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Old 05-24-2014, 04:46 AM   #31
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The important thing is that you stay worried at all times

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:06 AM   #32
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You'll never hit the ball if you don't swing the bat, Trots.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:34 AM   #33
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I think he's waiting for a walk.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:50 AM   #34
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That'll only get you to first base.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 10:23 AM   #35
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don't shit where you eat
Yeah this. Acquaint them instead, go out for drinks/coffee/whatever, have conversations about mutual interests, but don't try to fuck them.

If you must fuck them, trying not to fuck them might work better than trying to fuck them anyway.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 10:48 AM   #36
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It’s OK. This is life, such is life. You look OK, you'll be OK. Time will tell if it’s God’s will. It is what it is. I feel your pain. Live and let live and just be yourself. You’ll get over it if you don’t dwell on it. It could be worse. It was meant to be. Just think positive. Patience is a virtue. You’ll get through it and your time will come. Own it and move on. You’ll get better at it. Keep a stiff upper lip. What’s done is done, don’t let it eat at you. Get on with your life, it wasn’t meant to be. Things will work out. We all have problems. Happiness is a choice. Don’t let it bother you. Things will get easier if you just follow your heart. Nothing is impossible. It’s for your own good. You’re better than this. You’re lucky to be alive. Time heals all wounds. Something will turn up. Look on the bright side and don’t linger on the past. Tomorrow will be better, just don’t think about it. Take it one day at a time. Let it slide off your back and don’t let it get you down. Just try harder next time. Tomorrow’s another day. You still have your health. You’ll be better off for this. Don’t let life get you down. You did the best you could. At least you’re not homeless. Everything’s going to be OK. This is just a bump in the road. You gotta do what you gotta do. There’s plenty of fish in the sea and it will all be worth it in the end. Everything happens for a reason. You just have to try a little harder. You have to know you limitations. The only thing to fear is fear itself. You just need to believe in yourself because your negativity is your only hurdle. You can be anything you want to be. There is someone worse off than you. You have your whole life ahead of you. Good things come to people who wait. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. There’s somebody out there for everyone; you just haven’t met the right person yet. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. You’re making a mountain out of a molehill. Life doesn’t give you things you can’t handle. Things would be better if you were more positive.

You'll thank me for this one day.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 10:56 AM   #37
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don't fart in their vicinity

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:00 AM   #38
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talk about stories you heard on NPR, but avoid topics like genocide.
that's settlin' talk

if you want a partner who's right for you, go ahead and lead with genocide

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 12:19 PM   #39
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i should be more worried about keeping my job than trying to play outside of my peer group

that's what i decided
Yeah just give up before you try anything.


THAT'S A GOOD ATTITUDE TO HAVE IN LIFE.





I mean sure you were gonna fail anyway but don't you want to do that much at least? This way you can be reassured in your belief that life sucks and there's nothing good that will ever happen.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 02:55 PM   #40
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don't fart in their vicinity
this is hard to do on dollar taco tuesdays.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 06:02 PM   #41
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act like you don't care about shit.... be a complete asshole, cause that's the kind of guys women go after

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 06:03 PM   #42
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I like men who listen to coast to coast am.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 06:22 PM   #43
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i like how the host is so nonplussed at some of his callers

"the left side of my brain is inhabited by the dark lord Malcoth, until a portal opened in my bathroom mirror and sucked him out"

"hmm.. seems legit.."

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 06:24 PM   #44
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Sometimes I just laugh at George Noorey's responses to some of these people. He really has heard it all.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:00 PM   #45
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I've been seeing a girl for a few weeks now who was a regular customer at my work. I'm leaving soon so I figured I should just take the shot... pulled the most cliche barista move ever and wrote my phone number on her coffee. I've never done that before and probably would never do it again but it worked out pretty fuckin good for me.

I dunno if that helps but I guess write your phone number on a stapler or something and then hand it to her?
did you give her the wink like your classy Prime Minister?

Because you totally SHOULD.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:45 PM   #46
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Yeah this. Acquaint them instead, go out for drinks/coffee/whatever, have conversations about mutual interests, but don't try to fuck them.

If you must fuck them, trying not to fuck them might work better than trying to fuck them anyway.
why is this plural like i'm some kind of lothario

i just would like to put my best foot forward in a non office policy shattering i'm not suggestive to you in a bar kind of way you know i mean jeez guys

i just want to maybe have a date and not be like duplicitous by being golly sure i'm your friend at first the whole time i just would like to have a date to go see SWANS because she also loves swans or might love swans or could love swans ~

i think even my thread is wrong even these questions are wrong i have the wrong mindset to begin with and i suffer from profound insecurity to protect the human race from having more of my genetic stock in the gene pool

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:45 PM   #47
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that's settlin' talk

if you want a partner who's right for you, go ahead and lead with genocide
it's not working man

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:46 PM   #48
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act like you don't care about shit.... be a complete asshole, cause that's the kind of guys women go after
this is not working

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I like men who listen to coast to coast am.
only as a joke ma'am

 
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Old 05-25-2014, 12:06 AM   #49
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I'm sorry, it's just that when people say "meeting women", it's usually implied that they want to meet women just to fuck them.

If I'm going to a show I usually just ask people if they're interested in going.

 
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Old 05-25-2014, 12:10 AM   #50
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In all occasions remember to be good looking.

 
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Old 05-25-2014, 01:25 AM   #51
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now this thread makes you sound like Elliot Rodger.

 
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Old 05-25-2014, 02:22 AM   #52
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Rodger is about an extreme a case as you can get.

 
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Old 05-25-2014, 02:55 AM   #53
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I'm sorry, it's just that when people say "meeting women", it's usually implied that they want to meet women just to fuck them.
IS IT? REALLY? TELL ME MORE

 
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Old 05-25-2014, 03:00 AM   #54
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yes

 
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Old 05-25-2014, 03:53 AM   #55
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How's that axe wound feel wrapped tightly around your campaigning erection?

 
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Old 05-25-2014, 06:15 AM   #56
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now this thread makes you sound like Elliot Rodger.
that's not fair isn't that guy all about how he's so incredible and girls are bitches for not talking to him

 
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Old 05-25-2014, 08:48 AM   #57
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did you give her the wink like your classy Prime Minister?

Because you totally SHOULD.
oh good i'm glad people outside of Aus heard about this. What a douche. Not that anybody cares but if our prime minister dissapeared at sea I would be p. happy at the moment.

 
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Old 05-25-2014, 09:41 AM   #58
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right on muthafukka!!

 
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Old 05-25-2014, 03:01 PM   #59
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Old 05-26-2014, 04:28 AM   #60
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show them your wang

 
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