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Old 08-09-2017, 09:28 AM   #1
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Much looking forward to completely dominating all of you for another year.

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Old 08-09-2017, 04:49 PM   #2
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we're up to 6 who have re-signed up. offhand, do you remember last year who flaked out? don't want no deadbeats if we can help it.

 
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Old 08-09-2017, 11:55 PM   #3
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If you guys want some free money
Bet: Jacksonville +3.5 tomorrow.

Pre-season football is a total rigged cash-cow.

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 05:30 PM   #4
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we're up to 6 who have re-signed up. offhand, do you remember last year who flaked out? don't want no deadbeats if we can help it.
I bet if you look at the game results and find the people who started like 3 people on bye weeks you could probably go from there? No idea who those people were though. PLUS I AIN'T NO SNITCH.

Plus free wins.

But seriously I don't remember who they were. I'm pretty sure Brendan and Byron were active. And whoever had the Dragonite avatar.

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 05:35 PM   #5
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If you guys want some free money
Bet: Jacksonville +3.5 tomorrow.

Pre-season football is a total rigged cash-cow.

Lord. Half of every team isn't even playing in those games. I'm pretty sure the coaches would prefer to lose those games because it means they got more info on UFAs or their 6th round linebackers.

 
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I bet if you look at the game results and find the people who started like 3 people on bye weeks you could probably go from there?
yes, the hope was to not have to do that because that takes effort.

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 10:41 PM   #7
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Lord. Half of every team isn't even playing in those games. I'm pretty sure the coaches would prefer to lose those games because it means they got more info on UFAs or their 6th round linebackers.
Exactly. Which means these games are even better to look at the Las Vegas lines and the sites that document the numbers bet to indicate what the result will be.

I'm 4-0 pre-season so far. And I did a TOTO lottery ticket (where I won 2200$ and was one off from winning 50K last year on a 30$ ticket) and I'm so far 5/5.

Pre-season footballs the shit!

 
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If you guys want some free money
Bet: Jacksonville +3.5 tomorrow.

Pre-season football is a total rigged cash-cow.
Hope some of you guys took advantage of the free money I offered here...

Not only did Jacksonville cover, they smashed the Patriots by 7 points.

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:34 AM   #9
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@Eulogy Trubisky looked pretty legit. Some decent throws, especially on the run. That cat can ball.

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 06:32 PM   #10
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People who flake on fantasy football leagues should be beaten publicly. If your team sucks horse cock and you don't want to put hours into it, it's pathetic but understandable. But, to not even field a squad of active players is a blatant disregard for the other players in the league. I mean fuck- takes like 5 minutes tops.

 
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That's right flakers I'm calling you out.

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 06:37 PM   #12
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In other news I had to consult my physician as I experienced an erection that lasted well over four hours after watching the first episode of Hard Knocks.

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 06:54 PM   #13
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I watched one bears game last year.

I think I'm just kinda over the NFL.

College football
NHL
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College basketball
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NFL/NBA
MLB

What I'm saying is I will not be joining this

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 06:54 PM   #14
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Trubisky is kinda hot though so that's good

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 06:55 PM   #15
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Wait college basketball is mostly trash but I think ND is on a good trajectory so that colors my opinion

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 06:57 PM   #16
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I need to watch last chance U

So much tv

 
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Old 08-12-2017, 02:12 PM   #17
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One of my buddies usually drags me into watching an episode or two of Hard Knocks before every season, then I get completely hooked and invested in a shitty team.

How can you watch college football players grow and flourish and then abandon them when they go pro?!

 
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It will be interesting to see on this week's episode if the Bucs left Aguayo on the tarmac or waited until they got back to Tampa to tell him to GTFO.

 
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Old 08-14-2017, 09:53 AM   #19
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One of my buddies usually drags me into watching an episode or two of Hard Knocks before every season, then I get completely hooked and invested in a shitty team.

How can you watch college football players grow and flourish and then abandon them when they go pro?!
I try to follow the careers of guys I like a lot at least a little. Most players I like best don't generally move on to big NFL careers

 
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My invite doesn't seem to be working. Can i get a resend?

 
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Old 08-14-2017, 09:18 PM   #21
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NO. You only get one.

 
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looks like we're going to need at least one, maybe three more teams for the league if there's interest.

draft is next wednesday night at 9:15 EST.

 
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the above is still the case. shannon and dogfighter are for sure out and no response from mo, topleybird, and brendan (no surprise there).

need at least one team to get to 8. ideally we'd have 10 at a minimum, but that doesn't look like it's going to happen.

 
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Old 09-04-2017, 08:03 PM   #24
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I'll join if you guys need someone.

I'm not much of a fantasy guy, but I could probably field a competitive team.

Are you guys throwing any money in?

 
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Old 09-05-2017, 05:49 PM   #25
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no money, just a 'for fun' league that's been around for 13 years or so. if interested, and can draft tomorrow at 9:15EST on yahoo site, pm me your email so i can send an invite.

 
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Old 09-05-2017, 08:16 PM   #26
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Eulogy? Any interest?

 
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We need at least one more. C'mon you assholes.

 
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Old 09-06-2017, 10:23 AM   #28
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worse comes to worse i'll set up a dummy team and hope to recruit someone to manage.

pm me your email for an invite if interested.

 
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Old 09-06-2017, 02:40 PM   #29
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Is Tlish in this year?

 
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nope, didn't respond to invites.

reached out to a couple others, hopefully one of them says ok.

 
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