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Old 10-30-2021, 11:03 PM   #1
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Default Have you ever felt good after a handjob in the loo?

Just wanna know if that’s a thing

In this last one they asked me to describe a significant recent achievement in my personal life

I described…getting a handjob

Please form an orderly queue folks, I can’t work for all of you

If you need me, I will be in this same handjob, eating my "feelings"

 
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Old 10-31-2021, 06:27 AM   #2
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finally, someone was brave enough to say it

 
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Old 11-01-2021, 12:06 PM   #3
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only if there was a glory hole involved

 
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Old 11-01-2021, 12:21 PM   #4
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if pinetree is another boarders sock, can we call it a cum sock?

 
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Old 11-01-2021, 01:25 PM   #5
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We’re all in the same loo trying to tug the same cocks.

 
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Old 11-03-2021, 02:54 PM   #6
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i went to the loo
and duo did too,
said he'd
whip out his D,
i said "duo, yes please"
expecting a cock,
but instead all i got
was a fuck from missouri
in a gorilla suit
waving a banana toward
yo soy's wistful visage,
two mormon
play things,
frail and bedazzled,
staring back
through a dirty
pittsburgh
mirror,
ack!

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