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Old 06-25-2016, 04:40 PM   #1
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Default Brisket mean anything to you?

I expected to see a post, but maybe it's hidden somewhere...

 
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Old 06-25-2016, 04:56 PM   #2
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let's get a Jewish roll call

 
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Old 06-25-2016, 04:57 PM   #3
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Old 06-25-2016, 05:05 PM   #4
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i know it's blasphemous, but i'm not really into brisket

 
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Old 06-25-2016, 05:07 PM   #5
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Most is terrible, but when I visited Austin I was made a believer in the white whale of tasty and tender brisket

 
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Old 06-25-2016, 05:10 PM   #6
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Brisket is just an umbrella term. There are so many different styles of brisket, surely there is something out there for everyone.

 
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Old 06-25-2016, 05:36 PM   #7
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I smoked a brisket today and had it tonight.
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S Drive to Lockhart and get brisket at Smitty's and ribs at Kruez.
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Staying home, have been smoking brisket all day that's about ready.

So excited.
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For brisket to become great, it has to cook slowly over low (indirect is the only way IMO) heat. Four hours would require an oven of 350 I'd bet and the meat would never get close to its tender greatness.
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Lean brisket and burnt ends we're so fucking great. Sausage was great as well.
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Cooking a brisket in four hours is a seriously fucked up transgression against the greatest form of beef ever.
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Go to a butcher
Buy a brisket
Get some mesquite wood
Put wood in your Big Green Egg or smoker of choice
Smoke for many hours
Remove brisket
Eat with your bare hands
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Trust me on this one, Jennifer. Even though we don't see eye-to-eye, I will never steer you wrong on meat. Brisket is my favorite meal. The thing with this recipe is, though, you must make the sauce.

- Take brisket and trim fat (if there's a lot)
- Put brisket in a turkey-sized cooking bag
- Sprinkle with celery salt (rub in if wanted), but not enough to fully cover.
- Sprinkle with soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce and liquid smoke.
- Flip and repeat
- Turn brisket on the fatty side and marinate overnight. Cook at 250 about 6 hours (this is for a 3-4 lb. brisket, so adjust accordingly)
- Slice brisket across grain, pour sauce* over meat, and put back in oven about 15 minutes.
- Eat your fucking heart out.

To make the sauce, combine the following shit and boil for 15 minutes.

1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup vinegar
1 cup ketchup
1 tsp mustard
2 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
1 tbsp minced onion
2 tbsp soy sauce
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Burnt-end brisket

Gun to head: burnt-end brisket
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Old 06-25-2016, 05:39 PM   #8
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Haha

 
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Old 06-25-2016, 05:52 PM   #9
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lol what the fuck sppunk. your rich ass oil baron dad and your $40 undershirts can't save you from eating peasant food?

 
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Old 06-25-2016, 06:42 PM   #10
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Here for roll call, mmmmm brisket good

 
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Old 06-25-2016, 08:00 PM   #11
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brisket is a cut of beef

it's what you do with it that matters

 
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Old 06-25-2016, 08:43 PM   #12
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brisket is a cut of beef
this is a post worthy of rider

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Old 06-25-2016, 08:51 PM   #13
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shut the fuck up scotty

(tiredly) just shut the fuck up

 
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Old 06-26-2016, 10:02 AM   #14
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Beef curtains, brisket umbrellas, what's next??

 
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Old 06-26-2016, 01:01 PM   #15
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but do her pubes match her brisket umbrellas?

 
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Old 06-26-2016, 01:40 PM   #16
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lol what the fuck sppunk.
reminds me of @coffee_dad

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Old 06-26-2016, 01:44 PM   #17
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netphoria discusses brisket over the years

11-06-2007, 11:25 PM
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gosh brisket sounds so good right now!
02-03-2011, 10:49 PM
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her vagina reminded you of the brisket huh
02-03-2011, 10:00 PM
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during sex once i wondered if i had enough wood chips to smoke the brisket i had bought earlier.
11-18-2011, 06:15 PM
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even the lean brisket was dried out, such a bummer
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i haven't had a drop of alcohol in exactly 4 weeks. 4 weeks ago i was puking BBQ beef brisket over my apartment balcony after drinking 6 beers and a full bottle of Cuervo Gold but I didn't quit because of that. I just wanted to lose weight and my weekend binges over the past four years certainly weren't helping the cause.
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BRISKET YAAAAAAAA!
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dark chicken
brisket
pork butt
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You guys are still right, brisket is king here. I think barbecue is measured by the brisket, at least for white folks.
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How to do prepare your tortillas?

My beef brisket can kick any of your asses.

 
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Old 06-26-2016, 01:45 PM   #18
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damn i missed that last sppunk one!
so good

 
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Old 06-26-2016, 03:27 PM   #19
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Brisket means everything to me

 
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Old 06-26-2016, 03:30 PM   #20
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Old 06-27-2016, 11:36 AM   #21
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give me the brown caramelized bits, please. now.

 
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Old 06-27-2016, 11:42 AM   #22
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baskets mean anything to you?

 
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Old 06-27-2016, 12:20 PM   #23
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baskets mean everything to me.

 
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Old 06-27-2016, 12:39 PM   #24
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i certainly hear what you're saying

 
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Old 06-28-2016, 11:37 AM   #25
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thanks for this thread.
'brisket' was seriously missing from my cultural knowledge.

 
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