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01-14-2012, 01:35 AM | #61 |
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Sounds to me like Double G Potter was going downstairs and doing whip-its.
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01-14-2012, 01:46 AM | #62 |
Virgo
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i'm uncomfortable with issues about identity
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01-14-2012, 07:15 AM | #63 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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i am not as cocksure as one might think
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01-14-2012, 10:39 AM | #64 |
Braindead
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01-14-2012, 11:14 AM | #65 |
Demi-God
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i remember when i had my first beer
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01-14-2012, 12:47 PM | #66 |
Ownz
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When I was younger, I watched "The Amityville Horror" behind my moms back (shes still pissed at me to this day...). I slept like a baby that night, but I was terrified of my basement for 3 days...
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01-14-2012, 01:35 PM | #67 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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she's seriously still pissed at you for watching a fucking movie behind her back? you must be like the perfect child and never get in trouble if this is what she holds on to
that or she holds on to everything |
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01-14-2012, 02:55 PM | #68 |
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i lost my virginity at twenty-three.
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01-14-2012, 03:57 PM | #69 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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That's common board knowledge, Evan!
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01-14-2012, 06:58 PM | #70 | |
Ownz
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Quote:
I haven't been "grounded" in three years. I just really am not the biggest trouble maker |
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01-14-2012, 07:21 PM | #71 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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01-14-2012, 07:22 PM | #72 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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i got you beat and that's all that counts
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01-14-2012, 07:54 PM | #73 | |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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what grade are you in? i'm trying to gauge how much irresponsibility you have left in you |
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01-14-2012, 08:03 PM | #74 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
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First kiss at 18
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01-14-2012, 08:07 PM | #75 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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i can't even remember mine, but i think i was about 12
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01-14-2012, 08:51 PM | #76 |
Ownz
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Junior in high school
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01-14-2012, 10:02 PM | #77 |
cunt cookies
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Oh here's a good one. I had a hand in why a netphorian had to be circumcised a week after his 17th birthday.
He may or may not have posted about it, but I didn't have an account then. |
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01-14-2012, 10:34 PM | #78 |
Netphoria's George Will
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You gave him a vicious STD, didn't you?
Hey Duke how many dick's have you sucked? |
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01-14-2012, 10:36 PM | #79 |
cunt cookies
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01-14-2012, 10:40 PM | #80 |
spanish harlem mona lisa
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01-14-2012, 10:41 PM | #81 |
Socialphobic
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that was supposed to be a secret. and that was not how that sex toy was intended to be used.
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01-14-2012, 10:41 PM | #82 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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did you bite his dick
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01-14-2012, 10:42 PM | #83 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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failing to come up with sex acts that afterward require circumcision
or was the sex unrelated |
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01-14-2012, 10:44 PM | #84 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Probably just told him phimosis ain't normal.
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01-14-2012, 11:03 PM | #85 |
cunt cookies
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He had phimosis, and I didn't know. I was fumbling around attempting to rub his dick (I had no clue what the fuck I was doing). Foreskin got stuck behind the head and one trip to the ER later he finds out the foreskins gotta go.
This did not help with the whole his mother hating me thing. I was terrified of penis for a long time after that, and uncircumcised penises still make me a little nervous. |
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01-14-2012, 11:03 PM | #86 |
cunt cookies
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01-14-2012, 11:04 PM | #87 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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CALLED IT!
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01-14-2012, 11:06 PM | #88 |
Netphoria's George Will
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01-14-2012, 11:09 PM | #89 |
cunt cookies
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People still randomly bring it up sometimes. "Hey remember when you broke Al's dick?"
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01-14-2012, 11:17 PM | #90 |
Netphoria's George Will
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Embarrassing probably, but kinda humorous I guess.
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