WHO BUT I HAVE DRUNK DEEP FROM THINE OWN DRUNKARDS CHALICE AND WEPT OF BATTLES PAST

[slunken]

ALAS!

[Ram27]

alas

[teh b0lly!!1]

asl?

[qwerty sp]

Shitposting

[FoolofaTook]

Who said it was wrong? Maybe it turns me on. You guys got a vid?

[slunken]

.

[FoolofaTook]

White question mark in blue square.

finally an advantage to being a weak loser!

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by slunken

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Miss this big grizzly cuntbear

[qwerty sp]

Who is it?

[vixnix]

my ex-boyfriend. He dumped me but I can't help still loving him

[qwerty sp]

Oh come off it you only liked him for his devastating good looks

He be a kiwi?

[vixnix]

Nope. He's a big ole Texan.

It might be over, but we'll always have the memory of breakfast at the TexMex buffet etched on our souls.

[cork_soaker]

i arrive early this morning to find much deleted here

[cork_soaker]

ok, have read the slack backlog and am all caught up; carry on

[cork_soaker]

anyway, looking forward to hitting up that pizza thread this pm

preparations have been made

[cork_soaker]

conditions are perfect

[Disco King]

Before reading the thread author, I thought that this was a Took thread.

His writing style is all the rage these days. Hard to get published without channelling some Took.

[FoolofaTook]

"On the Gilded Wings of Garuda came this vision unto me in the nighttime: I dreamed I saw six suns, burning orange in sable space, sailing in their stately orbits like thr golden galleons of the gods.. Then out of the Void she came, birthed from the horned brow of her Dread Sire: Azathoth, Lord of the Primal Void. Isethis Skorais, Firstborn Worm, the ancients named her. Her soul was winter, and her breath was death, and from her Sovereign Sire, Azathoth, Lord of the Primal Void, she proceeded in wrath. On the six suns of orange she flung her serpent malice, blasting their holy furnaces with her freezing breath. Their cold lifeless husks she devoured and retained and nursed withh hate and fury until their infused spheres burst from within her, slaying the Firstborn Worm and spawning the Dragon Brood of Isethis Skorais. Six were they in number, for the six suns burning orange in sable space. Veles Urulokith was the mightiest and held sway over the rest: Sevexes the Cruel, Nagendra the Evil, Apophis the Cunning, Azaleth the Malefic, and Korazonn the Accursed."

The Sinsemillan Chronicle

[vixnix]

Was it Veles Urulokith the Mighty then? I feel like even though they're boss dog they need a title like the rest. Or even, two titles because they're the boss.

Without knowing any more, Korazonn the Accursed is my favourite. I'm hoping she is a woman. I dreamed last night that I woke up and had bled all over the bed sheets. I walked out into the hallway dripping blood everywhere - I had my period even though it had only been two weeks. I hid in the bedroom while a guy came to read the electrical meter (I don't think they even do that here) and because it was in a bathroom he decided to plunge the toilet and filth sprayed up through all of the shower drains and sinks and toilets throughout the apartment.

Eventually people arrived for a party and I was still naked and dripping blood between my legs.

Behold, Korazonn the Accursed, who is caught without sanitary products with unexpected uterine bleeding.

I like things forged in and nursed by hatred and fury. You have my attention.

[FoolofaTook]

And fuck getting published. When I.complete this opus I shall offer it down as a burnt sacrifice on an altar fashioned from the tusks of slain megalothons.

[buzzard]

I hate to say it, but Korazonn sounds more like a South American nu-metal outfit.

[FoolofaTook]

Lol.

Keep it coming. My soul is calloused, bitches. And if you knew the utterer of those words, the hirsute Professor Theophilus Humberto Cox, you would understand their pompous monstrosity.

[vixnix]

I was being serious. Giving serious feedback.

I was reading last night about Gabriel Garcia Marquez and how he wrote 100 Years of Solitude by hashing out the details with a couple of other people every night, deciding between storylines and everything else.

It made me think (yet again) that handling and using feedback is essential to creating something great. So I wanted to offer genuine feedback. I'll share something I've written recently if you want so you can critique me.

Korazonn the Accursed is a great name IMO. Even if Korazonn does sound like a South American death metal band, when you add the Accursed bit on the end, it rolls off the tongue really well. IMO. The alliteration I guess.

[FoolofaTook]

Sry I take a black metal approach to literary pretension: sinsemilla and solitude.

But thanks for your support, fellow literateur.

[LaBelle]

If no one reads it have you really written it?!

[LaBelle]

It's an ox parade!

[FoolofaTook]

I am no one?

[LaBelle]

When you're the author, you reading what you wrote doesn't count.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

When you're the author, you reading what you wrote doesn't count.

this raises an interesting question. can an artist be their own audience?

[FoolofaTook]

Can a masturbater be his/her/its own luvah?

???