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Old 06-28-2018, 11:28 AM   #1
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Default Solara Music Video is out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do3tSdZucyA

Aaaaand it's hilariously bad.

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:37 AM   #2
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Billy is being intravenously fed vape-juice and exhaling the smoke. You can't make this shit up.

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Old 06-28-2018, 11:40 AM   #3
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I think I actually preferred the wrestling Owata video - that was so embarrassing I struggled to make it to the end. What a world

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:41 AM   #4
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Baby’s first surrealist short film.

It’s like an 18 year old in film school watched a bunch of David Lynch and was like “I can do that”!

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:42 AM   #5
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Mr. Choo Choo:


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Old 06-28-2018, 01:27 PM   #6
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is that not aeroplane mode immediately after choo choo?

holding BC jizz and looking really disappointed?

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:42 AM   #7
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ugh probably cost a fortune too.

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 01:12 PM   #8
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ugh probably cost a fortune too.
doubt it, looks on the same level as their hilarious photoshoot (done by a 24 year old nobody.)

meet the director, producer and editor of this video



 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:44 AM   #9
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For real

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:44 AM   #10
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What the fuck

Who greenlights this shit

Much like the song, it’s like 90s Pumpkins stripped of any nuance

It’s about Billy getting the band back together and looking around at the scene and seeing it’s changed

Wow so fucking deep you bald headed twat

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 12:08 PM   #11
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What the fuck

Who greenlights this shit

Much like the song, it’s like 90s Pumpkins stripped of any nuance

It’s about Billy getting the band back together and looking around at the scene and seeing it’s changed

Wow so fucking deep you bald headed twat
That really does describe it perfectly. He seems to be going for a "freak show" vibe along the lines of the music videos for "Ava Adore" or "Stand Inside Your Love." Not that anything about those videos could be called subtle, but they had an artistic edge to them completely lacking in this video.

I figured, with a budget behind them, this video would at least look professional, but it has that same amateur quality that was present in "G.L.O.W." and "Superchrist." Sadly, the "Being Beige" and "Drum + Fife" music videos are the best we have post reunion.

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:45 AM   #12
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http://oi68.tinypic.com/2dw8612.jpg

I knew I'd seen that look before somewhere.

http://oi193.photobucket.com/albums/...itgeistfan.jpg

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:45 AM   #13
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That was just embarrassing

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:46 AM   #14
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I can’t wait for the weird sad Billy face to become a meme

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:47 AM   #15
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Just so fitting, absolutely horrible.

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:48 AM   #16
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Honestly the longer Iha stays around the more my opinion of him lowers

Jimmy has shown he’ll do anything for cash but Iha seemed to have integrity

Although he was in a band with fucking Hanson who knows

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:51 AM   #17
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Although he was in a band with fucking Hanson who knows
They played the side stage of Cain's Ballroom years ago and he genuinely seemed to be into it. Pretty much the exact opposite of everything he's exhibiting here.

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:51 AM   #18
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It doesn't fit the music at all

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:52 AM   #19
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This video makes the song sound worse.

Awful.

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:53 AM   #20
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:59 AM   #21
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Should we make this a competition? I made it to 1:28 and turned it off. How far can you go?

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 06:50 PM   #22
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Should we make this a competition? I made it to 1:28 and turned it off. How far can you go?
I just thought that after making it to 1:17.

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:55 AM   #23
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Compare Mike Patton, Trent Reznor or Thom Yorke to Billy at 50.

It’s hilarious

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 12:01 PM   #24
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Compare Mike Patton, Trent Reznor or Thom Yorke to Billy at 50.

It’s hilarious
Lol when you put it into perspective like that it really is quite hilarious

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 12:02 PM   #25
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Lol when you put it into perspective like that it really is quite hilarious
This is the equivalent of Trent digging out the fishnet gloves

Or Patton the gimp mask

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:57 AM   #26
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:58 AM   #27
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Why can’t they just be elder statesmen

Why does everything have to be bullshit arty even though the music is half baked dad rock

There’s nothing wrong with being a touring act releasing bad new music as long as you act your age

Can you imagine Eddie Vedder doing this?

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:59 AM   #28
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"...maybe this video wasn't such a good idea..."

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Old 06-28-2018, 11:59 AM   #29
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wtf did I just watch.

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:59 AM   #30
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This video makes me angry

 
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