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Old 02-05-2021, 07:11 PM   #31
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My mouth was kind of feeling weird for a few days but my mouth doesn't feel weird anymore

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Old 02-05-2021, 07:11 PM   #32
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So that's cool

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 07:13 PM   #33
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My bad, I must have missed it amongst the flurry of other posts damning carrot peeling cowards.

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 07:17 PM   #34
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That's okay I'm sorry for flying off the handle there earlier

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 07:17 PM   #35
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You ever had banana cream pie? I just did for the first time and it's real nice

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 07:18 PM   #36
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Get this though: peanut butter and banana cream pie. You want in on the ground floor of this thing? No way it doesn't take off

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 07:19 PM   #37
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Chocolate shavings too maybe?

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 07:19 PM   #38
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I AM AN ARTISTE

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 07:22 PM   #39
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GODDAMMIT KRAFT FOODS HAS FUCKED ME AGAIN

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 07:22 PM   #40
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Old 02-05-2021, 07:26 PM   #41
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I would have never thought of putting banana slices in the bottom like that

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 07:53 PM   #42
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You ever had banana cream pie? I just did for the first time and it's real nice
did you peel the bananas like a goddamn coward?

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 07:54 PM   #43
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i already know the answer. just wanna hear you say it.

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 07:59 PM   #44
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You didn't have to expose me like that after Kraft Foods made a fool of me in my own thread

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 08:00 PM   #45
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GUESS WHAT WORLD? YOU'VE GOT ME CORNERED AGAIN. I'M GONNA ROLL ANOTHER JOINT

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 08:49 PM   #46
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I ONCE MET SOMEONE WHO PEELED HER PEACHES. SHE SAID EATING PEACH SKIN WAS GROSS. I HAD TO GIVE HER A STERN REPRIMANDING FOR THAT. SHE'S DEAD NOW
marilyn manson is a known abuser

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 09:00 PM   #47
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I've come to expect this sort of behavior from your friend morespsoon but I honestly thought better of you
Lol

More spoon soon

Member readin some posts from this dick/gentlelady

Wonder where r they now

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 10:10 PM   #48
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spoon

now there's a band who haven't disappointed me in the 2010s/today

3 cheers for spoon!

and yes, more spoon soon!!!

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 10:12 PM   #49
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Yeah spoon fucken rules thanks for reminding me to listen up some more soon spoon

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 10:22 PM   #50
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Who remembers that adorable dancing robot?

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 11:12 PM   #51
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There is no better feeling, I think, than the one I get when a kindly and maternal dental hygienist leans over and whispers softly in my ear that she can tell I have good flossing habits

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 11:12 PM   #52
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ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO BE GOOD

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 11:54 PM   #53
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never heard this version of the I Am One rant before

 
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Old 02-06-2021, 02:42 AM   #54
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There is no better feeling, I think, than the one I get when a kindly and maternal dental hygienist leans over and whispers softly in my ear that she can tell I have good flossing habits
Best is when her bosoms touch yours thru shirts

It’s like Jesus and all his lesser angels get boners and sing as loud as they can into your mouth

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Old 02-06-2021, 05:01 AM   #55
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i peel carrots!

 
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Old 02-06-2021, 05:01 AM   #56
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LAMB OF GOD, WHO TAKES AWAY THE SINS OF THE WORLD, HAVE MERCY UPON THOSE WHO PEEL THEIR CARROTS
IF YOU PEEL YOUR LAMB YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH A BIT OF FLUFF?

 
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Old 02-06-2021, 10:19 AM   #57
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Best is when her bosoms touch yours thru shirts

It’s like Jesus and all his lesser angels get boners and sing as loud as they can into your mouth

Or
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This is about motherly approval and not the earthly delights of carnal sin and boob touchen you scamp you

 
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Old 02-06-2021, 10:24 AM   #58
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You know, like the kind that certain unnamed mothers, god rest their wretched and damnable souls, never would deign to give to their increasingly forlorn and affirmation starved and also unnamed babes? Do you know that kind I mean?

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Old 02-06-2021, 10:29 AM   #59
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What I'm saying is that I think you need 2 get real & get rite w/the Lord

 
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Old 02-06-2021, 10:32 AM   #60
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THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO COOL AS ICE CREAMS I WEEP FOR YOUR SHORN VEGETABLES

 
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