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Old 07-23-2017, 12:01 AM   #1
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Default Peter McCalister neglecting his children and leaving them home alone IN HELL

i wonder if McCauly let out an audible bellow

john heard is dead

https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/...-at-72-w493618

 
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Old 07-23-2017, 12:04 AM   #2
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Old 07-23-2017, 01:04 AM   #3
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Probably the closest thing to a father Mac ever had emirate

So, I just went looking for a Macauly photo and found this

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-e-cQW09Ijn...1600/Mac+8.jpg

which I have to say, I had never seen before

 
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Old 07-23-2017, 01:04 AM   #4
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ok also I'm embarrassed to say that I laughed all the way through that clip

 
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Old 07-23-2017, 01:35 AM   #5
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:36 AM   #6
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ok also I'm embarrassed to say that I laughed all the way through that clip
family guy justly got a bad rap, but they definitely do have their good bits

 
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:39 AM   #7
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ah, disappointed to see "look what you did, you little jerk" wasn't actually delivered by the dad


 
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Old 07-23-2017, 04:16 AM   #8
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Maladjusted little jerk

Didn't deserve Dad, the consummate family man, RIP

 
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Old 07-23-2017, 11:25 PM   #9
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pETER mCcALISTER deserves no less than Chester Bennington, for god's sake.

he was a person too.

i expect this thread to make it to 7 pages as well.

get crackin'

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 12:41 AM   #10
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Yep, he sure was a person

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 06:05 AM   #11
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Did he kill himself?! Cause that would be fertile ground for comedy.

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 06:07 AM   #12
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let's say he did.

show me what you got

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 06:19 AM   #13
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I guess his family should not have left him.....










wait for it




































home alone

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 06:35 AM   #14
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dammit, I reply in the other thread with a wait for it

and then come in here and see yours, and now it looks like i just copy and pasted mine from here

currently giving you the stinkeye, labelle

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 07:18 AM   #15
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Oh that's a stinkeye?!
And here I thought it was flirtatious in nature.

#cantwin

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:05 AM   #16
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lari your joke is far better than what i came up with

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 11:19 PM   #17
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Oh that's a stinkeye?!
And here I thought it was flirtatious in nature.

#cantwin
my flirty eye and my stink eye are pretty much the same thing, mostly because my face has gained so much weight that my eyes are squashed into just the one expression

 
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Old 07-25-2017, 07:23 AM   #18
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my flirty eye and my stink eye are pretty much the same thing, mostly because my face has gained so much weight that my eyes are squashed into just the one expression
haha-aw

 
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Old 07-25-2017, 05:31 PM   #19
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Other than Barbara Eden, Macaulay Culkin remains the only celebrity to whom I've sent fanmail

I was 11 or 12, watching a lot of nick at nite, and a big goon for anything home alone, and I found at the library a big book of addresses belonging to famous ppl

Neither replied

 
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Old 07-25-2017, 05:36 PM   #20
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Dear Macaulay:

I heard you eat your pizza backwards because your favorite part is the crust. I tried it last night when my grandma made pizza. I didn't like it, but that's probably because grandma's pizza isn't so great, haha! So, do you like being an actor? What movies do you plan next? I plan to be a cartoonist, paleontologist, or probably just an actor, too. I heard you like video games too! What's your favorite? I beat Mario 3 but still can't beat Mario 1. Ok I have to go now grandma says it's time for my bath. Write back, okay??

Love,
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Old 07-25-2017, 06:45 PM   #21
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And now he smokes crack while you smoke weed.

As DC Talk question, "what have we become?"

 
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Old 07-25-2017, 07:40 PM   #22
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I found at the library a big book of addresses belonging to famous ppl
That's a weird thing to have at the library.

Was it right next to the Monica Seles match schedule and courtside tickets directory?

 
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Old 07-26-2017, 08:43 AM   #23
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lari your joke is far better than what i came up with
I'm still waiting to hear your joke!

 
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