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Old 03-03-2015, 11:59 AM   #211
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Come on, the first half's plot was basically, "let's take the theme of Platoon and put it in a WWII tank" then the second half was "ahh fuck that, let's do a movie version of Call of Duty with Brad Pitt"

 
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Old 03-03-2015, 09:44 PM   #212
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88 - 2/5

Kind of a bad movie with an interesting premise. It does have Katharine Isabelle shooting a few people and pouring milk all over herself, though.

 
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Old 03-03-2015, 10:13 PM   #213
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a movie version of cod is one of the worst things i can imagine

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 05:52 AM   #214
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a movie version of cod is one of the worst things i can imagine
straight to video release made for little to no money would make a huge return just selling it to basement dwellers and shut-ins and children

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 05:52 AM   #215
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that reminds me, i saw a CALL OF DUTY jeep the other day. either this guy customized it himself or he won a contest or something. maybe jeep made a limited edition video game model? so many questions - it was fucked.

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 06:16 AM   #216
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Sinister - 9/10

fuck everyone who recommended that, I'm still not over it.

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 07:20 AM   #217
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Yeah, Sinister is cool!

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 12:50 PM   #218
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i saw that and thought it was just another garbage horror film

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but i don't know i don't like how modern horror is all so... gimmicky. Scary looking children, and this creature we ran through test groups a few times to see what people would find creepiest. They just feel like all the same to me. they all just run together in my head.

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 01:38 PM   #219
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got another shipment today. watched the short films "5th Wheel" (an honest to god tv pilot - the back cover reads "dear tv, this is my show") and "Airplane Pillows". I haven't been this inspired by art in a long time.

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 04:16 AM   #220
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Sinister - 9/10

fuck everyone who recommended that, I'm still not over it.
lol took me a while too.

I ended up watch Rec. I would suggest this if you haven't seen it either (thanks Labelle)

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 04:19 AM   #221
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I watched Children of Men again.... after not having seen it since it was released. (love the cinematography)


 
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Old 03-05-2015, 10:19 AM   #222
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Babadook 9.5/10

The more I think about it the more I like it. Up there with exorcist and shining for movies that legitimately gave me willies

 
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Old 03-07-2015, 08:09 AM   #223
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lol took me a while too.

I ended up watch Rec. I would suggest this if you haven't seen it either (thanks Labelle)
You're welcome! Happy to be of service O>

There's a few shots from [rec] that will stay with me, some creepy things there. ugh

 
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Old 03-07-2015, 08:18 AM   #224
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i've been watching some of those "the truth behind" tv documentaries. watched the ones on the codex gigas, secrets of the druids, and the bermuda triangle.

codex gigas was really interesting i had only heard about it once in passing.

also watched schoof - a man and his wife go through marital problems and he starts living outside while two cowboys want to gangbang a passed out girl but she od's so they cut up her body and put it in the fireplace. also there is a giant hamster controlled by this new alien drug called schoof that is making the townspeople act strangely and eventually mind controlling them. or something.

 
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Old 03-07-2015, 04:34 PM   #225
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Under The Skin - 3/5

Overrated and has some serious pacing issues. Scarlett is great and there are some beautiful shots.
I just wish the movie was as intelligent as it tries to appear.

 
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Old 03-08-2015, 10:08 PM   #226
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birdman
cool movie, 9/10 I guess

 
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Old 03-08-2015, 10:11 PM   #227
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fuck everyone who recommended that
hard to please huh

 
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Old 03-08-2015, 10:13 PM   #228
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i remember certain scenes from that but it wasn't really a "sticker" like say, the fucking ring was when i was 13

i'd take 20 minutes to go to the bathroom sometimes just dreading the possible end-of-life scenarios that i thought were likely to occur

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 03:28 AM   #229
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I literally rented this awhile back



So awesome in the so bad it's great category. Just the brutal late 80's cheese that I get a huge kick out of. And Cosby just owned it and did such a great job with it.

I'm a huge vintage Cosby fan. I can't help it, it's crushing to have learned the truth about the guy, but I still love his old work.

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 03:30 AM   #230
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I hate that Ghost Dad will always remind me of the first time i ever cuddled a girl.

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 03:33 AM   #231
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awhh really? that's cool man. Why do you hate that?

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 03:38 AM   #232
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Cause it's a lame film. I wish it was something i could actually enjoy watching and then whenever i would watch it I could reminisce fondly.

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 04:52 AM   #233
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hard to please huh
ha, I didn't mean it that way. that movie was visiually more impressive than I expected, and I should stay away from such films, they fuck with me (in my dreeeeeams)



Snowtown - 7/10



what did I just watch... and the cast, nice to see "real" faces


what is it with Australian horror films, I still remember Wolf Creek, and recently Babadook and then THIS.

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 04:55 AM   #234
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i want to say part of the reason i wasn't quite as scared by that film as certain others is cos i was with someone when i saw it, but shit i watched the grudge movies in the middle of the day with another person to and that shit had me checkin behind shower curtains for weeks

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 04:56 AM   #235
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FUCK that noise

literally, that noise the girl makes, shsidrhasoldrhnlasdrn/1!

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 04:58 AM   #236
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funny, I can watch stuff like the ring without problems, I watch it for technical aspects, only

sinister on the other hand. wasn't so much that it scared me, but it made me nervous

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 05:08 AM   #237
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the ring scared the shit out of me maybe in part because i was 13 but man i dread the thought of having to rewatch that if for whatever reason i did

i actually did rewatch it about 6 years ago, and i just remember having to keep finding things to laugh about for fear i'd be overcome with some kind unconquerable dread or movie becoming reality

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 05:30 AM   #238
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the ring scared the shit out of me maybe in part because i was 13 but man i dread the thought of having to rewatch that if for whatever reason i did
I get that, I saw The Birds and Psycho when I was about 7, but the worst was The Exorcist, around 9.
I tried to rewatch The Exorcist several times, but when I finally managed (in college) it scared me shitless all over again.

 
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FUUUUUUUUUUCK The Grudge. I went to see it on theaters when I was 14, and it fucked me up!

I still get goosebumps just thinking about the boy who would meow like a cat, and I like cats!!!

 
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I get that, I saw The Birds and Psycho when I was about 7, but the worst was The Exorcist, around 9.
I tried to rewatch The Exorcist several times, but when I finally managed (in college) it scared me shitless all over again.
the only movie to genuinely scare me has been the exorcist. I didn't see horror films as a kid cause i was too much of a wuss and in my teens i had just no interest. Then at abut 20 i figured it might be time to catch up on a few classics in the genre. Exorcist got me genuinely scared for like a week after. Then i was hesitant to see it after but the truth is the idea of it was always a lot worse. I suppose i've seen it about a dozen times now. With the spiderwalk scene most of the times. Which is probably the worst....at least the first time because it's put in such an unexpected spot in the film....

I guess Ju-On scared me when i saw it in the theater too. I don't remember anything else really scaring me otherwise. I've never seen the ring but i saw Ringu.

It's weird how desensitized i've become considering that as a kid and teen i didn't think i was ever gonna be able to watch any horror. Seeing exorcist at 9? Fuck this. I would have been traumatized for life. My horror memories as a kid are just seeing maybe like 3 or 4 scenes of some horror films an they all stuck with me for years. Especially Poltergeist. Which one i saw as an adult i was like...really? this scared me?

 
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