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Old 03-20-2017, 09:39 AM   #1
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Default Which netphorian is closest to Seattle?

Is it you, Took? Or ilp?

So it's 1:36am and I'm fighting sleep and found out that Mike Byrne gives drum lessons at his house in Seattle. For students of all levels.

I strongly feel that a Netphorian should go and learn from this master.

 
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Old 03-20-2017, 09:47 AM   #2
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Lol, my best friend lives in Seattle (and plays the drums too). It'd be amusing if she went.

 
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Old 03-20-2017, 10:26 AM   #3
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Old 03-20-2017, 10:37 AM   #4
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I would sign up for those drum lessons, if I wasn't geographically challenged.

 
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Old 03-20-2017, 12:38 PM   #5
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You're not geographically challenged, you live near Uruguay

 
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Old 03-20-2017, 01:08 PM   #6
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What? There's no way to learn the drums. You just bang on them when you want

 
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Old 03-20-2017, 01:08 PM   #7
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That's something I actually believed once

 
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Old 03-20-2017, 04:17 PM   #8
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i thought he only gave lessons through skype.

 
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Old 03-20-2017, 05:04 PM   #9
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I want to play the drums. I want to be like jimmy chamberlain from the smashing pumpkins

 
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Old 03-20-2017, 06:44 PM   #10
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I'm only 1,200 km away. That's less than three days on bicycle.

 
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Old 03-20-2017, 06:46 PM   #11
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You must have a very fast bycicle!


 
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Old 03-20-2017, 06:54 PM   #12
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there's no way you can go 600 kph on a bike you fucking liar

 
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Old 03-20-2017, 06:58 PM   #13
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That's DK for you, living fast and dangerous.

 
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Old 03-20-2017, 08:24 PM   #14
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Ilp is closer. She is just across the cascades from seattle. i am further off in the walla wallaean vale, nestled twixt the three folded bossoms of the Blue Mountains to the South, the Palouse Hills to the east, and the Horse-head Hills to the west. I am at the very end of the vast and might Columbia River Gorge, maybe 500 km from Seattle.

I hope that answered your question. Oh and fuck Mike Byrne AND his mom.

 
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Old 03-21-2017, 08:42 AM   #15
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Does he live with his mom?

 
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Old 03-21-2017, 10:11 AM   #16
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Old 03-21-2017, 10:16 AM   #17
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What? There's no way to learn the drums. You just bang on them when you want
Auditioned at least a dozen self-proclaimed Drummers who actually believe in this statement to this day

 
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Old 03-21-2017, 10:18 AM   #18
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One of whom kept a secret fog machine under his drumset he didn't tell us about

Halfway through the audition, in his garbagy garage, I lost sight of the bassist through the clouds of thick smoke. Thought we were going to die in a fire, that day

 
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Old 03-21-2017, 11:25 AM   #19
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seattle: where moose go to die

 
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Old 03-21-2017, 12:31 PM   #20
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One of whom kept a secret fog machine under his drumset he didn't tell us about

Halfway through the audition, in his garbagy garage, I lost sight of the bassist through the clouds of thick smoke. Thought we were going to die in a fire, that day

 
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Old 03-21-2017, 04:32 PM   #21
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Gotta admire the guy's commitment to rock n' roll.

 
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Old 03-21-2017, 04:41 PM   #22
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man, I'm actually going out to Seattle in a bout a month. I should totally do this haha

 
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Old 03-21-2017, 05:03 PM   #23
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Seattle is awesome.

Mike Bearcubin Mike not so much.


In other news I thought of some band names but am too lazy to look up the appropriate thread. So here they are:

drugs >>> god

and

drugs vs. god

and the best one

FEY AS FUCK


pretty cool huh. uts great just being me sometimes, usually, no actuallly always.

 
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Old 03-21-2017, 05:15 PM   #24
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Fuzzy I will go halves with you on the drum lesson if you go, provided you vlog it for all of us

Just something to think about

 
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Old 03-21-2017, 05:19 PM   #25
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You're not geographically challenged, you live near Uruguay
Best way to escape cardboard meat nowadays.

 
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Old 03-21-2017, 08:44 PM   #26
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Once you've mastered the one-armed pour, you could just move there forever and live on chivitos.

 
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Old 03-22-2017, 07:03 AM   #27
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Damn, yes, chivitos are incredible

 
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Old 03-22-2017, 07:06 AM   #28
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Wat r chivitos.

Also I still think drugs > god is a great name for a dronedoom band.

 
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Old 03-22-2017, 07:08 AM   #29
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there's no way you can go 600 kph on a bike you fucking liar
Hours.

Days.

Are different. Units of measurement. Of time. You imbecile swine.

 
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Old 03-22-2017, 07:10 AM   #30
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God I wish Dade had stayed. Poots and Weasel just don't quite match up. I feel like a Mantichore amongst Dufflepuds.

 
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