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Old 01-23-2005, 11:14 PM   #1
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Default for those of you who have a penis...

how big is it fully erect? soft?

are you a shower or a grower?

if this thread reaches 5 pages will you post a peekture of it?

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:17 PM   #2
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ps- i'm asking because there's been a lot of naked girl parts on here, but not so many naked boy parts...and i want to see some naked boy parts damnit!

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:17 PM   #3
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:erm

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:20 PM   #4
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BROTHERS FROM ANOTHER MOTHER

alexthestampede is a post deleting bastard

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Old 01-23-2005, 11:21 PM   #5
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:21 PM   #6
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why can girls post their bra sizes without thinking twice and guys won't fucking own up to their own cocks?

i thought a mans cock was a major source of pride to him or something...?

i'm a 34D...there...now you.

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:21 PM   #7
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:21 PM   #8
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why can girls post their bra sizes without thinking twice and guys won't fucking own up to their own cocks?

i thought a mans cock was a major source of pride to him or something...?

i'm a 34D...there...now you.
shit nigga, we all know those big titties

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:22 PM   #9
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shit nigga, we all know those big titties
dems huge titties.

and they got smaller when i lost weight... i used to be a 36DD :erm

so...tell me about your pee pee.

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:23 PM   #10
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breasts can be sweet in all sizes, and one girl's 'B's can be hotter than another's 'C's, but there is no cute 'A' cup of penises

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:23 PM   #11
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i can tell a fucking bra size from a fully clothed picture. not so dick.

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:23 PM   #12
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also what alex said

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:23 PM   #13
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i dont remember. i like it.

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:24 PM   #14
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breasts can be fuckin sweet in all sizes, and one girl's 'B's can be hotter than another's 'C's, but there is no cute 'A' cup of penises
a large penis was considered "rude" during the renaissance. look at any nude male art from back then...they were all super-small.

so yeah, there are.

and big boobs aren't sweet. they're kinda saggy and heavy.

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:25 PM   #15
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yeah well this aint the renaissance anymore

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:25 PM   #16
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i can tell a fucking bra size from a fully clothed picture. not so dick.
depends on the pants.



and speedo

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:26 PM   #17
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yeah well this aint the renaissance anymore
yeah...but not every girl wants to feel like she's getting fisted day in and day out.

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:27 PM   #18
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im a virgin, quit filling my head with unpure thoughts

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:27 PM   #19
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im a virgin, quit filling my head with unpure thoughts

aw.

um...what if i told you there was a scientific reason for my asking this very important question?

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:28 PM   #20
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i wouldn't believe you

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:28 PM   #21
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i wouldn't believe you
can't you just lie?

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:29 PM   #22
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"smaller than your husband's"

happy?

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:31 PM   #23
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"smaller than your husband's"

happy?
what if i told you my husband is really, really small?

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:31 PM   #24
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What you should be doing is asking people on the board how big other boarders' penises are. You won't get as many responses but you'll get the truth more often.

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:32 PM   #25
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What you should be doing is asking people on the board how big other boarders' penises are. You won't get as many responses but you'll get the truth more often.
done.

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:34 PM   #26
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so...tell me about your pee pee.
I'm long, and I'm strong and I'm down to get the friction on

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:36 PM   #27
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I'm long, and I'm strong and I'm down to get the friction on
<3

why don't you IM me anymore?

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:38 PM   #28
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<3

why don't you IM me anymore?
I don't talk to any netphorians on IM, I find them all repulsive. Also, I wouldn't be able to sex you up

 
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:41 PM   #29
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what if i told you my husband is really, really small?
pics on page 5?

 
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