IF YOU PEEL YOUR CARROTS YOU'RE A GODDAMN COWARD

[Alice]

My mouth was kind of feeling weird for a few days but my mouth doesn't feel weird anymore

[Alice]

So that's cool

[Shallowed]

My bad, I must have missed it amongst the flurry of other posts damning carrot peeling cowards.

[Alice]

That's okay I'm sorry for flying off the handle there earlier

[Alice]

You ever had banana cream pie? I just did for the first time and it's real nice

[Alice]

Get this though: peanut butter and banana cream pie. You want in on the ground floor of this thing? No way it doesn't take off

[Alice]

Chocolate shavings too maybe?

[Alice]

I AM AN ARTISTE

[Alice]

GODDAMMIT KRAFT FOODS HAS FUCKED ME AGAIN

[Alice]

[Alice]

I would have never thought of putting banana slices in the bottom like that

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by Alice

You ever had banana cream pie? I just did for the first time and it's real nice

did you peel the bananas like a goddamn coward?

[cork_soaker]

i already know the answer. just wanna hear you say it.

[Alice]

You didn't have to expose me like that after Kraft Foods made a fool of me in my own thread

[Alice]

GUESS WHAT WORLD? YOU'VE GOT ME CORNERED AGAIN. I'M GONNA ROLL ANOTHER JOINT

[slunken]

Originally Posted by Alice

I ONCE MET SOMEONE WHO PEELED HER PEACHES. SHE SAID EATING PEACH SKIN WAS GROSS. I HAD TO GIVE HER A STERN REPRIMANDING FOR THAT. SHE'S DEAD NOW

marilyn manson is a known abuser

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by Alice

I've come to expect this sort of behavior from your friend morespsoon but I honestly thought better of you

Lol

More spoon soon

Member readin some posts from this dick/gentlelady

Wonder where r they now

[Joey Goldberg]

spoon

now there's a band who haven't disappointed me in the 2010s/today

3 cheers for spoon!

and yes, more spoon soon!!!

[Run To Me]

Yeah spoon fucken rules thanks for reminding me to listen up some more soon spoon

[Alice]

Who remembers that adorable dancing robot?

[Alice]

Originally Posted by slunken

marilyn manson is a known abuser

There is no better feeling, I think, than the one I get when a kindly and maternal dental hygienist leans over and whispers softly in my ear that she can tell I have good flossing habits

[Alice]

ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO BE GOOD

[Joey Goldberg]

never heard this version of the I Am One rant before

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by Alice

There is no better feeling, I think, than the one I get when a kindly and maternal dental hygienist leans over and whispers softly in my ear that she can tell I have good flossing habits

Best is when her bosoms touch yours thru shirts

It’s like Jesus and all his lesser angels get boners and sing as loud as they can into your mouth

Or
Something

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i peel carrots!

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by Alice

LAMB OF GOD, WHO TAKES AWAY THE SINS OF THE WORLD, HAVE MERCY UPON THOSE WHO PEEL THEIR CARROTS

IF YOU PEEL YOUR LAMB YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH A BIT OF FLUFF?

[Alice]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

Best is when her bosoms touch yours thru shirts

It’s like Jesus and all his lesser angels get boners and sing as loud as they can into your mouth

Or
Something

This is about motherly approval and not the earthly delights of carnal sin and boob touchen you scamp you

[Alice]

You know, like the kind that certain unnamed mothers, god rest their wretched and damnable souls, never would deign to give to their increasingly forlorn and affirmation starved and also unnamed babes? Do you know that kind I mean?

[Alice]

What I'm saying is that I think you need 2 get real & get rite w/the Lord

[Alice]

THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO COOL AS ICE CREAMS I WEEP FOR YOUR SHORN VEGETABLES