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Old 12-18-2016, 12:30 PM   #1
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Default Billy Crogan genie-joke

So a genie pops up in front of Crogan.

Genie: You get two wishes fatty.
Crogan: Alright, why not three?
Genie: Because you never released the final Metro show.
Crogan: Okay, my first wish is that my fanbase respected me again.
Genie: Sorry b0lly, that's one wish I can't make come true. What's your second wish?
Crogan: Well, then I wish I was relevant again.
Genie: So how big you want this fanbase?


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Old 12-18-2016, 06:06 PM   #2
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Billy Corgan walks into a bar. The bartender says, "tear garden by kalidescope is my favorite album."
Billy responds, "Monte, how long have you worked here?"

 
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Old 12-18-2016, 07:13 PM   #3
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So a genie pops up in front of Crogan.

Genie: You get two wishes fatty.
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Old 12-18-2016, 07:50 PM   #4
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Old 12-19-2016, 12:00 AM   #5
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Genie: Billy, stop rubbing your head all the time, I'm trying to nap.
Billy: (Files lawsuit)

 
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Old 12-19-2016, 12:10 AM   #6
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Why did Billy Corgan cross the road?

to start singing with shitty vibrato and release shitty albums and get fat

 
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Old 12-19-2016, 04:51 AM   #7
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MACHINA RE-ISSUE

DEAR GOD PLEASE


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Old 12-19-2016, 12:40 PM   #8
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink, nurses it for a while. Eventually another man enters the bar with a small entourage of beautiful women. You can tell it's Billy Corgan, but something's not right: Billy has a giant orange for a head.

The guy sits and watches Billy and his women order drinks and sit around talking all night. Finally, he gets up the courage to go over and talk to him.

"Billy," the guy says. "I'm a huge fan, always have been. Some of your records got me through some really dark times."

"Thank you, that's always gratifying to hear," says Billy, huge head bobbing.

"But I've got to ask you—" the guy starts. Billy interrupts.

"Why do I have an orange for a head? I know. Here's the thing. I met a genie, and he granted me three wishes, so I knew I had to word things carefully. For my first wish, I wished to be relevant again. Bam, granted. For my second, I wished to be irresistable to women. Bam, granted. And for my third wish, and here's where I think I kinda fucked it up, I wished to have a giant orange for a head."

 
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Old 12-19-2016, 12:47 PM   #9
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink, nurses it for a while. Eventually another man enters the bar with a small entourage of beautiful women. You can tell it's Billy Corgan, but something's not right: Billy has a giant orange for a head.
No this sounds right

 
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Old 12-19-2016, 06:37 PM   #10
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink, nurses it for a while. Eventually another man enters the bar with a small entourage of beautiful women. You can tell it's Billy Corgan, but something's not right: Billy has a giant orange for a head.

The guy sits and watches Billy and his women order drinks and sit around talking all night. Finally, he gets up the courage to go over and talk to him.

"Billy," the guy says. "I'm a huge fan, always have been. Some of your records got me through some really dark times."

"Thank you, that's always gratifying to hear," says Billy, huge head bobbing.

"But I've got to ask you—" the guy starts. Billy interrupts.

"Why do I have an orange for a head? I know. Here's the thing. I met a genie, and he granted me three wishes, so I knew I had to word things carefully. For my first wish, I wished to be relevant again. Bam, granted. For my second, I wished to be irresistable to women. Bam, granted. And for my third wish, and here's where I think I kinda fucked it up, I wished to have a giant orange for a head."
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Old 12-20-2016, 08:22 PM   #11
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Old 12-20-2016, 08:28 PM   #12
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Lol bElli. wat a silly hat! O bElli.

 
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Old 12-21-2016, 02:09 PM   #13
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Old 12-21-2016, 02:40 PM   #14
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Deck Teh B0llz

 
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Old 12-21-2016, 02:40 PM   #15
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For Whom Teh B0llz Tollz

 
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Old 12-21-2016, 02:41 PM   #16
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good stuff, good stuff

 
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Old 12-21-2016, 05:38 PM   #17
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The Smashing Pumpkins walk into a bar. Billy Corgan says he is allergic to alcohol. Lectures you on chemtrails for an hour and has a big dumb head. Jeff doesn't leave a tip.

 
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Old 03-18-2017, 09:03 AM   #18
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink, nurses it for a while. Eventually another man enters the bar with a small entourage of beautiful women. You can tell it's Billy Corgan, but something's not right: Billy has a giant orange for a head.

The guy sits and watches Billy and his women order drinks and sit around talking all night. Finally, he gets up the courage to go over and talk to him.

"Billy," the guy says. "I'm a huge fan, always have been. Some of your records got me through some really dark times."

"Thank you, that's always gratifying to hear," says Billy, huge head bobbing.

"But I've got to ask you—" the guy starts. Billy interrupts.

"Why do I have an orange for a head? I know. Here's the thing. I met a genie, and he granted me three wishes, so I knew I had to word things carefully. For my first wish, I wished to be relevant again. Bam, granted. For my second, I wished to be irresistable to women. Bam, granted. And for my third wish, and here's where I think I kinda fucked it up, I wished to have a giant orange for a head."
i love you

 
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Old 03-18-2017, 10:21 AM   #19
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Old 03-18-2017, 12:54 PM   #20
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that was an amp joke right

 
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Old 03-21-2017, 09:29 AM   #21
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If you mean my orange joke, I got it from Hipinion at some point

I read it at a time in my life where a family member was huge into corny jokes and it got a pretty big guffaw over the holidays, so I will always be fond of it

 
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Old 03-22-2017, 07:51 PM   #22
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Ill always be fond....

of....













wait for it






















YOUR MOTHER!!! AHA!

 
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For Whom Teh B0llz Tollz
Lol this is one funny dude right here.

 
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