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Old 07-22-2019, 02:12 PM   #31
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Underneath the bridge
a tart stands every week
and his headlines are all crap
and his reveals simply stink
And he's living off of ass
And the handjobs he's been giving
But it's okay to write crap
'Cause he's a big fan of Scott Weiland

Corgan's Q and A
mmmm mmmm
he has bills to pay
mmmm mmmm

twenty dollars pay
mmmmm mmmm
handjobs every day
mmmm mmmm
I'll sing that while giving the handjob, but it'll cost $25.

 
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Old 07-22-2019, 03:09 PM   #32
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You've sunk so low. It's sad to see you like this. But it's a deal.

 
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Old 07-22-2019, 05:52 PM   #33
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I'll sing that while giving the handjob, but it'll cost $25.
Local blogger finds incredible success using this one weird trick!

 
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Old 07-22-2019, 07:37 PM   #34
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lol

 
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Old 07-24-2019, 09:12 AM   #35
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I truly think if he didn’t stick his nose in the Darcy situation she might be doing something with SP, at the very least still on good terms with billy. It was a 17 year war that needed to end and that whole ordeal ensured that it’d continue.

It was a private argument between billy and Darcy and he poured gasoline all over that fire.
Ohhhhhhh nooooooooooooo, a journalist landed an epic scoop. How dare he

 
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Old 07-24-2019, 09:26 AM   #36
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I do have to be honest, I don't much go to Alt-Nation anymore. I was a daily visitor when it was grunge-report and when it first became Alt-Nation. It was great, the reviews, the interviews, it was a quality visit. But I'd say over the last 3 months especially, the content has gotten pretty weak... I'm talking like almost undreadable...

The worst thing is, the click-bait isn't just misleading, it's pretty much just false. For example, the top headline when I visited the other day was "Greta Van Fleet Singer Flexes Huge Muscles In Pool". And if you go view the article: http://www.alternativenation.net/gre...-muscles-pool/, It's literally just the lead singer sitting by the pool looking scrawny as hell and he's not even flexing in any way whatsoever lol

Sorry to bust your balls Brett as I do like a lot of what you do, but you gotta up your game brother... I don't know if you just aren't putting in the same amount of time as you used to or what the deal is, but it's a risky long-term gamble. I'm sure you get lots of youngsters who are big on the 90's nostalgia, but it's hard to see it as a strategy that'll lead to any real longevity.

 
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Old 07-24-2019, 10:57 AM   #37
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Flexes Huge Muscles?

so... can Buttcannon CONFIRM that alternative nation has become a self-parody?

 
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Old 07-24-2019, 11:22 AM   #38
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He was probs just dreaming of me when he wrote that.

Aw, Brett!

 
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Old 07-24-2019, 11:54 AM   #39
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Fuzzy Roses UTTERLY Disappointed He Cannot See Greta Van Fleet Singer Flex Huge Muscles by the Pool... REVEALED

 
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Old 07-24-2019, 12:43 PM   #40
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yep

now we know what the ole fuzzer spends his life surfing the net for: topless greta von skeet pics

 
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Old 07-24-2019, 04:23 PM   #41
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In an extraordinary coincidence, I spend my life surfing the net for topless Greta van Susteren pics.


 
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Old 08-11-2019, 12:23 AM   #42
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https://twitter.com/splocal365/statu...856286720?s=19

Welp.

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Old 08-11-2019, 09:40 AM   #43
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ho
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Old 08-11-2019, 09:40 AM   #44
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goodbye buttcannon hello fuckanan i suppose!

 
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