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[I'm Hardcore]

you know what i'm doing when i get home tonight

[Boseph]

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

you know what i'm doing when i get home tonight

Jerking off to pictures of questionably-young looking girls?

I'm right, aren't I?

[celluloid_love]

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

you know what i'm doing when i get home tonight

i ahte it when you call them chicks

can you just say women please

[celluloid_love]

or laydeez

[talk show host]

what a thread...

[celluloid_love]

Originally Posted by Mayfuck

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normal head normal head normal head normal head normal head TINY HEAD

[talk show host]

You're really looking at their faces that hard?

[Pleasure|Contempt]

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

how is this legal.

How is it not?

[I'm Hardcore]

Originally Posted by celluloid_love

i ahte it when you call them chicks

can you just say women please

i generally just call them bitches, or 'it'

[I'm Hardcore]

Originally Posted by Boseph

Jerking off to pictures of questionably-young looking girls?

I'm right, aren't I?

yes

[celluloid_love]

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

i generally just call them bitches, or 'it'

i generally spit on them

[sickbadthing]

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When I'm on stage I'm known as Dave Dee, which is short for a much longer and harder to pronounce Italian name. Anyway, one day several years ago before I met my girlfriend I discovered the fastest, easiest and most idiot-proof way to pick up chicks. And guess what? I kept it to myself for a long time because, frankly, I enjoyed being the "stud" on campus.

That wasn't always the case though. Truth is, before I figured out precisely how to tweak my easy to do magic tricks with a few powerfully hypnotic words and phrases, I was literally ignored by women.

Yup, I know this might be hard for you to believe, and it might be even harder for you to believe that you can do it too, but let me tell you a couple quick stories so you can convince yourself that what I'm saying is true...
I Was The Skinny, Geeky Guy In High School
Who Could Never Get A Date

High school pretty much sucked for me. I was kind of a loner, didn't have many friends, and no girlfriends. Oh sure, I fantasized a lot about the sexy girls at my Catholic high school but never dated any of them. Girls considered me to be a "friend". (Don't you hate that "friend" bullshit?)

It used to piss me off to no end to see these beautiful women going out with jocks and muscle bound jerks. I couldn't understand why girls were always attracted to guys that treated them like crap. I was frustrated and lonely at the same time.
The Ultimate Humiliation

I finally got the courage to ask a girl for a date when I was junior in high school. To my amazement, she actually said "yes." Man, was I nervous. But I figured that if I was a "nice" guy everything would be fine.

Yeah, right.

During our date, she kept asking if we could go over to my friend Bob's house, whom we both knew. I thought it was a strange request and told her no. (Hell, I didn't want to bring my friend along on a freakin' date!)

But, it gets worse...a lot worse.

The very next day Bob calls me. He's laughing like a hyena - and it's directed at ME - but at first I didn't know it.

"How'd your date go?" he asked

"Okay." (I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth.)

"Really?

Then the bomb dropped when he said. "I had a great time last night. Matter of fact, after your date left, she came over to my house. All I can say is that she is hot, hot, hot."

Yeah, the guy was an ass. But it proved to me that I had to figure out a way to out-gun all the other guys who think they're the real charmers. I was determined to find the secret - and once found, master it. Little did I know that the secret would fine me when I least expected it.
How I Got My Revenge

Fast forward to my senior year in high school. I was at a party over another buddy's house and that guy Bob was there, too. This definitely made me want to prove something to him (and to myself).

Anyway, after a "few" beers, I bet him that I could pick up the sexiest girl at the party before he did. Bob, being the cocky SOB that he is, took the bet. He figured it would be a cinch due to the way he humiliated me before.

Just then, in walks a smokin' hot red head wearing tight white pants and a red t-shirt. Bob and I both look at each other. She is "the friggin' one."

Bob doesn't waste anytime and makes his move on her. Of course, she's attracted to him and before I know it, they are touching each other and flirting like crazy. I'm doomed once again...or so I thought.

But then it happened...

Somebody piped up and said, "Hey, Dave you're a magician, why don't you show us some magic tricks."

At first I was reluctant, but then agreed. Literally minutes after I started doing magic, I had a crowd of people around me... including all the girls. They stopped flirting with the jocks and their knuckle-head boyfriends and paid attention to me...including the hot red head.

I asked her to participate in a "psychic experiment" to see if we were "compatible." (The so called "psychic experiment is a simple magic trick with the "Dave Dee touch" added...but I didn't tell her that!)

Anyway, after the "experiment" came to a successful conclusion and "proved" that we were compatible, she dumped Bob and asked me is if she could drive me home. Like a dumbass, I told her I only lived a block away. Fortunately she insisted on giving me a ride anyway.

We hopped in her car, she drove me home, and then parked in front of my house. Before I knew it, I was having the most sizzling, hot, intensely pleasurable time of my entire life. To be honest with you, it was my first time.

Was this a fluke? Could simple magic tricks, that are ultra easy to do really attract women and turn them on? I wasn't so sure...until my freshman year in college...
Every Man's Fantasy Realized...

The summer before I started college was a great time for me. The red head and I spent many steamy nights together but all good things must come to end. And now I was off to college.

