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Old 03-04-2008, 07:55 PM   #1
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Default i'm gonna move to AZ and get a job as a border patrol agent

next year.

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 07:57 PM   #2
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thats racist

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 07:59 PM   #3
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no it ain't.

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:00 PM   #4
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you're just projecting your own subconscious racism onto me.

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:07 PM   #5
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You'll melt in AZ

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:09 PM   #6
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you shouldnt smoke pot there, i hear az is strict on it.


actually i doubt that will stop you.

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:10 PM   #7
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those commercials make it seem like a pretty badass job

"HUNT DOWN LIVE MEXICANS ON HORSEBACK!!!"

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:14 PM   #8
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good, then your government will turn its back on you and throw you in prison when you try to do your job

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:46 PM   #9
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The first thing they will make you do is mow off that hair. Can you handle it?

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:47 PM   #10
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Also, I am sure questions about drug use, and a lie detector test will be involved.

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 09:20 PM   #11
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im moving to new mexico in two years. we'll be next door neighbors!

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:22 PM   #12
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can you do that or do you have to be in the army to do it? I'd love to do that job.

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:29 PM   #13
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did anyone else have trouble reading that last post?

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:32 PM   #14
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yes, there are too many small words in it

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:33 PM   #15
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product of pa

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:34 PM   #16
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product of insomnia

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:35 PM   #17
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im a state-ist

 
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Old 03-05-2008, 12:00 AM   #18
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Also, I am sure questions about drug use, and a lie detector test will be involved.
I checked into this for working at the Canadian border. Drug test for sure, lie detector...not so sure.

 
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Old 03-05-2008, 12:06 AM   #19
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did anyone else have trouble reading that last post?
glad i wasn't the only one

 
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Old 03-05-2008, 12:28 AM   #20
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AZ is pretty cool. At least the tempe area is (near ASU).

 
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Old 03-05-2008, 12:48 AM   #21
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I checked into this for working at the Canadian border. Drug test for sure, lie detector...not so sure.
Lie detector test is a requirement to get into police academy (in Iowa, anyway), so I assume a federal law enforcement job would have at least as much.

edit: The requirements say that one has to be able to pass it, whether or not they actually give everyone the test, I don't know. Maybe it's just a threat to discourage undesirables.

 
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Old 03-05-2008, 01:11 AM   #22
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AZ is pretty cool. At least the tempe area is (near ASU).
i agree wholeheartedly

 
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:29 AM   #23
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Mill Ave is pretty damn happening. Hot college chicks, Piano bars and alcohol. fun times.

 
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