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Old 03-26-2017, 09:29 PM   #2401
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Kong: Skull Island - 8/10
Swiss Army Man (aka Netphoria: The Movie) - 9/10
Get Out - 8/10

 
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Old 03-26-2017, 09:34 PM   #2402
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Pervert Park - 9/10

 
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Old 03-26-2017, 10:40 PM   #2403
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Kong: Skull Island - 8/10
Swiss Army Man (aka Netphoria: The Movie) - 9/10
Get Out - 8/10
How is Swiss army man netphoria the movie? Mike loved it because farts

 
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Old 03-26-2017, 10:45 PM   #2404
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Swiss Army Man had potential that was totally ruined by the continual pointless potty humour

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Old 03-27-2017, 05:28 AM   #2405
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kong: skull island did not click with me at all

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:10 AM   #2406
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Same here. I even liked Peter Jackson's King Kong warts and all.
This new one seemed a bit one note to me.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:29 AM   #2407
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How is Swiss army man netphoria the movie? Mike loved it because farts
Main character hates himself (Netphoria is full of depression), is isolated (Netphoria has 12 active users), talks to a dead body (insert favorite/least favorite Netphorian), pines for beautiful woman who he talks about incessantly but never actually approaches (Netphoria) until the end when she sees him for the fucked up, unapologetic mess he is (Netphoria). It makes sense to him, but everyone on the outside is baffled (Netphoria?). Also, he has a complicated relationship with his father (Netphoria).

And yeah, the farting stuff was pretty funny too.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:32 AM   #2408
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kong: skull island did not click with me at all
Man, I don't know what you wanted that you didn't get. Kong fucks shit up with other gigantic creatures. That's all I wanted and it's what I got in spades. Really well done CGI for a change, too. I mean, come on. That fucking spider? The squid scene? None of that clicked?

The human characters were admittedly less interesting, which is a crime when you have folks like Sam Jackson and John Goodman on board. But Godzilla '14 suffered the same fate. John C. Reilly definitely seemed like he was enjoying himself though. I'm always glad when movies allow him to actually act.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:34 AM   #2409
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Same here. I even liked Peter Jackson's King Kong warts and all.
This new one seemed a bit one note to me.
I enjoyed the P. Jackson version immensely. I even have love for the '70s remake. But I was glad they didn't just recycle the same story again. Also, spoilers:
























The King Kong Vs. Godzilla tease at the end had me grinning from ear to ear

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 09:33 AM   #2410
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Man, I don't know what you wanted that you didn't get. Kong fucks shit up with other gigantic creatures. That's all I wanted and it's what I got in spades. Really well done CGI for a change, too. I mean, come on. That fucking spider? The squid scene? None of that clicked?

The human characters were admittedly less interesting, which is a crime when you have folks like Sam Jackson and John Goodman on board. But Godzilla '14 suffered the same fate. John C. Reilly definitely seemed like he was enjoying himself though. I'm always glad when movies allow him to actually act.
Fave John C Reilly line: "watch out?" "For what?" "Ants." *spooky hooting call* "ants?" *spooky calls* "yes, ants. you hear that? Yeah sounds like a bird but it's not: it's Fucken Ants!"

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 10:20 AM   #2411
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I enjoyed the P. Jackson version immensely. I even have love for the '70s remake. But I was glad they didn't just recycle the same story again. Also, spoilers:
























The King Kong Vs. Godzilla tease at the end had me grinning from ear to ear
Yeah... didn't love the film, but i'm so on board for that cross over. That ending scene was very cool.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 05:02 PM   #2412
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godzilla pure mothafuckin filler/get ya eyes of the real killer

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:29 PM   #2413
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godzilla pure mothafuckin filler/get ya eyes of the real killer
bwamp bwamp bwamp bwamp

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:12 PM   #2414
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Cinema, simulated life, ill drama
Fourth Reich culture - Americana
Chained to the dream they got ya searchin for
The thin line between entertainment and war

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:44 PM   #2415
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bwamp bwamp bwamp bwamp

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:45 PM   #2416
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Summer of '98, I remember some dude had that blaring out of his SUV. All I could think at the time was "that guy is so cool; I want to be that guy!"

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 10:46 PM   #2417
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The Road - 5/5

Super bleak and moody. I really loved it, Viggo Mortensen is amazing in it.
Many great visual moments too.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 11:04 PM   #2418
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I've been meaning to revisit that one since reading the book.

All I can recall with any semblance of clarity is the toothy edition of Guy Pearce showing up at the end.

 
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Old 03-28-2017, 12:01 AM   #2419
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The Sugarland express 4/5

 
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Old 03-28-2017, 10:17 AM   #2420
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A Simple Plan - 8/10

Nice, low-key character-driven effort by Sam Raimi. Probably one of Bill Paxton's best performances.

Constantine - 7/10

Hadn't seen this one since theaters, can't quite put my finger on what motivated me to watch it again. Needless to say, it hit a mindless sweet spot I didn't know needed hitting.

Murders in the Rue Morgue (1971) - 6/10

A somewhat sloppy reworking of a well-worn Poe tale. Visually striking and with some enjoyable oddball performances, but didn't quite gel for me entirely.

 
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Old 03-28-2017, 11:42 AM   #2421
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Well worn? Have you read it? Or seen countless cinematic adaptions of it?

I demand satisfaction.

 
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Old 03-28-2017, 11:43 AM   #2422
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When it comes to my main man edgar allan (not allen fools!) you fuckers better tread lightly.

 
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Old 03-28-2017, 11:59 AM   #2423
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Reminds me of the shitty "the raven" film with Jon Cusack, it's only partly inspired by Poe's works though, no fault of his.

 
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Old 03-28-2017, 12:02 PM   #2424
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Well worn? Have you read it? Or seen countless cinematic adaptions of it?

I demand satisfaction.
Meaning it's been done before and the director intentionally veered away from the original story.

I'm not well enough versed in Poe to hang, though.

 
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Old 03-28-2017, 02:49 PM   #2425
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lmao check out the gay panic on this guy "OH GOD ANOTHER MAN'S SACK" lmao lmao

 
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Old 03-28-2017, 06:44 PM   #2426
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I watched the Sean Penn written/directed movie the Crossing Guard featuring Jack Nicholson last night... My god, what a piece of shit. I've been on a big Nicholson binge lately, but holy shit, that might be the biggest turd I've ever seen.

 
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Old 03-28-2017, 07:10 PM   #2427
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Have you added Easy Rider to your Nicholson marathon?

 
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Old 03-28-2017, 08:01 PM   #2428
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the most disturbing thing about The Road is Viggo's sack hanging down in that shot from behind as he's going to bath in the waterfall
God dammit SPOILER ALERTS!!!!!!

Some bodies haven't even seen it yet

 
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Old 03-28-2017, 08:02 PM   #2429
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Let me guess viggo and his sack lives in the end, and they eat the boy together

 
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Old 03-28-2017, 08:03 PM   #2430
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Passengers

horrible waste of a movie and two hours of my life

 
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