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Old 05-31-2016, 10:51 PM   #91
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i would like to clarify that my above post does not endorse violence against the fairer sex

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 10:55 PM   #92
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lol the other night when I was in the middle of it with Pizza Girl, she moaned, "HARDER!" and then got this awkward look on her face and said really dead pan, "I mean, if you are able."

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 10:58 PM   #93
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Doesn't sound like a particularly positive review, to be honest.

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 11:28 PM   #94
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she hot?

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 11:39 PM   #95
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to be blunt she is closer to my own level of attractiveness so I am less intimidated. and no mutual friends in real life so if I fuck up it just doesn't matter.
I'm guessing that's a "not especially."

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 11:43 PM   #96
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wow buzzard is on fire, someone towel this guy off

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 02:02 AM   #97
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Well from what I've seen here in recent days, I think you're doing well given that she appears to have a heartbeat and human skin.

And you're looking at her face during the deed so bonus points for that. She can't be too bad looking...

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 07:26 AM   #98
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Wasn't it you that posted the creepy fuck unit with fin-like leg stumps, though?

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 07:31 AM   #99
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Oi u talkin bout me behind me back u chavvy git?

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 08:01 AM   #100
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Bloody gobshite, like.

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 08:24 AM   #101
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my brakes almost failed yesterday. all the way to the floor but caught at the last minute. i took it in and they fixed it. it was under warranty thankfully. dude said my radiator fan is about to bite the dust but i'm not sure if he's playing me... anyway I go back in a few weeks for oil change and tire rotation so I have some time to decide... $450ish for the radiator, I'm not made of money

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 09:44 AM   #102
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Damn, that sounds scary.
Cars are evil.

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 09:53 AM   #103
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my brakes almost failed yesterday. all the way to the floor but caught at the last minute. i took it in and they fixed it. it was under warranty thankfully. dude said my radiator fan is about to bite the dust but i'm not sure if he's playing me... anyway I go back in a few weeks for oil change and tire rotation so I have some time to decide... $450ish for the radiator, I'm not made of money
How does the mechanic know the radiator or radiator fan is about to go? What signs of wear is he or she noticing?

Also a new radiator is like $65.00 and takes all of half an hour to install.

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 12:30 PM   #104
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my brakes almost failed yesterday. all the way to the floor but caught at the last minute. i took it in and they fixed it. it was under warranty thankfully. dude said my radiator fan is about to bite the dust but i'm not sure if he's playing me... anyway I go back in a few weeks for oil change and tire rotation so I have some time to decide... $450ish for the radiator, I'm not made of money
Do you know anyone who knows cars? IME mechanics will near-ubiquitously try to get you to pay for things you don't need and prey on the average consumer's ignorance of how automocars work. This goes double if you brought it to a dealership.

I mean I also have no idea how they work, but I have a car-smart dad thankfully

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 07:03 PM   #105
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How does the mechanic know the radiator or radiator fan is about to go? What signs of wear is he or she noticing?

Also a new radiator is like $65.00 and takes all of half an hour to install.
I wasn't really listening to him. Something about rust and it making a noise as it turns.

I feel uneasy installing car parts. But I should be able to diagnose it at least and see if he's lying to me, right? I'mma look at youtube...

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 07:07 PM   #106
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Do you know anyone who knows cars? IME mechanics will near-ubiquitously try to get you to pay for things you don't need and prey on the average consumer's ignorance of how automocars work. This goes double if you brought it to a dealership.

I mean I also have no idea how they work, but I have a car-smart dad thankfully
Not a dealership, but Tire Kingdom and I don't know how much better they are.

I just spent a ton of money on tires and brakes and some fluid changes so I'm kinda wary that they might be fucking with me

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 07:18 PM   #107
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I think I'm going to hire a mobile mechanic with good reviews to inspect the car. For $70 I should get a real inspection. And if I decide to do it it's like $150 cheaper plus they put the $70 towards the repair. I guess I could get fucked this way too, but yourmechanic.com mechanics rely on reviews so they prob have incentive to tell the truth.

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 07:25 PM   #108
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what do you guys think?

For $122 they will do a million point diagnostic test plus diagnose my A/C problems. If I get whatever needs fixing from them I get that money credited towards the payment.

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 07:59 PM   #109
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i say take it apart

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 08:32 PM   #110
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kick the tires a few times while walking around the vehicle just to be sure

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 09:03 PM   #111
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it's the alternator is what it is

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 09:06 PM   #112
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my guess would be a fan belt, which is pennies to replace

 
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Old 06-02-2016, 01:48 AM   #113
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have you tried hitting it with a hammer?

