM

The 20$ Sack Pyramid on Dre's The Chronic was pretty funny.

FlamingGlobes · 11-03-2016, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadaloo

The 20$ Sack Pyramid on Dre's The Chronic was pretty funny.

Yeah, the first time. That's a big part of the problem with skits. Even if they're funny, they wear out their welcome quickly.

FlamingGlobes · 11-03-2016, 03:31 PM

Realizing now that I haven't heard The Chronic since the '90s. I need to revisit that one.

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10-27-2016, 05:18 PM	#1
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Skits on hip-hop albums are the worst Went through my library and deleted every skit ever from every single hip-hop album I have on my computer/iPod. I can feel my blood pressure going down already.

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10-27-2016, 07:12 PM	#2
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	I don't know if they could be any worse than Lick Doo from Kyuss' Welcome to Sky Valley, though I'm not necessarily a full hundo on what you're talking about. The best "skit," if one could really call it that, would have to be Old Man Gloom's cover of Mr. Big's To Be With You on Christmas Eve I and II + 6. [It begins at 17:48.]

10-27-2016, 07:15 PM	#3
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	Vague recollections of a Coolio release from the nineties are now seeping back, where the lead-in featured a panel of individuals paying him compliments ahead of the first actual song.

10-27-2016, 09:07 PM	#4
crabshack Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,173	Look at you, sizzle-chest.

10-28-2016, 02:56 PM	#6
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,753	Ooooooooo u no that u can and will lick my bigfatdoo

10-28-2016, 02:58 PM	#7
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,753	Agreed agreed agreed tho, F'lobes, with 1 exception: 36 chambers. Those skits are essential to the atmosphere, I think ...well except the one where the sympathetic interview man just lets em rant how good they is "can I say this 1?? CAN I SAY THIS 1????

10-28-2016, 03:35 PM	#8
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,753	Also just membered that I like the skits on this onehttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...a-Disaster.jpg Especially when they beat up the dude in the club (running his paper and jewels, no less) and also when they get in the cab with a blunt lit Man i'mma need to listen to some busta 2nite

10-28-2016, 05:36 PM	#9
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	36 Chambers was great from front to back, but I'm mostly thinking about the shit that wasn't even funny the first time around. Like Dr. Dre, Eminem, late-period Outkast...

11-01-2016, 12:11 AM	#10
toase Apocalyptic Poster Location: AA meetings Posts: 4,026	why is busta rhymes everywhere?

11-01-2016, 07:20 PM	#11
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	I guess you could see he's

11-02-2016, 12:52 PM	#13
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	i loved the eminem skits up until like encore obv, but by that point i didn't like most of the eminem songs either does this even really happen anymore?

11-02-2016, 06:46 PM	#14
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	You did? Most of them are just "Yo Em, I don't like your new record blah blah blah" then lead into the next track. Or "This is Ken Kaniff, I like to suck dick etc." If anything, I think his are the worst. OK, not as bad as the skits on Speakerboxxx/The Love Below.

11-02-2016, 11:19 PM	#15
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	well i was like 9 years old or something the first time i heard those first albums so that probably added to my amusement but still, i don't remember them as being bad

11-03-2016, 10:52 AM	#16
Shadaloo Apocalyptic Poster Location: up on the cross you go little fella Posts: 2,676	The 20$ Sack Pyramid on Dre's The Chronic was pretty funny.

11-03-2016, 03:31 PM	#18
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Realizing now that I haven't heard The Chronic since the '90s. I need to revisit that one.