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Old 03-29-2017, 09:30 AM   #6601
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Honestly I jsu want the acid connect

it is yesenia i desire

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 09:30 AM   #6602
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and I don't mean keep a blade of gondolin under your bed

(the blade glows blue when orcs are near)

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 09:31 AM   #6603
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post pics

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 09:31 AM   #6604
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36-year-old says yes she likes spicy food she regularly cooks with habaneros and chili paste

what do I say now like can we skip to the part where she uses me as a sex toy for awhile until she gets bored?

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 09:32 AM   #6605
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you ppl
What do you mean "you ppl"!??!?!?!?

*triggered*

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 09:59 AM   #6606
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36-year-old says yes she likes spicy food she regularly cooks with habaneros and chili paste

what do I say now like can we skip to the part where she uses me as a sex toy for awhile until she gets bored?
tell her you don't know how to cook, talk about sex like a child, and are "very attracted to powerful women and also mildly get off on being pushed around/treated badly "

if the truth doesn't work, it wasn't meant to be.

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 10:01 AM   #6607
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Its ok she is sterile. As for stds... I'm just hoping this last rouns of medicinal cremes will knock out the assorted verminous hordes of fleas lice ticks leechees crabs and platypuses (platypii?) who have infested my nether regions and really my whole being.
will the cream protect the girl from getting your pubic infestation? or are you gonna make her figure that out for herself?

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 10:03 AM   #6608
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whatever, he's a disgusting piece of shit if that's how he operates.

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 10:05 AM   #6609
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will the cream protect the girl from getting your pubic infestation? or are you gonna make her figure that out for herself?
It get rid of it in me. So I don't pass it on.

Was this hatd to.fathom?

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 10:26 AM   #6610
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post pics
on second thought, this sounds bad.

dont do the sex or the drugs

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 10:27 AM   #6611
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post pics anyway

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 11:00 AM   #6612
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It get rid of it in me. So I don't pass it on.

Was this hatd to.fathom?
you said you were just hoping this round of creams "knocks" them out. you're having sex with this person tonight and you're just sitting here hoping the cream you're using works.

that's vile.

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 11:03 AM   #6613
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Get a magnifying glass and see if you can spy an exodus of exoskeleton-clad creatures away from your burning senescence. If not, they're probably immune and you'll need something stronger

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 11:06 AM   #6614
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I'm guessing Took was joking about the cream

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 11:07 AM   #6615
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In that he doesn't plan on buying any cream to treat what ails him

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 11:49 AM   #6616
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i love watching netphoria cheer along took's participation in adultery, as always you guys give the best advice

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 11:58 AM   #6617
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This thread is bad

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 12:01 PM   #6618
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Wait, do we know that the woman is this Yesenia character?

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 12:04 PM   #6619
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Honestly I jsu want the acid connect

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Wait, do we know that the woman is this Yesenia character?
i don't believe it is

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 12:37 PM   #6620
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jesus christ man

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 12:45 PM   #6621
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It get rid of it in me. So I don't pass it on.

Was this hatd to.fathom?
Do you currently have any diseases or parasites that can be passed on? Even if not, it's a gr8 idea to wear a condom at the very least (which won't stop the spread of love, unfortunately). We're just looking out for you and your partners

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 12:55 PM   #6622
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Also don't forget a dental dam if u plan to do oral!!!



Mmmyeah! Put it in!

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 01:03 PM   #6623
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I meant lice and not love

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 01:22 PM   #6624
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afaik it's not yesenia. i didn't hear about any adultery

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 01:24 PM   #6625
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Also don't forget a dental dam if u plan to do oral!!!



Mmmyeah! Put it in!
Saddle me up

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 02:12 PM   #6626
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Wait, do we know that the woman is this Yesenia character?
it's someone else

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 02:13 PM   #6627
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fuck that girl then

i mean that literally

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 02:13 PM   #6628
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36-year-old says yes she likes spicy food she regularly cooks with habaneros and chili paste

what do I say now like can we skip to the part where she uses me as a sex toy for awhile until she gets bored?
You have more value than just sex.

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 02:14 PM   #6629
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or less, i'm not sure

 
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Old 03-29-2017, 02:18 PM   #6630
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I'm also a great listener and very good at providing emotional support but I'm not sure a 36 year old professor would need that from me.

maybe

 
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