 
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Old 06-02-2016, 01:52 AM   #114
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http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=70
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I have a 1998 nissan that rear ended someone last week. There is some minor damage that need fixed...but I cant afford to go to a body shop..anyone who is willing to help for less would be doing me a HUGE favor. thanks!
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Hey, how's it going.

I'm a mechanic looking to do some work on the side, and I can probably help you out with your car. How bad is the damage to the car?

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Hi Mike. The damage isnt bad...my hood is bent and i think the headlight cracked...but I took it for an estimate and they told me i was looking at at least a couple thousand for repairs. im not sure if they are trying to rip me off so take a look if you want. sorry...this is the best picture i could get with my phone

thanks!

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Ouch...that doesn't look good, Kristen. From glancing at the picture, it is obvious you are going to need a new hood, fender, and headlight. It looks like your headlight is indeed cracked, and it looks like you probably severed the headlight fluid line as well. From the way the hood is bent, it looks like your transmission has been dislodged and will probably have to be replaced. Judging by the headlight damage, I may have to replace your headlight fluid pump as well, and I need to take out the motor to get to that. It is going to be a lot of work.

How much were you looking to spend to get this fixed?

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wow i didnt think it was that bad...do you think you can fix it? i cant afford to spend alot of money on this.

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I can absolutely fix it. I can probably steal the parts you'll need from a junkyard, but you will have to post my bail if I get caught again. Last time, bail was about $400 and I had to pay another $500 fine after court. As for the labor, it is going to cost you about $1500. Replacing the headlight fluid pump is very difficult, and will probably take a lot of time to do. So you are looking at anywhere from $1500 to $2400.

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ok thanks anyway. that is too much for me...ill just deal with it for now i guess

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Kristen, I strongly advise you to get this fixed immediately. You will not pass inspection without a headlight fluid pump, and it is very dangerous to be driving without one. It is very likely that your car could catch fire and explode while you are driving.

Look, I understand you are on a budget and I'd be willing to knock a couple hundred bucks off of the cost of labor if I can have your car's CD player. You won't get a better deal anywhere else.

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what?! the other guy didnt say anything like that. im going to get a few more opinions first, ill let you know. thanks

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Don't take too long - your car is in immediate danger.

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I just called the auto center and they said there is no such thing as a headlight fluid pump...or headlight fluid...they were laughing...what is your problem douche bag?

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Whoever you talked to there obviously has no idea what they are talking about. Look, you can see it in the picture, you are clearly leaking headlight fluid. I pointed it out in the attachment, it is what the red arrow is pointing to. You can see it leaking from the headlight.

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Ok ass hole...thanks for wasting my time

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Sorry for trying to save your life. You'll be sorry when that fluid ignites and makes your transmission explode while you are driving.

 
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Old 06-02-2016, 09:36 AM   #115
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I was remarking to my husband that Marilyn Monroe died at 36, which was so young.

He said.... "Too old for Billy".

 
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Old 06-02-2016, 10:13 AM   #116
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Everyone should ride bicycles and forget about cars.

 
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Old 06-02-2016, 12:22 PM   #117
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A bad radiator is one that's leaking or clogged, which is causing overheating problems. If it's rusty, you don't need a new radiator. Engine bays accumulate some rust spots over time. Nothing to be alarmed about. If your radiator fan is making noise, unless the blade is hitting something in the engine bay, you're most likely fine. Cars make noise. If it's driven by a belt, could need a new belt. Quick and easy job, inexpensive. If your fan is driven by a clutch on the front of the engine, it's harder and more expensive but most cars don't use those now.

99% of the time it's an electric fan. If it's an electric fan that's bad, then it won't be working at all and they cost like $16-$50 bucks and are extremely easy to replace - 4 screws and a wire connector.

 
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Old 06-02-2016, 02:55 PM   #118
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Can't believe they shot poor Harambe just b/c dumbass kid fell in his cage

Can't believe there's a new avalanches 16 yrs in the making

Can't believe nobody on netpho's even mentioned these 2 events yet

 
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Old 06-02-2016, 04:16 PM   #119
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Can't believe Taylor Swift is no longer dating mr. DJ whatshisface and nobody on netphoria mentioned it.

Actually that's for the best, it would probably just invite 'ironic' sexist remarks from a bunch of dudes.

 
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Old 06-02-2016, 04:18 PM   #120
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she was too good for him anyway

 
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