Three current celebrities on whom you are crushing.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

who would be caring and doting and wonderful and would treat a girl like a princess

would I?

i don't think so. I'm extremely verbally abusive with people that start to like me. I'm selfish and cheap.

do you just create straw men to hit with sticks because that's what it looks like. you can keep trying to think I sing your body is a wonderland to girls if that's what makes you feel like a big man.

also, who cares that you're getting laid? I mean really. Who gives a shit. Why do you bang on about that over and over again? That's not impressive. It's not an accomplishment. Having a long term relationship with someone is an accomplishment. Fucking someone a few times is not. Fucking a bunch of people is not an accomplishment. Raising a child is.

I mean this might be impressive to me somewhat if you were in your 20s but at your age it's just kind of a head-scratcher.

[Trotskilicious]

oh and so i can save you the keystrokes

"says the guy that's never been laid yadda yadda yadda" who cares. I got laid, bfd. I moved on.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

also, who cares that you're getting laid? I mean really. Who gives a shit. Why do you bang on about that over and over again?

i didn't. you asked, i answered, you denied. so really i don't see what you're all up in arms about just because peter fucking dinklage was in last week's 30 rock

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Originally Posted by trots

also do you has vagina?

Originally Posted by nims

i have a penis.

if the question is whether if i have access to a vagina currently the answer would be yes.

Originally Posted by trots

uh huh

[Trotskilicious]

the uh huh was for the other thing you said actually but you posted to quick to brag about having "access to a vagina"

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

i'm not bitter i just don't throw around petty emotions like most of the whining loser virgins around these parts

uh huh

there now we're not confused.

[Nimrod's Son]

so then you're saying i *do* throw around petty emotions like the loser virgins here

[Trotskilicious]

no i'm saying you're bitter

fucking hell

[Nimrod's Son]

don't you get tired of being wrong

[Brute Squad]

[Nimrod's Son]

rachel weis fulfilling a fetish of mine

nice

[I'm Hardcore]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

if the question is whether if i have access to a vagina currently the answer would be yes.

there are 100 million acts of sexual intercourse performed around the world, everyday.

what makes you so special?

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

Ghost World, which as best i can remember was 2 hours of her thighs.

But they were fat... :\

[yo soy el mejor]

DUDE, SHE WASNT FAT. I WISH I HAD A BODY LIKE THAT.

[duovamp]

Having seen both options' thighs, you do not want her body from that movie.

[I'm Hardcore]

agreed

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

he appeared on 30 Rock last week and chicks think that they're "just like Liz Lemon" and she dated him so there you go

[I'm Hardcore]

what the hell is that shit

[yo soy el mejor]

an old livejournal entry of mine >_>

[mercurial]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

I sing your body is a wonderland to girls

I sing this to myself sometimes - most especially on the odd occasion that I manage to shit twice in the one day.

[D.]

my crushes rarely change:

Kelli Garner - after seeing her in Bully, then in Dreamland, I would like her to be my wife.
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Kevin Spacey - goes without saying ... Gay-Pax LOL
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can't even really think of a third. sandra bullock, julianne moore, lacey chabert, i dunno.

[Shapan]

i like that the bickering between nimrod and trots has stopped being annoying and is just entertaining now

probably because it doesnt really derail any threads

also kevin spacey is a badass

[D.]

i used to think nicolas cage was a badass; then he went really, really awful. spacey rarely disappoints.

[Shapan]

cage will take any fucking movie he's offered. i still think the guy's an incredible actor its just that he'll work for peanuts

spacey has some standards, though you'd think he would've scoffed initially when he was pitched the kpax storyline

[D.]

Originally Posted by Shapan

spacey has some standards, though you'd think he would've scoffed initially when he was pitched the kpax storyline

so no bad thing about K-Pax, lest your tongue swell up with fire and burn your nostril hairs.

it's one of my favorite movies (and soundtracks).

[Shapan]

i like kpax

cant help but think of other movies when i see spacey and bridges wandering around in that movie though

[wpc33]

If I had to fuck a guy, like, if it were mandatory?
Spacey
Is it mandatory yet?
Ahem, anyways, I will reassert my way-hetero stats by sharing my thrilling woodrow from the Thora Birch pic.
My, god.
Must. Watch. Ghost. World. Again. Never. Gave. A shit. About Johanssen. Then. Either...

[Trotskilicious]

James Spader > Kevin Spacey

[The Jesus]

Originally Posted by Andrew Fogelsong

Check out this photo's metadata

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[pale_princess]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

he appeared on 30 Rock last week and chicks think that they're "just like Liz Lemon" and she dated him so there you go

uhhh... i was finding him hot when he was banging sean's wife on nip/tuck 2 years ago.

30 rock was a friendly reminder

[ammy]

Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

and i fucking hate nigella lawson. she's so fake and pompous. someone needs to punch her in the face.

she's ultra hot, i've only seen one episode of her cooking and it was chocolate and like she was talking about sex the whole time.

also, i've been making recipies of hers all week and *damn* do they rock.

[D.]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

James Spader > Kevin Spacey

ew