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Old 10-30-2014, 07:16 PM   #31
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i took a massive dump on tuesday, wednesday, and now i have to go again today (as i type this)

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 07:26 PM   #32
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i took a massive dump on tuesday, wednesday, and now i have to go again today (as i type this)
If you had IBS you'd be counting the hours since you went, not the days. Its like ok i went this morning, then around noon then in late afternoon.... I suppose they're not all massive though. But i dont know what it feels like to have stuff in your intestines.

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 07:31 PM   #33
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Dude I had the worst IBS for like 10 years. Water-y bum piss 20 minutes after I ate 9 out of 10 times. This was from like 11-15 and then it got slightly better (not after EVERY time I ate) for a few years and then it got bad again until I finally got on medication when I was like 20. But then I had really bad GERD but now it's all settled down with probiotics and working on my anxiety and such

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 07:41 PM   #34
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Hope you got plungers!
it's almost all liquid. just lots of flushes.

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 07:42 PM   #35
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my dad is a man child

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 07:46 PM   #36
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Except for trots and d and bahnzah I p much hate all of you

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 07:46 PM   #37
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And noyen!

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 07:51 PM   #38
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what-ever

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 08:10 PM   #39
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Except for trots and d and bahnzah I p much hate all of you

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 08:10 PM   #40
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drunk on blackberry wine, making some asparagus, watching law and order SVU on netflix. fuck yeah

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 08:11 PM   #41
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oops wrong thread oh wells

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 09:12 PM   #42
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my dad is a man child
Mine too
high five or let's cry together?

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Except for trots and d and bahnzah I p much hate all of you
I love this

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drunk on blackberry wine, making some asparagus, watching law and order SVU on netflix. fuck yeah
I miss that show... A shame netflix doesn't work on my computer...

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 09:17 PM   #43
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i like cold rice with ketchup.

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 09:18 PM   #44
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Mine too
high five or let's cry together?
Well yesterday I had to talk to him like a little boy because he was intentionally being obtuse and then when I told my friend he high fived me so I guess we can high five?

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I miss that show... A shame netflix doesn't work on my computer...
they only have from season 8 on and i've only seen a few of the earlier episodes but it's p. good. there's already been an episode that hit way too close to home with a girl who someone was trying to use as bait to lure other little girls but fuck it im gonna watch it anyway

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 09:21 PM   #45
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high five then

I used to have a crush on that guy from SUV

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 09:23 PM   #46
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I fart on the street, one day a friend of mine thought it was the sewer or something, I agreed and kept walking

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 09:30 PM   #47
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no but i've almost fallen asleep at the wheel more than i'd like to admit. for some reason i just get sleepy sometimes when i'm driving. a couple times i year i end up taking a nap in my car in a parking lot. they are always the best naps.

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 09:32 PM   #48
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i like cold rice with ketchup.
And i thought I was eating like a pensioner...

though its very possible i attempted that before. This sounds just like the kind of shit i try sometimes when there's just nothing in the fridge or cupboard

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 09:33 PM   #49
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high five then

I used to have a crush on that guy from SUV
yeah i still think of him as chris keller but it's slowly fading.

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 09:45 PM   #50
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That's another show I have to watch

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 09:47 PM   #51
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I have a lot of books in my house, but I haven't read half of them

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 09:48 PM   #52
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heres something else/ I cant stop picking at scabs when i have them. Ive had scabs on my lower legs for like 3 months. I got them because of fleas, they bit, it itched, i scratched it bled. and now i have like a dozen scabs or more on my legs i can't stop picking at from these 3 month old flea bites. always. It's disgusting. It's a compulsion. and of course they kinda tend to scar. Or at leas,t leave a mark for a few years.

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 09:54 PM   #53
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I used to date a person who would scratch their legs when nervous, like those who cut themselves, but just scratching, until it bleeds, leaving horrible scars

I tried but could not help in any way...

That's my story today

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 09:55 PM   #54
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wtf grosssssssss

This thread sucks

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 10:03 PM   #55
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You have fleas

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 10:14 PM   #56
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heres something else/ I cant stop picking at scabs when i have them. Ive had scabs on my lower legs for like 3 months. I got them because of fleas, they bit, it itched, i scratched it bled. and now i have like a dozen scabs or more on my legs i can't stop picking at from these 3 month old flea bites. always. It's disgusting. It's a compulsion. and of course they kinda tend to scar. Or at leas,t leave a mark for a few years.
this is pretty gross. i do pick my scabs more than i should but not bad like i used to. but i dont think i was ever bad enough for them to last three months. dude get thee to a doctor. and i hope you got rid of the fleas.

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 10:54 PM   #57
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I like to watch pimple squeezing videos at you tube

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 11:07 PM   #58
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why

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 11:07 PM   #59
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I once snorted the wrong psychedelic seeds

I got high anyways

 
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Old 10-30-2014, 11:10 PM   #60
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And i thought I was eating like a pensioner...

though its very possible i attempted that before. This sounds just like the kind of shit i try sometimes when there's just nothing in the fridge or cupboard

i grew up some in Hawaii and rice was a staple. Rice with ketchup is best served cold.


also, I love a good Pho.

 
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