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04-30-2006, 02:31 PM | #1 |
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Vid of Stephen Colbert zinging bush/ administration at press conference gala
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04-30-2006, 02:38 PM | #2 |
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I'll check it out, but I definitely think this is on the wrong board.
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04-30-2006, 02:43 PM | #3 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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04-30-2006, 03:02 PM | #4 |
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I especially loved the part about it not being like re-arranging chairs on the Titanic, but rather re-arranging chairs on the Hindenburg and the end when bush just nodded at him when he walked by.
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04-30-2006, 03:17 PM | #5 |
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so painful to watch yet so funny
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04-30-2006, 03:19 PM | #6 |
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The boxing with a glacier remark was the only kind of funny part.
The rest was pretty bland -- I was waiting for a Cheney gun joke -- but it was apparently enough to make the party apparatchiks squirm. |
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04-30-2006, 03:26 PM | #7 |
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i liked where he said 'mayor welcome to the chocolate city with the marshmellow core..."
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04-30-2006, 03:32 PM | #8 |
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Hahahaha, wow.... That's good stuff.
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04-30-2006, 03:42 PM | #9 |
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ROFL, that video at the end was great...
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04-30-2006, 03:56 PM | #10 |
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In future news, Stephen Colbert is dead.
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04-30-2006, 05:35 PM | #11 | |
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It begins with: "Wow. Wow, what an honor. The White House correspondents' dinner. To actually sit here, at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush, to be this close to the man. I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You know what? I'm a pretty sound sleeper -- that may not be enough. Somebody shoot me in the face. Is he really not here tonight? Dammit. The one guy who could have helped." Pretty funny. |
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04-30-2006, 05:50 PM | #12 |
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In fact, here a video of the first half:
http://video.freevideoblog.com/video...6CBD83E27F.htm Bush looks pretty pissed on more than one occasion. |
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04-30-2006, 06:10 PM | #13 | |
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04-30-2006, 06:13 PM | #14 |
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this guy has balls
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04-30-2006, 06:28 PM | #15 |
let's see your penis!
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enjoy that metaphor, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is
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04-30-2006, 06:34 PM | #16 |
let's see your penis!
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whether you be hindu, jewish, or muslim, i don't mind. there are infinite ways to accept jesus christ as your personal savior.
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04-30-2006, 06:50 PM | #17 |
cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
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edit: nevermind.
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04-30-2006, 06:54 PM | #18 |
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wait, he only spoke for 15 minutes? there's not more?
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04-30-2006, 07:01 PM | #19 |
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I used to make my blackfaerie doll and Ken doll have sex
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04-30-2006, 07:02 PM | #20 | |
cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
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you have a blackfaerie doll?! |
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04-30-2006, 07:34 PM | #21 |
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Wait a second, beef curtains convinced me that Colbert is a Bible thumping Bush lover
WAS I MISLED?! |
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04-30-2006, 08:18 PM | #22 | |
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04-30-2006, 08:48 PM | #23 |
cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
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my hair is halfway down my back now!
and it's only two tattoos for another two weeks. PLUS, no more drugs. i've been clean for a year now.
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04-30-2006, 08:57 PM | #24 | |
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I laughed the hardest at that moment, maybe the hardest i've ever laughed in my whole life. Notice how few people were laughing at the really amazing analogies. |
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04-30-2006, 09:06 PM | #25 | |
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04-30-2006, 09:17 PM | #26 |
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I don't understand why they'd let Colbert do that.. It makes freedom of speech look like it's actually tolerated.
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04-30-2006, 09:40 PM | #27 |
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<3 Colbert. Big Cajones
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05-01-2006, 01:57 AM | #28 | |
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05-01-2006, 02:10 AM | #29 |
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I like it.
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05-01-2006, 05:05 AM | #30 |
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He was hilarious as usual. That was intense though, basically saying he didn't respect Bush right to his face. I also wonder how he was allowed to even give that presentation, my faith in free speech has increased a bit.
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