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View Poll Results: Do you get checked out
why yes, i have done some bad bad things to some dirty dirty girls 6 46.15%
No thank you, i have tied a knot in mine 7 53.85%
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Old 03-03-2008, 05:55 PM   #1
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Default STD checks poll time

I went two week ago after i got my hand sorted, man it was intrusive !

i had something round and plastic shoved up my japs eye, two syringes of blood and two cups of pee.

i will call the morrow to get the results

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 05:56 PM   #2
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I've had that plastic thing up my japs, it stings.

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 05:57 PM   #3
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your telling me, i thought he was going to try and get the whole thing up it

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 06:08 PM   #4
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ok i don't understand the first post or what the poll options mean

which one means "yes I am responsible and get tested when it's appropriate"?

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 06:11 PM   #5
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I thought it was fairly obvious.

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 06:12 PM   #6
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i don't know what "hand sorted" means or what a "jap's eye" is or why there are syringes and cups of piss being shoved up there

oh also "tied a knot in mine"?

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 06:19 PM   #7
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haha, you need to come over to scotland mike.
hand sorted means after i got the tendon etc sorted i went to the GUM clinic.

what do you call the slit at the end of your penis ?

they take blood over here and two cups of pee

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 06:20 PM   #8
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tied a knot in it means you are no longer drilling birds, either through your choice or her choice

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 06:44 PM   #9
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tied a knot in it means you are no longer drilling birds, either through your choice or her choice
Um shitty options buddy. I chose the 2nd one yet I'm sexually active. Just don't get tested.

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 06:54 PM   #10
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why is this poll suggest that straight women don't get STD's

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 07:34 PM   #11
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My urethra actually started hurting not seconds after opening this thread, how bizarre

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 07:50 PM   #12
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why is this poll suggest that straight women don't get STD's
why is this poll suggest that straight women don't get STD's

why is this poll suggest that straight women don't get STD's

why is this poll suggest that straight women don't get STD's

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 07:50 PM   #13
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why is this poll suggest that straight women don't get STD's

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 08:15 PM   #14
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i got an std test one time, all i did was take a leak in a cup. the only thing it didn't check for was herpes and HIV.







so i probably have herpes and HIV.

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 08:21 PM   #15
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what do you call the slit at the end of your penis ?
Mr. Squirty

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 08:27 PM   #16
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tedy bruschi

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 08:45 PM   #17
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tedy bruschi
you had 6 minutes to improve on nimrod's post and move the thread along, instead you brought it back to its metaphorical stone age and effectively killed it. way to go

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 09:01 PM   #18
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i feel terrible. is there anything you can do?

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 09:05 PM   #19
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mirrar quit netphoria.

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 10:02 PM   #20
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i feel terrible. is there anything you can do?

put you back on ignore i guess. so nothing, really

 
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Old 03-03-2008, 10:07 PM   #21
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we've never gotten along so i don't know what compelled you to ever take me off.

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 05:15 PM   #22
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i got the all clear for everything, aids herpes gongarea etc
its a wonder some of the skanks i have got stuck into.

ha ha Mr squirty, give it a real names man. i think every boy in scotland calls it a jap's eye.

Monte:
This was a male related thread thread( come play with the big boys, we can play soggy biscuit) x

 
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mirrar quit netphoria.

Its ok shagger you will get over it x

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 05:27 PM   #24
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Its ok shagger you will get over it x
mirrar quit netphoria, chump :X :X

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 05:29 PM   #25
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mirrar quit netphoria, chump :X :X
whats a chump ?


 
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Old 03-04-2008, 05:31 PM   #26
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whats a chump ?

http://content.answers.com/main/cont...6a/Mirror.jpeg

 
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Aww, get you

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 05:49 PM   #28
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due to my crippling fear of accidental conception, i use a condom.

also, i call it a japs-eye, but it is known as a dil hole

 
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:55 PM   #29
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condoms are for pussies.

 
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