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Old 01-26-2010, 07:27 PM   #1
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Default billy's cock

fat, short?
skinny, long?
fat, long?
skinny, short?
stump?

what do you guys think? i always kinda wonder about celebrity cocks for some reason. just maybe curious or something. i mean, what if he's packing a howitzer down there? and maybe it scares everyone he fucks?

 
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Old 01-26-2010, 07:46 PM   #2
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"suck my dick

or cock"

 
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Old 01-26-2010, 08:08 PM   #3
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Well there's certainly no debate that it's pale.

 
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Old 01-26-2010, 08:47 PM   #4
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Old 01-26-2010, 08:48 PM   #5
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I bet looks like a peppermint stick.

 
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:31 AM   #6
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Well it did seem to strike Courtney's fancy. I shudder to think what that means.

No surprise I'm posting in this thread, I know. I hang my head in shame.

 
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:41 AM   #7
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Long and uncut and bent.

 
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:46 AM   #8
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:51 AM   #9
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Bald.

 
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Old 01-27-2010, 10:48 AM   #10
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is this for a school project?

 
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Old 01-27-2010, 11:00 AM   #11
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Ha ha!

 
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Old 01-27-2010, 12:12 PM   #12
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Long and uncut and bent.
Ew! God!

 
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:07 PM   #13
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My my, I voted five stars on this thread, and the general Billy public was not with me? Your college ed or daily jerk off ritual suck. Maybe harder than this thread. I must not be dazzled by girls in cheerleader outfits, or must I....?

 
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:20 PM   #14
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My my, I voted five stars on this thread, and the general Billy public was not with me? Your college ed or daily jerk off ritual suck. Maybe harder than this thread. I must not be dazzled by girls in cheerleader outfits, or must I....?
What's your first language?

 
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:30 PM   #15
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long but straw-like

 
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:31 PM   #16
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And boney.

 
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:17 PM   #17
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:29 PM   #18
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Busy.

 
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Old 01-28-2010, 01:54 AM   #19
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? Sounds fine to me. Long live the foreskin (and excessive masturbation resulting in a scimitar)!
When I read "Long and uncut and bent" I had this instant vision of some horrid, skinny elephant trunk-like appendage....maybe it was a vision of a ghost from penises past.

Meanwhile, I remember years and years ago I read this thing online that some groupie wrote, and she was trying to get Billy into bed and he wouldn't, and the way it was written made it sound like he was trying to politely get rid of her and he said, "I'm afraid I might disappoint you," so to add to my "Busy" comment, I also think it'd be "Nondescript".


 
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Old 01-28-2010, 02:49 AM   #20
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mediocre like the rest of the things in his life

 
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Old 01-28-2010, 09:23 AM   #21
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I talk about cock all the time, not just in here. Homophobe. Who doesnt like cocks?

 
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Old 01-28-2010, 09:23 AM   #22
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Old 01-28-2010, 09:24 AM   #23
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Big, huge cocks.

 
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Old 01-28-2010, 09:50 AM   #24
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Only in here would a bunch of dudes wonder and talk about any other man's "member" If that isn't gay......... (yes I know there is a chick or 2 in here)
it's not gay if it's for a school project.

 
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Old 01-28-2010, 09:54 AM   #25
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You'd imagine someone who wrote something as ballsy as Jellybelly and Silverfuck would be reasonably well hung. Just a hunch.

I think I'm gonna go with long-ish, uncut and thin as a pencil.

 
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Old 01-28-2010, 09:56 AM   #26
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He's got a huge cock of a voice.

 
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Old 01-28-2010, 10:05 AM   #27
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flipnut, tell us more about your penis. it's for a school project.

 
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Old 01-28-2010, 10:32 AM   #28
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it's small, isn't it.

i'm a bit disappointed now.

 
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Old 01-28-2010, 11:06 AM   #29
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Online article + pics of groupie plz
I wish I still had the link. I think it was something that was connected to Starla. There was no picture of the girl (and I think I might have been harsh to call her a groupie - maybe she was just an "extreme" fan). The article was written by a friend of the girl, and the friend said that this girl is known to be a bit of a liar, but my take was that if you were trying to get Billy into bed and he said no, wouldn't you lie about that part? There was also another article about someone from high school spitting on Billy (after he started to get famous), which was a bit sad - the spitter was trying to start a fight and Billy walked away.

If I ever get a chance, I'll go looking for this stuff again, but they were so long ago, they were probably Geocities-type sites that've been wiped out. These days I keep copies of all the sordid stuff....cos you never know.

 
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Old 01-28-2010, 09:59 PM   #30
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when billy fucks he leaves a crime scene.

 
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