I have to admit, I was less than confident. I thought there would be a big difference between college coeds and high school girls. My lack of confidence disappeared quickly though...very quickly.

I was invited to a party at the one of the notorious "party" dorms on campus. I told someone that I was a magician and, of course, they asked to see some tricks. I'd had a "few" beers and wasn't sure that my skills would be up to par. But after some coaxing, I agreed.

To be honest with you, I didn't do a great job with the magic - but the spin I added to it (the ole "Dave Dee touch") made up for it. I wasn't sure at the time how well my "spin" would work because from time to time I doubted myself. But what I quickly learned that night is that even when I have self-doubts, the magic still did the trick.

Okay, then what happened?

Well, after I finished, two mega-babes, a blonde and a brunette came up to me. They told me in an erotically flirtatious manner how much they had loved the magic and then the blonde touched my hand in a leading way and said something I will never forget. "Why don't you come with us so we can do a little private magic?"

I can still hear the purr of those words. So sexy. You could've knocked me over with a feather. I was about to experience every guy's fantasy. Unreal.

Now you might be saying to yourself, "Okay, Dave Dee, I can believe that this stuff will work on younger women but how about on hot women who are a little bit older?"

Done properly, magic weaves a hypnotic spell on women of any age...including women who are married...as you'll read about in this shocking true story...
How Would You Like To Have Women Lined Up
Waiting For 2 1/2 Hours To See You?
This is kind of embarrassing because this happened at a church function. But, here it goes...

My church was having a casino night fundraising event and asked me if I would volunteer to entertain. I decided I needed all the help I could get, so I agreed. They set me up in a little room away from the casino action and placed a small sign up that read, "Magic by Dave Dee."

I figured I'd be outta there in about a half hour... Man was I wrong! When I looked my little room, I was shocked to see a huge line of people waiting to see me. Then I noticed that almost every single person in line was a woman! There were maybe two men at the most.

Because I was at a church event, I wasn't going to use my magic for any purpose other than entertaining people. But, I've gotta tell you, when you get lots of women excited by doing some simple, psychic magic tricks, it's tough to hold yourself in check!

Anyway, it was coming to the end of the night and I was dead tired. Then, in walks a super sexy, super classy strawberry blond in her early 30's, wearing a very revealing low cut, tight black dress. She said, "I've been waiting in line for over two and a half hours to see you. All the other ladies told me how wonderful you were and that you were definitely be worth the wait."

She sits down and I begin to give her a "psychic" reading. (Nothing "psychic" about it, I might add.) As I'm doing the reading, I notice that she's moved closer to me and is leaning forward to give me quite an eye full.

After I finished her "reading," and for no apparent reason, she tells me that her husband is out of town that weekend! Keep in mind, I am NOT even trying to do anything and she still wants me.

But the magic still worked its power on her and I could have had her if I really wanted. Oh, and just so you know, I didn't. What kind of scumbag do you think I am?The point is I could have...without even trying.

How You Can Use Magic With a "Twist" To
Get All The Girls You Can Handle

So why are most women instantly attracted to a guy who can do magic? The real answer to the question is "who cares!" Seriously, who cares why? They just are! But I think there are three reasons why chicks dig a guy who can do magic tricks:

Reason #1: Magic with a twist makes you stand out from all the other guys. If you want women to come on to you, they first have to notice you. Makes sense, doesn't it? Unless you are famous or extremely good looking, you don't stand much of a chance of getting noticed. However, when you start doing magic, you are the center of attention. Everyone is watching you.

Reason #2: Magic with a twist turns you into a mini-celebrity and you know how hot chicks are attracted to celebrities, right? You are doing something that very, very few people know how to do and everyone wants to see you do it. There is real power in that.

Reason #3: I don't want to get all airy-fairy on you but the fact is that women are very receptive to this stuff. Why do you think it is that I never put on a magic show unless I have several women in the audience I can call on? Men don't think the same way about this stuff that women do. They are easy prey if you use magic the right way.

Just start doing magic for anybody, your buddies *******d, and you'll create this instant attraction. (When you learn some of my very powerful, "psychic" magic tricks, this is even more of the case. Women will think that you have a special power to look deep into their minds, hearts and souls. They'll feel that you really know and understand them. This is why they'll go nuts for you - even if you are lousy at doing the actual tricks.)

As you now know, magic is a powerful tool when it comes to attracting the sexiest girls on the planet. Girls that were once reserved for only the rich, famous, or extremely good looking can now be yours!

But how do you learn magic tricks that are not only easy to do but also make women drool? I've solved this problem for you in my astonishing system called, "How to Pick Up Chicks With Magic Tricks."
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I have made learning these tricks ultra simple for you. You can learn some of the tricks in minutes and use them to attract babes in a heart beat. There is NO SKILL REQUIRED. You can literally do these tricks even if you are "all thumbs."

First, you get a DVD which was recorded at a LIVE $995 per person seminar I conducted, I demonstrate an assortment of the tricks, using an extremely gorgeous and sexy young lady I might add, and then teach you how to do it in a step-by-step fashion. Nothing is left to the imagination. You learn how to do the tricks and what to say. This DVD is like having me sitting across from you giving you personal instruction ...without my eye-popping $1,000.00 per hour coaching fee!

