Can you legally get married on an online forum?

Ihaman · 01-14-2005, 04:05 AM

Have the congregate type out your vows and you can sit next to each other and respond with each of your usernames "I do".

That'd be neat.

Ihaman · 01-14-2005, 04:06 AM

While other people respond in between with *sobs* and *whispers* She's not good for him *whispers*

DieDiemydarling · 01-14-2005, 04:08 AM

rofl that would be funny

what happens if you end up marrying someone of the same sex by accident?

ava transformer · 01-14-2005, 04:09 AM

that's a good idea, maybe debaser & i wil do that instead of vegas

Mason R Butler · 01-14-2005, 04:10 AM

I'm pretty sure I once got internet married and then had cybersex.

DieDiemydarling · 01-14-2005, 04:11 AM

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Originally posted by Mason R Butler
I'm pretty sure I once got internet married and then had cybersex.

was it with a man?

Ihaman · 01-14-2005, 04:15 AM

PROTECT THE SANCTITY OF GAY E-MARRIAGE!

Mason R Butler · 01-14-2005, 04:49 AM

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Originally posted by Mason R Butler
I'm pretty sure I once got internet married and then had cybersex.

Nope, a girl. Her pictures were kinda ugly so I think she was real... unless he was just really, really clever.

DieDiemydarling · 01-14-2005, 04:50 AM

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Originally posted by Mason R Butler

Nope, a girl. Her pictures were kinda ugly so I think she was real... unless he was just really, really clever.

wait, why did you have cyber with her if she was ugly?

you should have just got a prostitute

Rex Bangs · 01-14-2005, 04:51 AM

i am a minister

jenn · 01-14-2005, 10:38 AM

i dont' see why it's not possible. i mean, if the two people getting married are sitting in the same room, as is the minister (or whatever) and there are two wittnesses to sign the license... why not?

i am however picturing a church full of laptops...and the thought makes me giggle.

DeviousJ · 01-14-2005, 12:36 PM

I'm one of those online Church of Life ministers, I can do it

EXTRAVABONSOR · 01-14-2005, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by melancholia
i dont' see why it's not possible. i mean, if the two people getting married are sitting in the same room, as is the minister (or whatever) and there are two wittnesses to sign the license... why not?

i am however picturing a church full of laptops...and the thought makes me giggle.

i'm visualizing an http server with a cross on the front of it, complete with cheap plastic backlit marquee with worhip service time information and the pastor's name.

Varien · 01-14-2005, 02:59 PM

This sounds familiar. I've seen/heard this somewhere on a sitcom, i'm almost positive. Whether or not the show was any good i dunno, argh that's gonna drive me nuts.

smashingjj · 01-14-2005, 04:23 PM

*kneels*

mayfuck, will you marry me?

gpub · 01-14-2005, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ
I'm one of those online Church of Life ministers, I can do it

I like how they spell out "Thirtyfirst" and not the year.

Mason R Butler · 01-14-2005, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by DieDiemydarling
wait, why did you have cyber with her if she was ugly?

you should have just got a prostitute

What?

alexthestampede · 01-14-2005, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by Mason R Butler

What?

lol

Voice Implodes · 01-14-2005, 06:28 PM

::she looks fat in that dress::
::sob::
:;what a slut::
::i always cry::
::i heard she's five months pregnant with a cyber-baby::

Mayfuck · 01-15-2005, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by smashingjj
*kneels*

mayfuck, will you marry me?

No.

pyramidsonmars · 01-15-2005, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by Ihaman
While other people respond in between with *sobs* and *whispers* She's not good for him *whispers*

I'd like your avatar more if it were different kids who kept popping out

DieDiemydarling · 01-15-2005, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ
I'm one of those online Church of Life ministers, I can do it

DieDiemydarling · 01-15-2005, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by Geek USA

What?

?

murgle · 01-16-2005, 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by DieDiemydarling

I didn't save my little 'certificate' thing, but my friend and I are both ordained ministers from that same 'church'... and we've been ordained ministers since we were about 15. hahaha.

toyschoketoys · 01-16-2005, 11:39 AM

i'd marry you all apart from julio.

01-14-2005, 04:05 AM	#1
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,273	Can you legally get married on an online forum? Have the congregate type out your vows and you can sit next to each other and respond with each of your usernames "I do". That'd be neat.

01-14-2005, 04:09 AM	#4
ava transformer Apocalyptic Poster Location: A SAD, DARK PLACE Posts: 1,392	that's a good idea, maybe debaser & i wil do that instead of vegas __________________ HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EAT STRAWBERRY PIE?!!!

01-14-2005, 04:06 AM	#2
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,273	While other people respond in between with sobs and whispers She's not good for him whispers

01-14-2005, 04:08 AM	#3
DieDiemydarling Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,679	rofl that would be funny what happens if you end up marrying someone of the same sex by accident?

01-14-2005, 04:10 AM	#5
Mason R Butler walks among us Location: MNUSA Posts: 7,768	I'm pretty sure I once got internet married and then had cybersex.

01-14-2005, 04:15 AM	#7
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,273	PROTECT THE SANCTITY OF GAY E-MARRIAGE!

01-14-2005, 04:51 AM	#10
Rex Bangs Minion of Satan Posts: 9,640	i am a minister

01-14-2005, 10:38 AM	#11
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	i dont' see why it's not possible. i mean, if the two people getting married are sitting in the same room, as is the minister (or whatever) and there are two wittnesses to sign the license... why not? i am however picturing a church full of laptops...and the thought makes me giggle.

01-14-2005, 12:36 PM	#12
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,888	I'm one of those online Church of Life ministers, I can do it

01-14-2005, 02:59 PM	#14
Varien Minion of Satan Posts: 7,229	This sounds familiar. I've seen/heard this somewhere on a sitcom, i'm almost positive. Whether or not the show was any good i dunno, argh that's gonna drive me nuts.

01-14-2005, 04:23 PM	#15
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	kneels mayfuck, will you marry me?

01-14-2005, 06:28 PM	#19
Voice Implodes Minion of Satan Location: upstairs Posts: 6,823	::she looks fat in that dress:: ::sob:: :;what a slut:: ::i always cry:: ::i heard she's five months pregnant with a cyber-baby::

01-16-2005, 11:39 AM	#25
toyschoketoys delete delete Location: The blank spot Posts: 5,819	i'd marry you all apart from julio.