In addition to the DVD, you also get my top secret "Magic Tricks To Pick Up Chicks" manual. This professionally illustrated manual teaches you exactly how to do all 25 of the easy to do magic tricks so you become a babe magnet. Here's a brief overview of what you'll discover:

* The compatibility test. You can prove to any girl that both of you are "meant to be" with this ultra-simple card trick. (It's the same one I used to score the red head.)

* The tantric sex card miracle. Want to develop instant rapport with any babe you desire? Want to get her hot for you? Then this is the trick you need to learn how to do.

* Deep inside. This sizzling hot trick will make any women instantly feel connected and attracted to you. You will convince her that you're a sensitive guy (babes love that, you know) and that you understand her more than any man ever has (including her husband or boyfriend). Watch out though...many chicks will feel like they're in love with you after you perform this simple trick!

* Hands of fire: How would you like to have absolute knock-outs think you are the coolest guy on the planet? You will when you take a lit cigarette, insert it in your fist, and make it disappear when a girl gently blows on your hand. (There are a LOT of subliminal messages you implant in her mind during this trick!)

* The Power Of Money: Let's face it, drop dead gorgeous women are attracted to guys with money, right? Well, even if you aren't a millionaire you will give the impression that you're rich beyond belief, when you perform this no skill required miracle/

* Hot Stuff: This is friggin' cool. It might just be the perfect bar trick. All you need is a regular pack of matches and a hot babe. During this trick she blows out a match, blows on your hand, blows on the pack of matches...do you see the suggestions you will be implanting here?

* The Rose: This is so powerful it should be illegal. If you want to make a chick literally melt and feel incredible inside, then this is for you...and it's not even a magic trick! Imagine picking up a bar napkin, turning it into an origami rose, and handing it to the hottest girl in the bar. She's gonna ignore everyone else for the rest of the night - guaranteed. (If you go to strip bars, try this on one of the dancers...you'll be in heaven all night long!)

* The Penetration Miracle: You appear to make one solid object penetrate through another solid object. (My simple "penetration miracle" script I give you to say while you do this trick subliminally turns the women on and they don't know why.)

* Mind Probe: The "psychic" tricks you will learn are extremely potent. You really can deeply penetrate a woman's mind and subliminally influence her to do what you desire. Please use them responsibly!

Keep in mind that although all of these tricks are amazing and will turn on every girl you meet, they are extremely easy to do. The tricks make you look like a "magic stud" without all the hard work, effort, or practice. They require NO SKILL!

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Okay, Dave Everything Sounds Great...
How Much?

If you were to pay me to personally teach you everything, it would cost you a minimum of $995 if I had the time and wanted to do it which, quite frankly, I wouldn't.s

My buddies said that I should charge a minimum of $497 for this amazing system. (One guy, after seeing me in action, actually took out his credit card and said he didn't care what it costs!). My friends rightfully pointed out that they had spent a lot more money than that buying women drinks to try and pick them up ...often with no results to show for their efforts.

But because I want you to get the same incredible results I have gotten from using these secrets. you can get the complete "Magic Tricks To Pick Up Chicks" system which *******s the DVD and the secret manual, the magic tricks, and the four free bonus gifts for a total investment of five easy payments of only $37. If you really want to score big with as many beautiful women as you can handle, this should be a no brainer.
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[Floppy Nono]

the "magic trick shipped in a plain box for privacy" will probably be a a giant black fist dildo that will be a real magical feat to get inside your anus.

[bardy]

Originally Posted by mxzombie

lol

can someone make me an av of homeboy on the right's face.

[null123]

why don't you do it yourself?

[duovamp]

Charmbag, don't you think it's time for an avatar change?

[I'm Hardcore]

Originally Posted by Charmbag

why don't you do it yourself?

what is your fucking problem?

[bardy]

I dont have any photo editing software

[celluloid_love]

Originally Posted by bardy

I dont have any photo editing software

what is your fucking problem?

[null123]

no Duovamp

fuck off I'm Hardcore

and I was just curious because it's fairly simple to do even if you just have MS Paint.

[duovamp]

Ever notice that poker tv features is always composed of white trash?

[neopryn]

Originally Posted by bardy

can someone make me an av of homeboy on the right's face.

i didn't know if you donated or not so this is small.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by mxzombie

lol

man that douchebag on the right made me laugh

[I'm Hardcore]

Originally Posted by Charmbag

fuck off I'm Hardcore

you're lame, eat dicks

blah blah guys dont look at girls that way, its bad

[Boycott Graceland]

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

blah blah guys dont look at girls that way, its bad

2nd degree burns on my johnson

[I'm Hardcore]

LOVE U BC

[Future Boy]

Originally Posted by bardy

can someone make me an av of homeboy on the right's face.

This one is more centered.
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[The Jesus]

Added to bookmarks.

[sid grey]

i know one of those girls on there

[BumbleBeeMouth]

Sig material for whatcolor

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